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Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 10:36am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
Oh! Now you're joking because I didn't give you the reaction you were expecting, right?😂😂😂

No, call me a Mzansi low class because that's what I am... cool cool cool
Joke apart, some of your comments here make me wonder if you're really South African because, WTF or do you genuinely live under a rock? Because your comments are wild!
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by elmagnifico411(m): 10:49am On Mar 07, 2025
Ibkay32:
Are you living in a dark world? Dating app has been around since time immemorial. Even in the US, dating sites are widely used, especially by people who are always busy with work or other commitments that take up most of their time. In fact, dating apps are often recommended for introverts who may find it difficult to meet people in traditional social settings.
So asking if people still use dating sites is out of place, it’s like asking if people still eat food. Dating apps aren’t just active; they’re thriving. Even the busiest CEOs are out here swiping left and right!
she really doesn’t have anything to say… staying quiet is golden,unfortunately, some women don’t know.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 10:58am On Mar 07, 2025
It's funny how you Nigerians like generalizing all South Africans, but immediately have issues when the same thing is done to you... I didn't know that there's a specific character that all South Africans are expected to live by, and how many South Africans do you personally know for you to come to this conclusion?🤔🤔🤔

I am living under a rock and I prefer it that way, it gives me peace...😌😌😌
Ibkay32:
Joke apart, some of your comments here make me wonder if you're really South African because, WTF or do you genuinely live under a rock? Because your comments are wild!
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 11:07am On Mar 07, 2025
elmagnifico411:
she really doesn’t have anything to say… staying quiet is golden,unfortunately, some women don’t know.
Don't mind her, na their type body count dey rate 100% while they’re still single. The moment they find one simp wey go wife them, dem go start to dey act holy and reserved. Na so e dey always be. The same person wey dey flex up and down before go suddenly turn motivational speaker, preaching about morals and values. Life no too hard to understand.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 11:08am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
It's funny how you Nigerians like generalizing all South Africans, but immediately have issues when the same thing is done to you... I didn't know that there's a specific character that all South Africans are expected to live by, and how many South Africans do you personally know for you to come to this conclusion?
Seems it's hard for you to comprehend write up?
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ernerstdavid55(m): 11:32am On Mar 07, 2025
Omo this thread go long o
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ernerstdavid55(m): 11:33am On Mar 07, 2025
grin
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by ruggedtimi(m): 11:38am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.
cos you are a nigerian...Dating app is very much popular in europe, america and asia. Extremely wealthy people are on dating app seeking for relationships. Nigeria dating apps are flooded with hk girls.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by ruggedtimi(m): 11:40am On Mar 07, 2025
Nigeria girl go message you "hello" you reply her back.. the message don end grin.

All their pics be red background for luxury restuarants, hotel walkway/reception, front seat of a car....with captions "if you are not serious i will unmatch you" "straight to point"
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 11:41am On Mar 07, 2025
No, you're right... Not only do I sound like I'm living under a rock, I am living under one peacefully...😌😌😌
Ibkay32:
Seems it's hard for you to comprehend write up?
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by FunkyJustice(m): 11:41am On Mar 07, 2025
Most of them are ignorant

Olodo wey dey form
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by ZombieDredd: 11:43am On Mar 07, 2025
Jesuspistol:
Lol. True!

The girls with real substance don't have funny and complicated bios. They keep it simple. They're plenty on fb and TikTok too, not only on dating sites. Some call themselves Jesus baby after three abortions

It's the local, unexposed, unenlightened, poverty-stricken girls whose hope is to get a financial Messiah as boyfriend on social media that post such bios and it's really funny.

You didn't talk about them snapping pics with rich people's gate as background. Some are living with their elder sister somewhere, some in face-me-i-face-you apartment while others are house helps at lekki.
Kaii
You bad oo grin

Well if Jesus forgave Mary of magdala, after her lifestyle, he will forgive them too grin grin

So they are still His baby grin cheesy
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 11:44am On Mar 07, 2025
I'm a Nigerian? Okay...😏😏😏
ruggedtimi:
cos you are a nigerian...Dating app is very much popular in europe, america and asia. Extremely wealthy people are on dating app seeking for relationships. Nigeria dating apps are flooded with hk girls.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 11:48am On Mar 07, 2025
ruggedtimi:
Nigeria girl go message you "hello" you reply her back.. the message don end grin.

All their pics be red background for luxury restuarants, hotel walkway/reception, front seat of a car....with captions "if you are not serious i will unmatch you" "straight to point"
Bruh, it’s like they all got the same onboarding manual. Red background, luxury aesthetics, and a no-nonsense attitude, like they’re conducting interviews, not conversations 😂. One "hello," and if your reply no spark joy, na scene fade. Still most of them are complaining of no husband 😂
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by donself9: 11:49am On Mar 07, 2025
Ibkay32:
Nigerian girls and their dating site profiles always crack me up! You'll see things like "I be Ogba", "I'm a foodie", or "I'm a two-sided person". Some will even go as far as advertising their businesses, "Follow my hair page", "I sell perfumes, DM for inquiries", like, sis, are we here to date or to patronize you?

