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What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by tgmservice(op):
In the Duplex where I live, I have a Neighbour, a 70+ year old man who watches porn like his life depends on it.

He stays alone most of the time as his kids are all grown and on their own. His hearing is not so good so when he watches TV he raises the volume. 75% of what he watches daily is Porn and its very audible when am in my room.

How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by immortalcrown(m): 8:29pm On May 24, 2025
Increase the volume of your sound system and withdraw your attention from the sound coming from his apartment.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by PresidObi: 8:30pm On May 24, 2025
Use noise blockers, put up your music or use ear plugs, meet the man and explain your frustrationsto him so he can reduce the noise, if all fails, move out of the place.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by OlaOfLagos(m): 8:49pm On May 24, 2025
tgmservice:
In the Duplex where I live, I have a Neighbour, a 70+ year old man who watches porn like his live depends on it.

He stays alone most of the time as his kids are all grown and on their own. His hearing is not so good so when he watches TV he raises the volume. 75% of what he watches daily is Porn and its very audible when am in my room.

How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
I can assure you that you’re not the only one hearing that sound other neighbors who are also close to his apartment should also be hearing the same noise. One day, someone will trace the noise when it gets too much and unbearable. A real definition of 70 years old man I hope you don’t have little girls around and if you do, pls watch them closely
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by columbus007(m): 9:18pm On May 24, 2025
Let him enjoy his fapping alone, leave him. 😊.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by goran3310(m): 9:28pm On May 24, 2025
Nothing man,nothing. 😆😆
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Letmecum: 9:31pm On May 24, 2025
grin grin grin try inform the old me that the volume is high. Because one dey you will be embarrassed when you got visitors. Believe me it will piss you off that day. You better start letting him know
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by NosyParrot: 9:33pm On May 24, 2025
Let the old man enjoy his final lap on earth grin
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Dronedude(m): 10:03pm On May 24, 2025
Let him be, he is playing and staying safe at his vulnerable stage.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Kobojunkie: 10:36pm On May 24, 2025
tgmservice:
➜In the Duplex where I live, I have a Neighbour, a 70+ year old man who watches porn like his life depends on it. He stays alone most of the time as his kids are all grown and on their own. His hearing is not so good so when he watches TV he raises the volume. 75% of what he watches daily is Porn and its very audible when am in my room. How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
Call the police and report him for noise pollution. If he has money for porn, he should also have money for a hearing aid. undecided
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by laivwire(m): 10:42pm On May 24, 2025
This reminds me of a friend back in uni who had a crazy roommate. Apart from the bad company and weed smoke in the room, this guy plays porn at the loudest volume possible and he dared not caution him because the guy belonged.

My friend then was a Deeper lifer. He would go on his knees severally to ask for Gods forgiveness. Also stay outside the room at his inconvenience when the sound becomes unbearable. grin

@Op, please inform the old man. That's enough embarrassment for him to change
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Kobicove(m): 2:17am On May 25, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Call the police and report him for noise pollution. If he has money for porn, he should also have money for a hearing aid. undecided
Madam this is Nigeria not America, here we don't call the police over every little transgression grin
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Kobojunkie: 2:19am On May 25, 2025
Kobicove:
➜Madam this is Nigeria not America, here we don't call the police over every little transgression grin
And that is partly the reason why the Nigerian police, rather than develop, remains the incompetent setup it is today. When I was a kid in that same country, the police were a more effective group, even in my own little town of Ikorodu back in the days. Anyone who lived in Ikorodu back in the 80s/early 90s could attest to this. People in the communities knew their police officers well. undecided
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by AllBlack: 2:29am On May 25, 2025
tgmservice:
How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
what If you had children or your teenage sisters came visiting and had to be exposed to porn because of a 70 year old man.

would you still be here asking how to handle this?

How about.... Good morning Sir. How is your day going? (with a straight face and you look him right in the eyes) I don't know if you are aware but the sound of your TV has let everyone know that you are watching loud porn. Please tone it down.. Then you walk away regardless of whatever he has to say.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Starhearts: 6:16am On May 25, 2025
tgmservice:
In the Duplex where I live, I have a Neighbour, a 70+ year old man who watches porn like his life depends on it.

