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folake4u:
If na by that one, let me just inform you now that my brother's helped me buy sanitary pad a gazillion times.

Father, brother, (ex) partner and male neighbour.

Male neighbour buying you pads?
That’s overfamiliarity, popularly called see finish.

Even my female friends that comfortably talk to me about their period can’t send me to buy pad laye!

Samantha125:
I'm just joking, I'm a South African based in South Africa...

My English is good? Wow!!! I didn't know...

oh wow 😳😳😳. That's cool can we be friends?

Friends? Well, I don't keep friends of the opposite sex... But we can be acquaintances here on nairaland...

Trophy12:
oh wow 😳😳😳. That's cool can we be friends?

Samantha125:
Friends? Well, I don't keep friends of the opposite sex... But we can be acquaintances here on nairaland...

hmm acquittance., can I at least have your WhatsApp number

Yhoo! My WhatsApp what? Let me go and talk to my husband first...

Trophy12:
hmm acquittance., can I at least have your WhatsApp number

folake4u:
Nor be small simping oh.

Lol it's your wife na. Why should you be ashamed? It is quite normal. If and when you start having kids, you'd be purchasing for your daughter(s) too.

My father and brother purchased for us females a lot of times. They knew the preferred type for each girl child and could differentiate the heavy flow ones from light flow pads.

I have two kids, two between these surviving two, so I'm not newly married. I will try not to be shy next time, but I pray she doesn't send me to buy pad again.

Drella:
Male neighbour buying you pads?
That’s overfamiliarity, popularly called see finish.

Even my female friends that comfortably talk to me about their period can’t send me to buy pad laye!

Lol it was just one time I was in so much pain and he helped out. No fuss whatsoever.

Whatever rocks your boat, I guess.

zedman1:
I have two kids, two between these surviving two, so I'm not newly married. I will try not to be shy next time, but I pray she doesn't send me to buy pad again.

Awww that's cool.

I pray she sends you on that errand. 🤣😂

folake4u:
Awww that's cool.

I pray she sends you on that errand. 🤣😂

No Amen to that.

zedman1:
No Amen to that.

Dey play. I've said the Amen on your behalf.

Samantha125:
Yhoo! My WhatsApp what? Let me go and talk to my husband first...

lol sorry I never knew u are married. A million apologies

It's okay...

Trophy12:
lol sorry I never knew u are married. A million apologies

chidiokay:
sometimes when you put mind for something too much e go dey use you shakara , try relax your mind about it, worryless, naa when you no expect e go like come

ishilove is my iya mi l'eko .. she sha wont feed a bad child to the lions for breakfast

trust me they don't .. naa one elective course i take learn am for school

once again, God will do it for you, oni ola awon 4kg

Wetin concern me for this mata??

Things we did and swear never to do again for love

brain54:
You are one helluva funny guy...



I had to read that 3rd story like 4 times. Each time laughing my lungs out.

If your fiance or her mom had seen you with the bag of garri on your head, dragging the palm oil and plantain while struggling with your trouser. I am sure she would have "divorced" you before you even get the chance to marry her.

The picture of you with garri on your head with oversized trousers in my head is so funny!

pampers but my friend's male and is not married and has no kids



every one in my street know me as single and celibate


come and see shock as store keeper day look me

GindoX:
You should thank ya Star. You escaped something. No be every hole man dey drill.

Yes ooo.

She asked me to buy Passion, tramadol, predator and four bottles of beer, with weed.
The next day she said I should buy sanitary pad

Had one weird experience while still in the institution. When my ex called me to help her get P2 at the pharmacy while coming home. You need to see the moral myself and my guy were pulling asking bout it up and down. Funny enough, I quickly noticed some ladies were gossiping bout us and were like , (See this small small boys ooh) By then, I already realised twas P2 that was causing all the ruckus.

Omo. My God go judge this girl sha 😁😁

Anytime i remember my own scenario i always laugh. About 10years ago, i went to a cosmetic shop to get my cream so at the counter about to pay i saw set of durex. I'm a lover of gun so i thought it was chewing gum and i immediately picked the blue one and added it to what i was paying for. I then asked the cashier to be sure of what flavour to go for because i like mint...then she replied it durex, i said i know but i like mint if not i would have gone for the strawberry which is pink or red in colour. As at that point she realised i was a novice and said it's Condom....no word can describe my facial expression till today.

folake4u:
Nor be small simping oh.

