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The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by MSN1(op):
As a man who want to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Nobody: 4:38pm On May 12, 2025
MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
definitely you're the third man
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Sonnobax15(m): 4:39pm On May 12, 2025
lipsrsealed
Op, you're so right.........
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by baralatie(m): 4:40pm On May 12, 2025
The guys above me sef🤣🤣
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Kobojunkie: 4:48pm On May 12, 2025
This story gave person a headache. angry
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Omoawoke(m): 5:10pm On May 12, 2025
The 3rd man, the 3rd leg, the woman etc

All of you are all mad
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Clairvoyancy: 5:14pm On May 12, 2025
[quote author=Firebox123 post=135340141]definitely you're the third man[/quote


Seconded.....

God saved op, the case would have been natashalized....
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by AKWATGOLD1(m): 5:25pm On May 12, 2025
Invariably the narratives above tends toward Akpabio (Omo Ologo) story with Natasha.
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by columbus007(m): 5:35pm On May 12, 2025
Yolo.
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by motymop: 5:49pm On May 12, 2025
The lesson I learnt is simple.

Always have evidence and proof of any dirty deal in the corporate world even if you are involved, it is your leverage.

If a boss is threatening you, dig hard to find dirty stuff on them and present your facts finding

Silence the boss with proof until they start begging

Be ruthless, revenge is always sweet.

Always have leverage, it is a game of power
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by kpankpangolo: 6:16pm On May 12, 2025
Somebody should summarize it. I no go read long thing.
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Rexymania(m): 6:18pm On May 12, 2025
Don't sex control you... because e no dey finish
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by GoodSpirit: 6:26pm On May 12, 2025
Interesting , the 3rd man who didn't use his 3rd legs is a Gee.
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by yinkeys(m): 6:26pm On May 12, 2025
The hunting ground where you earn your wages should be sacred
Don’t play with game
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by oglalasioux(m): 6:45pm On May 12, 2025
So what’s the point of the ‘2nd woman’ in this your incoherent story?
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Osashalom: 7:54pm On May 12, 2025
Op the 3rd man, thank God your 3rd leg was not involved in the drama
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by bdon123(m): 8:13pm On May 12, 2025
Wat i learnt frm his silly story is different frm wat he learnt
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by OracleJay411: 8:42pm On May 12, 2025
What kind of rubbish brainless directionless story is this?
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Nobody: 8:50pm On May 12, 2025
Can someone summarize the story ?
I am about to sleep and I do not want to sleep with a headache after reading all through that .
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by obinna58(m): 8:56pm On May 12, 2025
Op your story is storying me
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Dogalmighty17: 9:42pm On May 12, 2025
It is only a matter of time before all 3 of them are transferred or terminated.
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Blackskinman007(m): 9:59pm On May 12, 2025
Assuming the boss play a smart one on you,,,you will be in prison until atiku and obi rule finished
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by RealityKings1: 10:29pm On May 12, 2025
So what happened to to knife? If your story was a play in the theater, the knife would have been considered a "prop".

All these theater arts terms. I hope I got it right
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by tnerro1(m): 10:50pm On May 12, 2025
😒
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Edeyoung: 10:56pm On May 12, 2025
MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
See who they advice so problem of 3rd leg nor go fit meet your house na only office you think say e dey?
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Ouchbabe(f): 11:10pm On May 12, 2025
MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
Yeye dey smell >: undecided
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Ouchbabe(f): 11:11pm On May 12, 2025
MSN1:
As a man who wants to go far in life, do everything possible to control your 3rd leg (MOSTLY IN YOUR WORK PLACE)

Before the gist; profile of the people involved in the drama:
1. Our general boss --- Woman (accuser)
2. 2nd in rank ---- Woman.
3. 3rd in rank ----- Man (victim)
So it goes...

Our general boss have been having silent issues of funds management with 3rd man. The money in question is illegal office collections and disbursal among top 3; excluding 2nd in command, as the lady doesn't involve in shady dealings like 1 and 3.
Their deals ought to be between them as we lower levels have no business there, but it came to light because of normal women choo choo and our boss is the greedy type (chop and clean everything alone).

The issue between them excalated from silent quarels to sounding noise in office daily.
Boss had to pull 3rd man down by removing some juicy roles from his table (LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT, SHE WAS DIGGING HER OWN PIT)!
3rd man got angry because boss really publicly mouth shamed and brought out some weird stuffs about him to light. Nigga went to dig boss's darkest unknown DOPE deals, stayed low and waited till the big meeting day with our top supervisors and external officials from Head Offices.

On the meeting day, after normal deliberations and others, boss came out with lots of cho cho cho and rantings, 3rd man was called upon to defend and contribute...
We were all wawed with striking evidences and paper proof of deals, forgery and dope figures boss has been doing ALONE.
She went numb in disbelief...
When she was asked to defend her self she couldn't but rather said; the issue cannot be adopted as correct since it has not been investigated by highe authorities...

****THE MAIN GIST****

Few weeks later, boss related to some female employees how someone came to her office after closing hours to RAPE HER, but she was able to overpower him and took his knife, while the person begged and she freed him; WITHOUT KNOWING HIM OR PRESSING CHARGES.
We all joked with it and;

Weeks later, she said another similar incident
happened after closing hours.
Note* SHE USUALLY HAVE THE HABIT OF STAYING TILL LATE EVENINGS NORMALLY.
But this particular one; she reported to the police and even claimed to have some witnesses who begged on the assaulter's behalf.

Now till date; Nobody has been identified or arrested and she has been playing tough, campaigning that, 3rd man was the one sending those guys after her.
Few days ago, report came from higher office that ALL THE DOCUMENTS 3RD MAN PRESENTED WERE TRUE AND ALL FORGERIES WERE CARRIED OUT!...
Fast forward to today, boss called 3rd man, apologizing that; BY GONES SHOULD BE BY GONES.

The issue now is; assumung 3rd man was not free from any s*xual dealings or may have made wrong advances with verifiable evidences towards it; WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO 3RD MAN, EVEN BEFORE HIS REVELATION'S RESULT?

I still tell people, Akpabio may have toasted Natasha but i strongly believe that; all the noise was to nail him hard, CONTROL YOUR 3RD LEG.
I am a very promiscuous person, but when it comes to offices or formal settings, I AM AS CLEAN AS SNOW.
Op FYI don't you ever waste my data next time
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by lenghtinny(m): 11:19pm On May 12, 2025
Which kind kpokirikpo gist be this angry

Be like mutation sup for your Y chromosome cos why man go Dey do amebo in an incoherent manner huh

Make it make sense angry
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Ballzproblem2: 11:32pm On May 12, 2025
Story doesn't correlate with the headline at all grin
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Brandiebird: 12:44am On May 13, 2025
So we're going to ignore the corruption and instead focus on *sex* yeah sounds about as Nigerian as it gets!
Re: The Drama Happening In My Office- Guys, Control Your 3rd Leg! by Ezeego1(m): 2:44am On May 13, 2025
Nairaland home of psychos cry
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