He stays alone most of the time as his kids are all grown and on their own. His hearing is not so good so when he watches TV he raises the volume. 75% of what he watches daily is Porn and its very audible when am in my room.

How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
Mind ur buzz
Wetin concerned u with Wetin wey no concern u
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Starhearts: 6:17am On May 25, 2025
tgmservice:
In the Duplex where I live, I have a Neighbour, a 70+ year old man who watches porn like his life depends on it.

He stays alone most of the time as his kids are all grown and on their own. His hearing is not so good so when he watches TV he raises the volume. 75% of what he watches daily is Porn and its very audible when am in my room.

How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
If u have at home ur problem is solved.
Anytime u heard d noise stay glue with ur wife kpekus
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by OracleJay411: 6:46am On May 25, 2025
Mind ur damn biz
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Bebold: 7:08am On May 25, 2025
grin

A complicated situation, that's an old man.

It's difficult teaching an old new tricks.

His children will be in the best position to handling that.

Either by finding him a partner, or seizing the TV set.

The best you can do is to contact his children.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by busariabeyx24(m): 7:10am On May 25, 2025
You can just write a short letter or note, something like dis.

Dear Sir,
I hope you're doing well.
I wanted to respectfully raise a concern about the volume of your television. It’s quite loud and often carries clearly into my room, especially during adult content, which can be uncomfortable for me and others around.
I understand you may not realize how audible it is, and I truly mean no offense. If possible, I kindly ask that you reduce the volume, particularly during late hours. A pair of headphones might help, and I’d be glad to assist in setting them up if needed.
Thank you for your understanding.
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by TheBreastSucker(m): 10:04am On May 25, 2025
Find a female companion for him
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by akwesenana: 10:25am On May 25, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Call the police and report him for noise pollution. If he has money for porn, he should also have money for a hearing aid. undecided
LoL, the legendary junkie. So money for hearing aid is equivalent to that if porn? How much is porn sef? 🤔🤔
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Nemesis0147(m): 11:25am On May 25, 2025
akwesenana:
LoL, the legendary junkie. So money for hearing aid is equivalent to that if porn? How much is porn sef? 🤔🤔
free that woman😂😂
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Nobody: 4:10pm On May 25, 2025
Mention it to him that everyone can hear the porn he watches so if he could turn down the volume so people won’t know what he’s up to.

If he’s reasonable he should be grateful for the heads-up.

tgmservice:
In the Duplex where I live, I have a Neighbour, a 70+ year old man who watches porn like his life depends on it.

He stays alone most of the time as his kids are all grown and on their own. His hearing is not so good so when he watches TV he raises the volume. 75% of what he watches daily is Porn and its very audible when am in my room.

How can I get him to stop or least reduce the volume
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Kobojunkie: 4:58pm On May 25, 2025
akwesenana:
LoL, the legendary junkie. So money for hearing aid is equivalent to that if porn? How much is porn sef? 🤔🤔
Call the cops when you have a problem with your neighbor. It is that simple! undecided
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Nobody: 5:10pm On May 25, 2025
Starhearts:
If u have at home ur problem is solved.
Anytime u heard d noise stay glue with ur wife kpekus
So he should align the old man's porn routine with when he makes love with his wife... Omor people dey this Nairaland grin
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Starhearts: 5:57pm On May 25, 2025
dkidd:
So he should align the old man's porn routine with when he makes love with his wife... Omor people dey this Nairaland grin
Yes naa.
I knw say u self like toto
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by Nobody: 5:59pm On May 25, 2025
Starhearts:
Yes naa.
I knw say u self like toto
Na wah... Everybody like toto na, even Pope too like am on the low grin
Re: What To Do With A Neighbour That Watches Porn by VinnyBaba: 10:06pm On May 25, 2025
Lols,

OP, maybe you should find Olosho for the old Pale o. cheesy
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