Lol it's your wife na. Why should you be ashamed? It is quite normal. If and when you start having kids, you'd be purchasing for your daughter(s) too.

My father and brother purchased for us females a lot of times. They knew the preferred type for each girl child and could differentiate the heavy flow ones from light flow pads.

shout out to somebody's sugarmomma

gotta stay ahead of inflation

GloriousGbola:
shout out to somebody's sugarmomma

gotta stay ahead of inflation

Lol that is more than a year's supply of sanitary pads.

You're doing well.

folake4u:
I also care less about your submission.

Folake, give me location make we do weekend hangout. Make we leave submission and care less for one corner.

Yampotatocarrot:
Didn't want to buy a different type, because she was specific about the type she wanted, describing it and all... Knew it was from me, because I told her I've given the money for the doll to her teacher to get it for me... The hug next time we met was heartwarming, showing me how she's plaiting her doll's hair and explaining what her doll was saying to me..

Little girl was just around 4 or so... KG2... It was weird to me

I can imagine how joyful she was receiving it, and how happy the doll makes her.

folake4u:
Lol it was just one time I was in so much pain and he helped out. No fuss whatsoever.

Whatever rocks your boat, I guess.

That’s understandable.

Unrelated, but how do female folks deal with cramps at work?
Everyone always seems to be fine at work.
The thing doesn’t come during work hours??

Samantha125:
For me it has to be back in high school when I was in grade 11, this other guy who was doing his senior year heard me talking about how my parents had sent me on an errand to go and buy something from the nearest pharmacy after school... We were familiar with each other even though we weren't close.

He then came to me and asked if he could give me some money to buy him some pills from the pharmacy, I didn't see anything wrong with it... He wrote down the name of the pills just to be sure I wouldn't forget it... The name of the pills was "Rocky".

I got to the pharmacy and asked for Rocky pills and the cashier gave me this weird look and started interrogating me, she called the pharmacist and they requested for my ID card, but I didn't have an ID card at that time and I was still under 18, I had to lie with a straight face about my age and about how I forgot it at home, but I told them the pills weren't mine... They had to explain to me what they were used for and after some time, they eventually sold them to me.

This guy basically sent me to buy him some dick enlargement pills and I was a 16 years old minor while he was an 18 years old adult... I was so pissed, I didn't even say a word to him, I just gave him his pills the following day and left.

folake4u:
If na by that one, let me just inform you now that my brother's helped me buy sanitary pad a gazillion times.

Father, brother, (ex) partner and male neighbour.

Male neighbors ..


Wtf. 🙀🙀🙀

Adext4sure:
Had one weird experience while still in the institution. When my ex called me to help her get P2 at the pharmacy while coming home. You need to see the moral myself and my guy were pulling asking bout it up and down. Funny enough, I quickly noticed some ladies were gossiping bout us and were like , (See this small small boys ooh) By then, I already realised twas P2 that was causing all the ruckus.

Omo. My God go judge this girl sha 😁😁

Postinor 2 ..


Should've been easy to decode...


Wait till they ask you to get misofem

The kind bad looks the pharmacist/chemist go take look you ehn..

Btw, misofem is an ulcer medication in case you curious to know..

folake4u:
Lol it was just one time I was in so much pain and he helped out. No fuss whatsoever.

Whatever rocks your boat, I guess.

Man is just looking for a pathway to put the tip


😌😌😌

Suicideboy:
pampers but my friend's male and is not married and has no kids



every one in my street know me as single and celibate


come and see shock as store keeper day look me

Worst part is bump into a crush , you definitely don't wanna buy them infront of her before she starts thinking you've got kids..

Drella:
That’s understandable.

Unrelated, but how do female folks deal with cramps at work?
Everyone always seems to be fine at work.
The thing doesn’t come during work hours??

I don't know about others but I'm at my worst when I have cramps at work. My colleagues used to pity me and just let me be.

folake4u:
I don't know about others but I'm at my worst when I have cramps at work. My colleagues used to pity me and just let me be.

Must have been tough bearing that together with the stress from work.

Sending warm hugs from here💞

simpleseyi:
I know you all love simps, but you don’t want your brothers be one

My FATHER was the first person to ever buy me sanitary pad ,and my brothers .
You didn't grow up in a proper family and you have a messed mindset.

God help una Alfa mails