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There's this yoruba girl in my street that I so much love. I thought she was everything beautiful cause I do see her not everyday, but most times on weekends when she's neatly dressed and well kitted in her make up attires.
I asked her on a date, but she always play me like how Ronaldo dey take Dribble Messi, untill one day she finally accepted.
Kia, I done catch big fish saying to My self, so we went outing in a small bush bar two streets away from my street.

Normally the girl package, she get big barca and Chelsea for front, but na that her barca be my point of attractions. We order for rice and fish soup. As we dey eat, I noticed something some stains on her face. Me as a new guy trying to be romantic I say make I clean am with my fingers oooo. Not knowing that's the beginning of wisdom and break up on a first date.
Brothers on nairaland, as I clean her face oh my God I felt sand on my fingers. It was all stain. I no believe my eyes.

This time around I pick my handkerchief, why ur face dey comot colour my baby? Abi u place for sand. B4 she could say stop baby, I done clean am. She started shouting, but the more she shout, the more I Clean with pressure.
I clean clean clean until I clean no more. Na so people dey look at us. But I no send.

After cleaning, no be bisola I saw again but the taller version of aunty Ramota. I was very shock.
I wanted to ask what happened but I was frightened by her look so I took to my heels.
I was happy cause I never pay for the food we order.

Skit!
Weldon

Na so I run oooo. Thank God say the fence no dey tall. I climb and jump.
That's how I was free from dating my ancestors and now still single. My advice to guys over there. Not all that glitters is gold. Always clean ur girl face.
My advice to ladies out there. Be ur natural self, stop deceiving the enter public with makeup.
THe end

Werey, nice story though

😂😂😂😂😂

Na so I chat two Igbo babe online ooo, after I trace dem to their doormot, na so I see the REAL FACE of CHINASA and CHIOMA O 👇🏾

Lol. Abeg make I shine my teeth small!

saintbillion:
There's this yoruba girl in my street that I so much love. I thought she was everything beautiful cause I do see her not everyday, but most times on weekends when she's neatly dressed and well kitted in her make up attires.
I asked her on a date, but she always play me like how Ronaldo dey take Dribble Messi, untill one day she finally accepted.
Kia, I done catch big fish saying to My self, so we went outing in a small bush bar two streets away from my street.

Omo U never get any experience yet until U meet them at home in d morning b4 they rub those Thier combine ojuju make up

yoruba women too like make up

Hahahahahahahaha

On an early Tuesday morning

Una no get work or shop to go to

duduade:
On an early Tuesday morning

Una no get work or shop to go to

We no get at all ooo. Employ us pls