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Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Chilipepper(op): 4:29pm On Apr 02, 2025
Don't ever have s3x with a drunk person no matter how much pressure they put you on - Lawyer Deji Adeyanju cautions.

Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by eyenogoquiet(m): 4:35pm On Apr 02, 2025
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Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Sonnobax15(m):
lipsrsealed
Every wise man whose brain cells ain't connected to his diick should know that already angry

But then again,konji can be frustrating sometimes, especially when it has reached the tip of the cap and waiting to fire shots grin

May God help every sensible man out there to overcome sexual sins, just like I've been doing all these years angry

Amin!!!
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by bea1234567: 4:48pm On Apr 02, 2025
This is Nigeria. False ra pe accusations won't fly.. so no shaking undecided
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by NoahHadNoArk: 5:12pm On Apr 02, 2025
bea1234567:
This is Nigeria. False ra pe accusations won't fly.. so no shaking undecided
You will be detained until proven innocent


Dey play
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Holluwhakemmy(f): 5:14pm On Apr 02, 2025
Well said. There is no way you can defend yourself when it occurs
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by GOFRONT(m): 5:33pm On Apr 02, 2025
A drunk lady is the sweetest to fvck.


Damn the consequequences!!!
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by 9jaBloke: 6:14pm On Apr 02, 2025
I knew this long before I became legal.

We de sabi those wey buy smart phone for old age by their outdated broadcasts
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Nobody: 6:40pm On Apr 02, 2025
I hope this applies to both gender and not limited to a single gender
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by ReluctantAdult(m): 7:15pm On Apr 02, 2025
What if we are both drunk? What's the position of the law in this situation? We sue and counter-sue?
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by FreeSpirited:
Whereas certain men's formula and operations is to get a lady drunk or tipsy on a date or visit so as to weaken her inhibitions against sex....Seems to work when I was in the world cos, it was usually a straw for them instead of taking responsibility for being loose... It's easy to shift the blame on alcohol.

Meanwhile this only work on ladies who already liked u or have hidden intent to screw u.....
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by concho(m):
Reminds me of Nkechi

The daughter of Akpama’s famed old vigilante chief, she whose presence could make even the stingiest of men loosen his wallets at the mere sight of her bosom. Yea, those twin spheres upon her chest, so well-rounded and firm, did seem as though the God himself had spent a full week in careful craftsmanship.

Her height, her eyes, her hips—verily, the Almighty must have tarried long in her making. Yet, despite knowing full well the wrath her father could unleash upon any man who dared lay claim to his jewel, the fire of youth burned within me. Yea, I resolved that, come what may, I would rest my weary head upon her bosom, if only for a night.

And so, on a fateful eve, I led her to a tavern of great renown, and there did I lavish upon her all manner of delicacies and strong drink. With every sip, her laughter grew louder, her steps less steady, until at last, she leaned upon me for support. Thus emboldened, I led her to my humble abode, convinced that fortune had smiled upon me.

Upon entering, she seized me with the passion of a seasoned harlot, her lips upon mine, her hands upon my loins. In that moment, I knew not whether I was in the land of the living or caught betwixt the realms of men and gods. Yea, the night was long, and the deeds many—5 rounds did we dance before the embrace of sleep took us both.

But lo, when the morning sun did rise, she turned to me with solemn eyes and spake thus: “Didst thou touch me in the night?” Fool that I was, I answered in truth, knowing not the doom my words would summon.

Scarcely had she departed when the ground trembled beneath the wheels of a Golf 3 wagon, packed to the brim with vigilante men. Little did I know that others, silent as the night, had encircled my dwelling, lurking behind the dwarf fence of my landlady.

Sensing peril, I leapt through my window, seeking refuge beyond the fence. But alas! No sooner had my feet touched the ground than a slap, mighty as the thunder of the gods, did land upon my cheek, shifting the very alignment of my thoughts. Yea, my vision blurred, my knees buckled, and ere I could reclaim my senses, a great boot met my ribs, followed by the firm grasp of strong hands upon my belt. Like a goat for sacrifice, I was flung into their wagon and carried forth to the place of my reckoning.

