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OMG 😦 I don’t get these things. OMG I don’t literally understand these things. Nigeria is damaged. Nigeria is doomed. I just saw a billionaire in Nigeria sold off his properties, 4 of his kidneys, 3 of his livers, and 5 of his scrotums to get a student visa to Canada to japa. This is another testament of how Nigeria is the worse country on erath than even the elite are leaving to seek a better life for their unborn kids.

I literally know of a First bank CEO whose income was 540million in Nigeria and he japa to Canada to go and start washing plates..he’s around 67yrs, it’s worth it, at least a McDonald plate washer earn more than a billionaire in Nigeria and he’ll be able to give better life to his children in a country that work.

Gents, do everything you can to leave Nigeria. My uncle that left Nigeria last month told me his salary in the UK is over 7million dollars per week. Who earn such in Nigeria l.



Lol..😆 pls wake me up..but then it’s been long we see these types of post on Nairaland and on Nigeria social media lol..so I just thought to bring these foolings back here ..who missed those times? What happen? Why did it stopped? Nigerian no longer japa or what?

Don't worry trump will soon japa him back to Nigeria

Ozuor I wanted to ask who on earth has 5 scrotums

Now that trump is in power... Just be expecting your uncle any moment from now....

Can you imagine. He might have gone through hell in the hands of his wife, he then quitely planned his exit.

Happy you've created one.

extremelygolden:
Can you imagine. He might have gone through hell in the hands of his wife, he then quitely planned his exit.

Happy you've created one.

Yes he did. But he’s supposed to endure no matter what. Real men endure all sufferings from their wives

irumole1975:
Yes he did. But he’s supposed to endure no matter what. Real men endure all sufferings from their wives

Not any more. No gender should endure suffering in a relationship. It either works out, or you take a walk.

Your uncle did well by taking a walk,

I sincerely hope the creator of this thread was not born in 1975.

He will come back
. Unless the wife is a witch or cheat

azpekuliar:
I sincerely hope the creator of this thread was not born in 1975.

Sadly I am. I’ll be 50 by May 3rd.

Ppl no just sabi read again their only aim na to rush to comment

irumole1975:
OMG 😦 I don’t get these things. OMG I don’t literally understand these things. Nigeria is damaged. Nigeria is doomed. I just saw a billionaire in Nigeria sold off his properties, 4 of his kidneys, 3 of his livers, and 5 of his scrotums to get a student visa to Canada to japa. This is another testament of how Nigeria is the worse country on erath than even the elite are leaving to seek a better life for their unborn kids.

I literally know of a First bank CEO whose income was 540million in Nigeria and he japa to Canada to go and start washing plates..he’s around 67yrs, it’s worth it, at least a McDonald plate washer earn more than a billionaire in Nigeria and he’ll be able to give better life to his children in a country that work.

Gents, do everything you can to leave Nigeria. My uncle that left Nigeria last month told me his salary in the UK is over 7million dollars per week. Who earn such in Nigeria l.



Lol..😆 pls wake me up..but then it’s been long we see these types of post on Nairaland and on Nigeria social media lol..so I just thought to bring these foolings back here ..who missed those times? What happen? Why did it stopped? Nigerian no longer japa or what?

Exchange rate na die now, purchasing power all time low. Omo, Japa not for the weak. People are barely eating

Its non of your business.


Na fact i yarn u so


If dem involve you. Claim say u busy. Recommend d elders

In case na u b d elder sef. enter one joint collect sold Guinness with bushmeat.
Some will say i ain't for peace, believe me papi. Thats peace

Natbrowny:
Its non of your business.


Na fact i yarn u so


If dem involve you. Claim say u busy. Recommend d elders

In case na u b d elder sef. enter one joint collect sold Guinness with bushmeat.
Some will say i ain't for peace, believe me papi. Thats peace

So you believe the best way to deal with a woman that want to use problem and nagging kill you is to run away? Instead of praying for her to stop? Instead of paying for her to go to therapy?

irumole1975:
So you believe the best way to deal with a woman that want to use problem and nagging kill you is to run away? Instead of praying for her to stop? Instead of paying for her to go to therapy?

