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Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by justli: 9:07pm On Apr 30, 2025
Orchestrated agenda to emasculate the man fashioned as 'caring husband'. The husband, unless if he asked for it, should never be cajoled into witnessing labour room. The professionals should handle it. That's what they're paid for.

Let the man worry about every other thing he has to shoulder. Like the hospital bill, supplies the mother and the baby will need, and every other things in-between.
Nature has designated us, let everybody play their part abeg
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by verifiablefacts: 9:25pm On Apr 30, 2025
Mariangeles:
It was Adam who helped Eve birth their babies, as there were no midwives then.
Keep deceiving yourself.
The same Adam simped and ate the apple.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Galadimabawa: 9:27pm On Apr 30, 2025
Honestly the first time I brag to be present and witness my first daughter birth, that was equally the last time i made up my mind not to ever witnessed any child birth again.
Once it about time for that, I will just give my wife a compulsory leave to her parents house.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Whois(m): 9:30pm On Apr 30, 2025
I have witnessed delivery twice. You have nothing to worry about provided you stars antenatal early and you've a good midwife to do the delivery 2 weeks + or -
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by justli: 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2025
donbenie:
Adam and Eve.
The mythical white couple that gave birth to black and yellow humans.
According to some fantasy religious books.
Your lame take take still can't explain the emergence of the first man and woman
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by arantess: 10:14pm On Apr 30, 2025
verifiablefacts:
The moment a man follows a woman into labour room, he'll turn to simp
All men?
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by tobore4u(m): 11:04pm On Apr 30, 2025
brain54:
Those guys done go see wetin pass their power...
Are you saying a new born baby comes from the vagina of a woman or the stomach is being opened up?

How can a baby comes from vagina that is smallhuh
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Dundalk(m): 11:07pm On Apr 30, 2025
tobore4u:
Are you saying a new born baby comes from the vagina of a woman or the stomach is being opened up?

How can a baby comes from vagina that is smallhuh
kid.

I argue about this when am small..
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by tobore4u(m): 11:17pm On Apr 30, 2025
Dundalk:
kid.

I argue about this when am small..
Are you for real?

But a baby is much bigger than the biggest penis on earth na.
..what are u saying?
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Dundalk(m): 11:19pm On Apr 30, 2025
tobore4u:
Are you for real?

But a baby is much bigger than the biggest penis on earth na.
..what are u saying?
grin

Stop disgracing yourself and go download video and see for yourself.

You think baby comes from anus grin

Na wa oo.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by tobore4u(m): 11:22pm On Apr 30, 2025
Dundalk:
grin

Stop disgracing yourself and go download video and see for yourself.

You think baby comes from anus grin

Na wa oo.
I can't do that.....I need to sleep in peace. Thanks anyway.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Shomek(m): 11:28pm On Apr 30, 2025
😂😂😂🌚
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Luckysbab: 11:45pm On Apr 30, 2025
Axis313:
Lol
What some women can endure,most men can never endure it.
Some people erroneously called women weaker gender,but they are more stronger than men.
God gave men physical power while he gave women spiritual power.
That's why you will see that the prayer/supplication of women is quickly answered than men,but most women don't know this.
So what should we do about this?
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by otipoju(m): 12:58am On May 01, 2025
2mch:
No how you will go through childbirth with your wife and you won’t get closer. Except the person has something wrong with him.
Don't talk about what you have not experienced before.

If you like be present in 500 childbirth, if your woman no get good character na manage you go still dey manage am.

The ancient midwives wey no dey allow men dey present know wetin dem dey do.

Besides there is something off about an witnessing his wife open her legs wide with like 6 total strangers present. It actually subtracts from her mystique.

The whole idea is foolish and of no merit to the marriage and is a product if all these modern feminist jargons.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by 2mch(m): 1:29am On May 01, 2025
otipoju:
Don't talk about what you have not experienced before.

If you like be present in 500 childbirth, if your woman no get good character na manage you go still dey manage am.

The ancient midwives wey no dey allow men dey present know wetin dem dey do.

Besides there is something off about an witnessing his wife open her legs wide with like 6 total strangers present. It actually subtracts from her mystique.