What transpired in that dreaded guardroom is a tale for another day. But know this—I live, and that alone is cause for thanksgiving. And verily, I have sworn upon my very soul never again to so much as wave at a maiden who staggereth under the weight of drink.
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by papyjaypaul: 7:48pm On Apr 02, 2025
What if they were both drunkhuh undecided

Drunken consent is still consent

Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Xannadu: 7:49pm On Apr 02, 2025
But the same lawyer will laugh at a guy who comes out to say that a lady took advantage of him when he was drunk
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by oluwaseyi0: 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2025
Hope it also applies to female gender sexing a male
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Dronedude(m): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2025
Word. People in vulnerable situations like being drunk are acting under the influence. Do not knack; it's rape. Then rape from a drunk person is also rape I guess. Let us ask Deji.
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by officialmario(m): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2025
Does it applies to male and female
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by NaijaNaWaa: 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2025
True but some ladies want to get high before they do
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by pimplucious: 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2025
What if both parties are drunk?
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by phorget(m): 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2025
Who's going to wait after the did has been done? If a drunk misguides then you bleep and disappear. 🤣
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by NaijaNaWaa: 7:52pm On Apr 02, 2025
papyjaypaul:
What if they were both drunkhuh undecided

Drunken consent is still consent
…or mutual rape.
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by ChizzyBuna(m):
One married choir mistress i used to knack would always emphasize that she must get drunk before we knack.

That means God has beem saving me all these times undecided

Dj play Beyonce Drunk in Love
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Tjra: 7:52pm On Apr 02, 2025
Deji is now a lawyer? shocked

When him go law school? Na waoh
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Antoeni(m): 7:52pm On Apr 02, 2025
Maybe Akpabio Was Drunk When He Made Sexual Advances At Natasha,
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Antoeni(m): 7:55pm On Apr 02, 2025
- AVOID SEX WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. AVOID IT. DO NOT ADMIRE THEM. DO NOT DESIRE THEIR BODY. WHETHER THEY ARE MALE OR FEMALE, AVOID ANYONE WHO COULD GIVE SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY OR ATTENTION.
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by cr7lomo:
Nonsense talk...we no de yankee wey de make stupid laws to encourage bad behaviour by women ... we were both drunk...why come for only me ?? Instead of them to train women to control themselves as women that they are , they wanna be giving encouraging them to be acting like kids and also wanna be treated like adults ... as a woman u sydnt be depending on a man to act civil when u are both drunk ...u as a woman should respect ur body by avoiding getting drunk in the first place
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Agboriotejoye(m): 7:56pm On Apr 02, 2025
But na dem dey sweet pass
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Agboriotejoye(m): 7:57pm On Apr 02, 2025
Tjra:
Deji is now a lawyer? shocked

When him go law school? Na waoh
When you were on the internet doing zombie work
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by Marc3500: 7:57pm On Apr 02, 2025
Ppl will not follow this rule in Nigeria
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by cr7lomo: 8:02pm On Apr 02, 2025
FreeSpirited:
Whereas certain men's formula and operations is to get a lady drunk or tipsy on date so as to weaken her inhibitions for sex.... .... Seems to work....when u was in the world cos, it was usually a straw for them instead of taking responsibility of being loose... It's easy to shift the blame on alcohol.
Meanwhile this only work on ladies who already liked u or have hidden intent to screw u.....
The only time a guy should be arrested for rape is only if he drugged her drink ... as long as she see alcohol drunk , no come know her limit, anything she sees, let her take... she no be pikin ...
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by cr7lomo: 8:03pm On Apr 02, 2025
NoahHadNoArk:
You will be detained until proven innocent


Dey play
That rule is for the poor
Re: Don't Ever Have Sex With A Drunk Person : Lawyer Deji Adeyanju Cautions by cr7lomo: 8:03pm On Apr 02, 2025
Holluwhakemmy:
Well said. There is no way you can defend yourself when it occurs
Why should a woman get drunk in the first place ...are u a kid ??
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