Praying?
Paying?

Make i reason dis ur point first

irumole1975:
OMG 😦 I don’t get these things. OMG I don’t literally understand these things. Nigeria is damaged. Nigeria is doomed. I just saw a billionaire in Nigeria sold off his properties, 4 of his kidneys, 3 of his livers, and 5 of his scrotums to get a student visa to Canada to japa. This is another testament of how Nigeria is the worse country on erath than even the elite are leaving to seek a better life for their unborn kids.

I literally know of a First bank CEO whose income was 540million in Nigeria and he japa to Canada to go and start washing plates..he’s around 67yrs, it’s worth it, at least a McDonald plate washer earn more than a billionaire in Nigeria and he’ll be able to give better life to his children in a country that work.

Gents, do everything you can to leave Nigeria. My uncle that left Nigeria last month told me his salary in the UK is over 7million dollars per week. Who earn such in Nigeria l.



Lol..😆 pls wake me up..but then it’s been long we see these types of post on Nairaland and on Nigeria social media lol..so I just thought to bring these foolings back here ..who missed those times? What happen? Why did it stopped? Nigerian no longer japa or what?

You haven't seen anything, liability wanted to use budget and kill the man so he ran for his life, before he will drop dead like the man that slumped and died due to high BP on front page...

BACHELOR FOR LIFE

irumole1975:
Sadly I am. I’ll be 50 by May 3rd.

Form 1-5 dey during your time?

grandstar:
Form 1-5 dey during your time?

Yes

Biqsahm:
Ppl no just sabi read again their only aim na to rush to comment

Omo you just typed out my mind lol. E go far

irumole1975:
OMG 😦 I don’t get these things. OMG I don’t literally understand these things. Nigeria is damaged. Nigeria is doomed. I just saw a billionaire in Nigeria sold off his properties, 4 of his kidneys, 3 of his livers, and 5 of his scrotums to get a student visa to Canada to japa. This is another testament of how Nigeria is the worse country on erath than even the elite are leaving to seek a better life for their unborn kids.

I literally know of a First bank CEO whose income was 540million in Nigeria and he japa to Canada to go and start washing plates..he’s around 67yrs, it’s worth it, at least a McDonald plate washer earn more than a billionaire in Nigeria and he’ll be able to give better life to his children in a country that work.

Gents, do everything you can to leave Nigeria. My uncle that left Nigeria last month told me his salary in the UK is over 7million dollars per week. Who earn such in Nigeria l.



Lol..😆 pls wake me up..but then it’s been long we see these types of post on Nairaland and on Nigeria social media lol..so I just thought to bring these foolings back here ..who missed those times? What happen? Why did it stopped? Nigerian no longer japa or what?

It is a lie. No CEO in Nigeria will ever whash plates in Canada. Stop spewing rubbish.

people just comment without reading.

extremelygolden:
Can you imagine. He might have gone through hell in the hands of his wife, he then quitely planned his exit.

Happy you've created one.

Wait a minute, did you actually read the whole write up?

Usmanovic95:
Wait a minute, did you actually read the whole write up?

Disjointedly, jare, focusing more on the heading and the last paragraph.

Why did you ask?

extremelygolden:
Disjointedly, jare, focusing more on the heading and the last paragraph.

Why did you ask?

Lol , it was actually a satire targeted at pro Japa peeps.His uncle and wife are both imaginary.

koladata:
people just comment without reading.

Why would anyone read the fake story?

lol

That's how to treat women. Hide your plans from them . They are destructive.

Usmanovic95:
Lol , it was actually a satire targeted at pro Japa peeps.His uncle and wife are both imaginary.

Oh! Can you imagine that?

Thank you for bringing that to my attention.