And let’s not forget the ones that put "God's favorite", "If you're not serious, don't text me", or "Sapiosexual" (but their convos will be dry as hell). Omorr, the way Nigerian girls think sometimes ehn, this country get as e be! Dating apps supposed to be for meeting people, but here, it's half personal branding, half mini-marketplace. Na wa!
I don't know you guys have seen this before 😂
My question to you, how do you sell yourselve to the world without "Branding"

is it not important i meet my match and as a guy how do i know my match on a dating without description.
if i have to wait to meet every gurl in person before i have a clue of her, how many date man one go. you know how much mr biggs dey sell meat pie n pepsi now undecided
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 11:51am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
No, you're right... Not only do I sound like I'm living under a rock, I am living under one peacefully...😌😌😌
Peaceful or not, step out once in a while, the world won’t wait for you. Life is moving, and that rock won’t write your story.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 11:53am On Mar 07, 2025
donself9:
My question to you, how do you sell yourselve to the world without "Branding"

is it not important i meet my match and as a guy how do i know my match on a dating without description.
if i have to wait to meet every gurl in person before i have a clue of her, how many date man one go. you know how much mr biggs dey sell meat pie n pepsi now undecided
You’re spitting facts bruh! Branding might feel forced, but without it, na pure trial and error. No description, no vibe check, just vibes and blind dates. And with the way economy be, one Mr Biggs meat pie and Pepsi fit humble your dating budget real quick. But at least someone that's looking for something should have the motive of presenting their brand well 😂
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 11:54am On Mar 07, 2025
Step out and do what exactly?
Ibkay32:
Peaceful or not, step out once in a while, the world won’t wait for you. Life is moving, and that rock won’t write your story.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Sonnobax15(m): 11:56am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
Step out and do what exactly?
. grin. You finally met your match you this south African werey
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 11:57am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
Step out and do what exactly?
To understand how the world moves, clear the cobwebs blocking your sight, because ignorance won’t stop reality from unfolding.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 11:57am On Mar 07, 2025
How is he my match?🤔🤔🤔
Sonnobax15:
. grin. You finally met your match you this south African werey
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Sonnobax15(m): 11:58am On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
How is he my match?🤔🤔🤔
Can't you see his replies are making you squirt?🤓
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 11:58am On Mar 07, 2025
So because I've never been on a dating app before, it means I don't know how the world works?🤔🤔🤔
Ibkay32:
To understand how the world moves, clear the cobwebs blocking your sight, because ignorance won’t stop reality from unfolding.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:00pm On Mar 07, 2025
I don't know what you're talking about...🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

I thought you were my match...😃😃😃
Sonnobax15:
Can't you see his replies are making you squirt?🤓
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
So because I've never been on a dating app before, it means I don't know how the world works?🤔🤔🤔
Your ignorance goes beyond just being on a dating site, it’s a mindset, and until you open your eyes, you’ll keep missing the bigger picture.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Sonnobax15(m): 12:02pm On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
I don't know what you're talking about...🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

I thought you were my match...😃😃😃
. No,I ain't your match undecided. Cuz I sincerely don't have that time to be exchanging unpleasantries with you all the time.... So,you won.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:02pm On Mar 07, 2025
Okay... Give me five examples of the things I'm ignorant about.
Ibkay32:
Your ignorance goes beyond just being on a dating site, it’s a mindset, and until you open your eyes, you’ll keep missing the bigger picture.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:03pm On Mar 07, 2025
But you guys are the ones who come for me unprovoked... Especially you...😑😑😑
Sonnobax15:
. No,I ain't your match undecided. Cuz I sincerely don't have that time to be exchanging unpleasantries with you all the time.... So,you won.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 12:06pm On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
Okay... Give me five examples of the things I'm ignorant about.
I get that you're an adult, so I don’t need to spell it out, use your thinking power to figure out where you're missing the point. Sometimes, the answers are right in front of you if you’re willing to see them.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Sonnobax15(m): 12:08pm On Mar 07, 2025
Samantha125:
But you guys are the ones who come for me unprovoked... Especially you...😑😑😑
. Have I ever been inhumane towards you on here before? I think you're mistaking "trying to be friendly" with you to being "provoked"........ Thought you said you graduated from a law school,how come you can't comprehend simple terminology?
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:13pm On Mar 07, 2025
Tell me those points because you can't make accusations without any proof...😶😶😶

It's like a police officer arresting someone without any proof of the individual committing any crime.
Ibkay32:
I get that you're an adult, so I don’t need to spell it out, use your thinking power to figure out where you're missing the point. Sometimes, the answers are right in front of you if you’re willing to see them.
Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:14pm On Mar 07, 2025
Then it's like you don't know the meaning of the word "friendly".
Sonnobax15:
. Have I ever been inhumane towards you on here before? I think you're mistaking "trying to be friendly" with you to being "provoked"........ Thought you said you graduated from a law school,how come you can't comprehend simple terminology?
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