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Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Maysdevices(f): 2:09pm On May 01, 2025
pocohantas:
This is all in your head, Sir.
Most likely an excuse to abandon spiritual headship for your wife. That is why falseprophet1 and his colleagues are enjoying.
While this is true, the issue is that most men commit more sin and stray further from God than women due to their drive to provide for their families or even be seen as a human being, especially in Nigeria. As a man in Nigeria, everyone will test your limits and treat you worse than the devil, this makes it hard for them to wait on God

This is why most are desperate for a wife who can pray for them
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Omoawoke(m): 2:19pm On May 01, 2025
Mariangeles:
If it ain't the confused atheist.🥲
This isn’t about atheism, it’s about common sense…

Adam and Eve story is 100% myth. Nobody believes that anymore other than west Africans
Grow up pls, or travel the world and see kids laugh at you for believing such
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Omoawoke(m): 2:23pm On May 01, 2025
Galadimabawa:
Honestly the first time I brag to be present and witness my first daughter birth, that was equally the last time i made up my mind not to ever witnessed any child birth again.
Once it about time for that, I will just give my wife a compulsory leave to her parents house.
Was the sexual attraction affected after that?
There’s a reason African culture prevents men from witnessing that… some things are better left unknown but woke people want to copy oyinbo to be peeping at their wives vagina when giving birth. To me it doesn’t make sense
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Omoawoke(m): 2:24pm On May 01, 2025
justli:
Your lame take take still can't explain the emergence of the first man and woman
Let assume you can’t explain something, then you have to believe a dumb story?
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by pocohantas(f): 3:48pm On May 01, 2025
Shegzdave:
There’s nothing one wouldn’t see on Nairaland grin grin
I have seen people say it a lot in reality. I didn't know they have reached online. 😃
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by donbenie(m):
justli:
Says someone with the most ridiculous view. So you believe fishes turned into birds which turned into animals which turned into humans ?
You really believe this?
Says someone that believes in a talking Snake.

What is more ridiculous than believing that women were made from some whiteman's rib?

The difference between us is that I admit I don't know sh1.t.

You don't know jack and yet go about acting like you know sh1.t.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by donbenie(m): 5:06pm On May 01, 2025
Maysdevices:
While this is true, the issue is that most men commit more sin and stray further from God than women due to their drive to provide for their families or even be seen as a human being, especially in Nigeria. As a man in Nigeria, everyone will test your limits and treat you worse than the devil, this makes it hard for them to wait on God

This is why most are desperate for a wife who can pray for them
Most men commit more sin?

What is your definition of sin?

Because I don't think you know the difference between sin and crime.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by donbenie(m): 5:59pm On May 01, 2025
Omoawoke:
Let assume you can’t explain something, then you have to believe a dumb story?
You dey mind these Fanatics.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by justli: 6:56pm On May 01, 2025
donbenie:
Says someone that believes in a talking Snake.

What is more ridiculous than believing that women were made from some whiteman's rib?

The difference between us is that I admit I don't know sh1.t.

You don't know jack and yet go about acting like you know sh1.t.
Your lack of comprehension of the literature is your problem not mine. The snake in question was not literal. The bible never talked of Adam as a white man or not. Regardless of Adam's race, it's inconsequential in this discurs because obviously, the various races and genes in existence today all trace their root back to a single source .
Adams gene apparently must be more complex than what is available today.

And as far as knowing is concern, the bible is not interested in the question of "how". The bible answers the question, 'what'.

We know God created the universe as evidence in the complexities found in every piece in nature .
But fools look at all these and still says , there is no God .
If you study science for yourself and not through the lens of your teachers or a role model, you will see God's finger print in everything. I mean every single thing.

The electron , for instance, as tiny as it is, is a piece of the finest engineering. And it drives molecular bonding and synthesis through a well designed mathematical process.
This is just one part of thousands of similar systems in nature.
It's lame to think that this complexities magically formed itself. By the way, majority of greatest scientist in history are people of faith.

Atheist are very lame and it's worst when they think they are the smartest grin
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Ijoba85: 8:25pm On May 01, 2025
No vex madam [quote author=ultraviolet27 post=135198440][/quote]
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Shegzdave: 8:44pm On May 01, 2025
pocohantas:
I have seen people say it a lot in reality. I didn't know they have reached online. 😃
If the father was a single father who raised the child alone, does that mean his prayer wouldn’t be very effective on the child’s life

Nigerian ehnn grin cheesy
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Galadimabawa:
Omoawoke:
Was the sexual attraction affected after that?
There’s a reason African culture prevents men from witnessing that… some things are better left unknown but woke people want to copy oyinbo to be peeping at their wives vagina when giving birth. To me it doesn’t make sense
yeah, I agree with you, something are better left to be.
To your question (Was the sexual attraction affected after that?) Not at all, but as we all agree, some things should be left to be the way they are.
I have witnessed war, I mean the activity that happen during and after it, and I was able to compose myself during those periods,but the feeling I had during my daughter's birth was something else.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by donbenie(m): 8:58pm On May 01, 2025
justli:
Your lack of comprehension of the literature is your problem not mine. The snake in question was not literal. The bible never talked of Adam as a white man or not. Regardless of Adam's race, it's inconsequential in this discurs because obviously, the various races and genes in existence today all trace their root back to a single source .
Adams gene apparently must be more complex than what is available today.

And as far as knowing is concern, the bible is not interested in the question of "how". The bible answers the question, 'what'.

We know God created the universe as evidence in the complexities found in every piece in nature .
But fools look at all these and still says , there is no God .
If you study science for yourself and not through the lens of your teachers or a role model, you will see God's finger print in everything. I mean every single thing.

The electron , for instance, as tiny as it is, is a piece of the finest engineering. And it drives molecular bonding and synthesis through a well designed mathematical process.
This is just one part of thousands of similar systems in nature.
It's lame to think that this complexities magically formed itself. By the way, majority of greatest scientist in history are people of faith.

Atheist are very lame and it's worst when they think they are the smartest grin
Bla bla bla.

You lot would twist anything to suit your made up story.

So the Snake that deceived Eve was not real?

The talking Donkey was a hoax?

How about Noah and his dinghy boat,was that also metaphorical?

What of Jonah and the Fish?

Elijah being carried up by a Chariot nkor?

Samson killing a Lion with his bare hands?

Or Methuselah living to 900 years?

Jesus rising from the death,was that also not literal?

That's the problem with lies,you have to dredge up more lies to cover up lies.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by Maysdevices(f): 5:50am On May 02, 2025
donbenie:
Most men commit more sin?

What is your definition of sin?

Because I don't think you know the difference between sin and crime.
Mention one crime that not connected to a sin, I'm eager to see you try

But before you try, defying constituted authority itself is a sin. Hope this helps
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by DeeScan: 7:03am On May 02, 2025
This can never be me
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by justli: 8:08am On May 02, 2025
donbenie:
Bla bla bla.

You lot would twist anything to suit your made up story.

So the Snake that deceived Eve was not real?

The talking Donkey was a hoax?

How about Noah and his dinghy boat,was that also metaphorical?

What of Jonah and the Fish?

Elijah being carried up by a Chariot nkor?

Samson killing a Lion with his bare hands?

Or Methuselah living to 900 years?

Jesus rising from the death,was that also not literal?

That's the problem with lies,you have to dredge up more lies to cover up lies.
Your ignorance is repulsive.
Re: Hilarious Reactions From Dads During Childbirth: pictures by kpankpangolo: 10:47pm On May 02, 2025
Pointless for men to see this. It has ruined many marriages.
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