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| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 12:15pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:Fair enough! Accusations without proof are just noise. But let’s be real, this isn’t a courtroom, and I’m not slapping handcuffs on you. If anything, I’m just holding up a mirror. Now, whether you see the reflection clearly or not, that’s on you. |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
You're still not saying anything...🤦🤦🤦 Ibkay32: |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 12:23pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:I thought SA people always claimed to be smart, but in your case, it's the complete opposite. Well, the more we talk, the more you’ll find a way to divert the topic. I think it’s time to let my well-educated and smarter Nigerian brothers take over for better comments. Enjoy the trend, I'm out! 😂 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by bisqit: 12:25pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
illicit:you still use 2go? |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:30pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Whoever told that we're smart lied, we're dumb...😂😂😂 Next time don't start what you can't finish, Smarty pants...😂😂😂 Ibkay32: |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 12:32pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:Lol, at least you admit it! 😂 But hey, next time, don’t challenge a game you’re not ready to play. Smarty pants always wins! 😂😂😂 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by 10thTenthMan: 12:33pm On Mar 07, 2025*. Modified: 12:58pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
MaziObinnaokija:That is even permissible at least. When I see those SUV photos, I know damned well that 99% of them did not buy it. And even if they did, which is like 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of them, taking a photo in front of it means it was a huge achievement to them. Which means they struggled to get it. From the days of ''SMALL GIRL BIG GOD'' , to not knowing the difference between '' I am'' and ''Am'' , to the ones who claim ''Sapiosexual'' and yet stones are smarter than them. You have the ones that claim ''Soft Life'' and ''Baby Girl life'' yet you see the photos she took at home, and you see dilapidated houses with dirty brown ceilings, and you chuckle and wonder. YOUR HUMBLE BEGINNINGS AND CONDITIONS IS NOT A PROBLEM TO MEN. It is the misrepresentation of your condition that is annoying just as your fake face color, your fake hair, fake lashes, fake height, fake nails, fake accent, fake eye eyes, fake hips, fake shoulder, and even fake butt. You see a combo of photos. Some are at lounges and restaurants. Then you see photos that are clearly hotel rooms, then you see photos of her at home (unpainted walls, asbestos ceilings, etc) and you know there is nothing baby girl about her and her life is not soft in any form. Then the ones that threaten that they will ''BLOCK'' you and I am tempted to think that these ones assume when they block you, YOU LIFE STOPS and YOU SIMPLY JUST DIE! . They write stuff like ''I DONT TAKE NONSENSE'' bla bla bla and I laugh and laugh ...like Haunty, what is the worst you can actually do from your iphone13 that you slept with Tony and Mark and Mr. Segun to purchase? Think well na, you can only block and/or report, There isn't really any power you have with the blocking/Unmatch option. Why threaten fire and brimstone with a block/unmatch option? ![]() I once saw some on an Emirate Flight who after the flight landed in DBX, they waited until business class was empty and then they went there, sat down like they flew business class. Took tens of photos one after another. Then tomorrow they post it like they flew business class. It was after this experience it hit me that YOU DO NOT RRUST HUMANS AND THEIR DISPLAY OF A COMFORTABLE LIFE. ESPECIALLY WHEN DONE TO BRING OUT ENVY AND JEALOUSY OUT OF YOU. Prior to this I always wondered why many of them had business class photos on their profiles. Now I hear it is worse with the fake Private Jet Models set up for people to sit to take photos.
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| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by tobore4u(m): 12:34pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
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| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:36pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Last time I checked, you were the one making empty accusations and running away from my questions... So keep running along...😂😂😂 Ibkay32: |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 12:40pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
10thTenthMan:Lol, the hustle for premium packaging is real! Some of their captions no dey pass "Soft life or nothing". 😂 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Konjiboii: 12:43pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
The most common one is “I’m a sweet girl “ or “ just a baby girl” fvcking hos |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Samantha125(f): 12:44pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ibkay32: |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by MrNipplesLover(m): 1:00pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
I don fvck almost all the girls wey dey Michat and Inmessenger when they were both hot cakes... Facebook packs a lot of coded runs girls and I don chop many wey I no fit count... I'm having a feeling that lekki babes go get a special app wey dem dey use... Those island-based babes are my targets now, but I need a link of apps wey dem dey use specifically, so that after Ramadan, I go dey explore dem one after the other.... I still get interest in relocating to lekki phase1 make I go spend two years there.... Girls dem plenty for that area... But make I finish my house first... |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by donself9: 1:14pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Ibkay32:'brand Well" is relative here, cos what you see on folake4u bio that attract you might just be a turn off to kay what you consider brand well is limited to the composition of your purview .. we just have to live with reality some people will like us for who we are and some wont ![]() |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 1:28pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by illicit(m): 1:29pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:Facebook is the biggest dating app... Everyone is on Facebook |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 1:47pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
JASONjnr:No truer words has been said .. |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 1:49pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
AdolfHitlerxXx:Technically she's still one up over you by curing her own urges too ... |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 1:51pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:.since you never had to do the asking out 😏😏 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 1:53pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:Nna .. Was that a mistake or that was deliberate ?? Looks like those igbos boys don dey give this one opueh... |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 1:54pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
illicit:the delusion is out of this world .. South africa, the country of the saints ..... 😁😁😁 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by PrinceofAgoAre(m): 1:58pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:Even Nairaland can boast of uniting some folks here that later went on to get married not to talk of dating apps.. |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 2:06pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
PrinceofAgoAre:Don't mind her, no be South African babe, by their story we shall know them 😂 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Zooboytwo: 2:08pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Ibkay32:The guy just smoke ice enter nairaland dey type without reading |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Zooboytwo: 2:11pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
ZombieDredd:My problem is why did European Jesus came to give hope to condemn people and neglect the normal people o . Read bible Jesus came for sinners , very criminal thing . |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Zooboytwo: 2:12pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Ibkay32:Who sabi u for you village B honest with yourself . |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Zooboytwo: 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Ibkay32:Who sabi u for you village B honest with yourself . Dey respect u for house |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Zooboytwo: 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Ibkay32:Who sabi u for you village B honest with yourself . Dey respect u for house. |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 2:15pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
PrinceofAgoAre:She's the perfect example of "I'm on a diet," she said, while finishing a large plate of jollof rice and eyeing the last piece of meat. 😂 |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Ibkay32(op): 2:19pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Zooboytwo:Who’s this again? 😂 Seems Another Samantha don show up in man form! |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Britishpea: 2:20pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
Samantha125:PRETENDINGFUUULLLLL |
| Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios by Obitroy(m): 2:23pm On Mar 07, 2025 |
[quote author=Ibkay32 post=134427892]Nigerian girls and their dating site profiles always crack me up! You'll see things like "I be Ogba", "I'm a foodie", or "I'm a two-sided person". Some will even go as far as advertising their businesses, "Follow my hair page", "I sell perfumes, DM for inquiries", like, sis, are we here to date or to patronize you? And let’s not forget the ones that put "God's favorite", "If you're not serious, don't text me", or "Sapiosexual" (but their convos will be dry as hell). Omorr, the way Nigerian girls think sometimes ehn, this country get as e be! Dating apps supposed to be for meeting people, but here, it's half personal branding, half mini-marketplace. Na wa! I don't know you guys have seen this before 😂 Lol na guys were still they date Nigerian ladies I pity them never managed the stress for 9ja finish u won carry another one had untop |
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the ones dat snap pics in person SUV.U go think say she's the owners but whosai
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