The whole idea is foolish and of no merit to the marriage and is a product if all these modern feminist jargons.
You are obviously a small boy!
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by sharone21(f): 5:10am On May 01, 2025
2mch:
No be you put am there? You don’t want to see the result of your relentless nacking? It will make you appreciate your wife more. All men need to see it. So useless boys and family members will not have the guts to abuse your wife in your presence or even advise you to cheat or take on other wives. It gives appreciation to a normal person.
You usually talk wisely.....Well done
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Lorayne(m): 5:52am On May 01, 2025
Ijoba85:
I hear . My mouth sealed
No vex. Did not mean to be disrespectful.

God probably looks at a person's heart when answering prayers. I don't believe he gives more priority to mother's prayers.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by femi4: 6:45am On May 01, 2025
I didn't feel anything, maybe because I m used to seeing blood
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by femi4: 6:49am On May 01, 2025
Ijoba85:
That's why a child gets breakthrough easily if he or she takes care of his or her mother by honouring her with cash and gifts . That thing na ritual . If life is hard for you , just take care of your mother , things go boom
lolz too much Nollywood

So all those kids pushing wheelbarrow in mile 12, there parents didn't pray for them.

Haven't you see kids that were either orphan or abandoned after birth grow up to be a successful person in life
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by donbenie(m): 7:41am On May 01, 2025
justli:
Your lame take take still can't explain the emergence of the first man and woman
Maybe I can't..

But it's much more lame to make up a stvpid fantasy story,to explain away what you have no idea about.

Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by donbenie(m): 7:45am On May 01, 2025
femi4:
lolz too much Nollywood

So all those kids pushing wheelbarrow in mile 12, there parents didn't pray for them.

Haven't you see kids that were either orphan or abandoned after birth grow up to be a successful person in life
You dey mind all these irrational superstitious Beings.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by ibinaboonline: 9:01am On May 01, 2025
He's looking away with all his strength 😆
safarifarms:
Lol.

What could the first man have seen that made him shine his eyes like that?
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by justli: 9:11am On May 01, 2025
donbenie:
Maybe I can't..

But it's much more lame to make up a stvpid fantasy story,to explain away what you have no idea about.
Says someone with the most ridiculous view. So you believe fishes turned into birds which turned into animals which turned into humans ?
You really believe this?
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by medexico(m): 10:02am On May 01, 2025
I am sorry my wife, but I am not going into the labour room with you.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by xjiggy: 10:03am On May 01, 2025
No woman that have ever given birth have seen what these guys saw. I've seen it. Childbirth is Nauseating, irritating and surreal at the same time. The mixture of blood, water, the sticky gluey substance wrapping the baby as it is coming out can be too much for some to handle
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Shegzdave: 11:23am On May 01, 2025
pocohantas:
And what happens to kids that take care of their fathers? Hardship?
There’s nothing one wouldn’t see on Nairaland grin grin
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Shegzdave: 11:25am On May 01, 2025
Me that has phobia for blood shocked grin just Dey imagine how My own reaction go be
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Fearurcreeator: 12:14pm On May 01, 2025
Axis313:
Lol
What some women can endure,most men can never endure it.
Some people erroneously called women weaker gender,but they are more stronger than men.
God gave men physical power while he gave women spiritual power.
That's why you will see that the prayer/supplication of women is quickly answered than men,but most women don't know this.
You rindin gan
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by ultraviolet27(f): 1:49pm On May 01, 2025
[quote author=Ijoba85 post=135189000]Mothers strong pass o [/quote

Rubbish kids should take care of both their parents if they are still alive which one is women are more spiritually strong than men?yet the percentages of both gender in the spiritual sectors (priesthood, pastor hood, traditional religion and even Islam)is disproportionate) with men taking the lead it is even when I take care of my Dad more I receive more blessings yet I am female.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Maysdevices(f): 2:02pm On May 01, 2025
Axis313:
Lol
What some women can endure,most men can never endure it.
Some people erroneously called women weaker gender,but they are more stronger than men.
God gave men physical power while he gave women spiritual power.
That's why you will see that the prayer/supplication of women is quickly answered than men,but most women don't know this.
We know
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