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I saw a post on nairaland yesterday about a female vibrator and the display of ignorance by nairaland men didn't baffle me one bit.
They say people fear what they do not understand, so let me tell you the origin of the female vibrator.

Some many many years ago, women who come to doctors with complaints of easy irritability, low mood and the likes were diagnosed with what was termed "hysteria". The doctors then believed hysteria only happened in women and the treatment for hysteria was clitoral stimulation by the doctors using his hands.
Over time, during western industrialization, a machine was created for this purpose. This is what birthed the female vibrators we have today.
So you see, the female vibrators started out as a medical tool, it was feminist that turned it into a personal gadgets.
If you don't want your woman to be irritable and depressed, and depriving you of sex over time, or cheating on you excessively , then get her a vibrator.
The rabbit, wand or bullet will do for starters!!!
Don't be scared, the vibrators can't replace you, you'll see!!!

Much ado over nothing.

Na useless things like this you go see Nigerians go ga nu si.

otipoju:
Much ado over nothing.

Na useless things like this you go see Nigerians go ga nu si.

Personal text: Give unto Ceaser's what is Ceaser's and unto God what is God's.

drimzsmoke:
I saw a post on nairaland yesterday about a female vibrator and the display of ignorance by nairaland men didn't baffle me one bit.
They say people fear what they do not understand, so let me tell you the origin of the female vibrator.

Some many many years ago, women who come to doctors with complaints of easy irritability, low mood and the likes were diagnosed with what was termed "hysteria". The doctors then believed hysteria only happened in women and the treatment for hysteria was clitoral stimulation by the doctors using his hands.
Over time, during western industrialization, a machine was created for this purpose. This is what birthed the female vibrators we have today.
So you see, the female vibrators started out as a medical tool, it was feminist that turned it into a personal gadgets.
If you don't want your woman to be irritable and depressed, and depriving you of sex over time, or cheating on you excessively , then get her a vibrator.
The rabbit, wand or bullet will do for starters!!!
Don't be scared, the vibrators can't replace you, you'll see!!!

Encouraging nonsense. Na wa for this generation.

suckprick:
Encouraging nonsense. Na wa for this generation.

I created this post to bridge a knowledge gap in men. Most men don't know anything when it comes to sex and pleasuring a woman, and knowing these things are important if a romantic relationship must to work in this generation. Women are now aware of their orgasm, it's no longer like in the past where a woman enjoying sex or wanting to talk about sex was seen as a TABOO!!!

Somebody please tag uncle Righteousness to this post.
He needs to ‘convert’ this poster.
🤭

Houseofglam7:
Somebody please tag uncle Righteousness to this post.
He needs to ‘convert’ this poster.
🤭

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Instead of you to help me tell the mods to push to front page, you're calling security for me🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

So, you're saying white women were sexually frustrated so the doctors had to get them off to restore peace in the home?

Houseofglam7:
Somebody please tag uncle Righteousness to this post.
He needs to ‘convert’ this poster.
🤭

Na wetin him wan talk for here?

I no get up to 40 characters wey I go drop for here o!

In the name of jesus I wrapped this crazy piece of trash and I squeeze and light it fire and thrown inside the dustbin. Amen.

Honestly curious?

Is your name pronounced - D rimz smoke or Dr imz smoke?

Double0h7:
So, you're saying white women were sexually frustrated so the doctors had to get them off to restore peace in the home?

Yes, but in those days, our forefathers were cutting off our own mother's clitoris and vulva because they thought it made them promiscuous. So who was more advanced😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

Akinfemmy:
Honestly curious?

Is your name pronounced - D rimz smoke or Dr imz smoke?

It is Dreams + Smoke = Drimzsmoke
Dreams = Drimz(my dreams always come true)
Smoke = Smoke(I was a chain smoker when I created this account)

drimzsmoke:
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Instead of you to help me tell the mods to push to front page, you're calling security for me🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Sorry sir 🤭
It’ll be a less than 3 hours sermon I promise. 2 hour 45 minutes tops.

Kobicove:
Na wetin him wan talk for here?

I no get up to 40 characters wey I go drop for here o!

He’ll quote the entire book of revelations. By the time he’s done, our friend would’ve turned a new leaf.
🤭

Houseofglam7:
Somebody please tag uncle Righteousness to this post.
He needs to ‘convert’ this poster.
🤭

Currently uncle Righteousness2 is unavailable,he is somewhere on nairaland fig.hting for Isr.ael.

Houseofglam7:
Sorry sir 🤭
It’ll be a less than 3 hours sermon I promise. 2 hour 45 minutes tops.

3 hours with Apostle righteousness😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Anyway, I won't mind as long as there's going to be "item 7".

Axis313:

Currently uncle Righteousness is unavailable,he is somewhere on nairaland fig.hting for Isr.ael.

Currently uncle Righteousness is unavailable,he is somewhere on nairaland fig.hting for Isr.ael.

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Axis313:

Currently uncle Righteousness2 is unavailable,he is somewhere on nairaland fig.hting for Isr.ael.

Buhahahahahahahahaha 😆
He went by himself? Such dedication!

drimzsmoke:
3 hours with Apostle righteousness😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Anyway, I won't mind as long as there's going to be "item 7".

You and food 😆
Apostle Righteousness will hire caterers don’t worry. He’s capable.

Houseofglam7:
You and food 😆
Apostle Righteousness will hire caterers don’t worry. He’s capable.

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I'm scared now, it's like you've met my mum before. My mum always says "it's good that they will use to carry me away"☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

drimzsmoke:
I created this post to bridge a knowledge gap in men. Most men don't know anything when it comes to sex and pleasuring a woman, and knowing these things are important if a romantic relationship must to work in this generation. Women are now aware of their orgasm, it's no longer like in the past where a woman enjoying sex or wanting to talk about sex was seen as a TABOO!!!

So you are saying a man must dangle his penis like a vibrator so that his woman will enjoy sex. When there are different things that make women orgasm, some don't even need penetration, some of them only need the breasts sucked, some prefer kissing and so many more.

I'm solving a problem, you create another problem. That's foolishness. So because you think Men were not listening, the women should then get a machine that no man can never compete with? It's the women that will suffer Last last because having sex with a machine or a toy is not natural. Men who cannot control themselves can also be satisfying themselves with vagina toys and we won't need each other for sexual pleasure anymore.

Even if a couple uses these intimacy gadgets, it's still unnatural and they will never achieve satisfaction. You can't cheat nature.

papyjaypaul:
So you are saying a man must dangle his penis like a vibrator so that his woman will enjoy sex. When there are different things that make women orgasm, some don't even need penetration, some of them only need the breasts sucked, some prefer kissing and so many more.

I'm solving a problem, you create another problem. That's foolishness. So because you think Men were not listening, the women should then get a machine that no man can never compete with? It's the women that will suffer Last last because having sex with a machine or a toy is not natural. Men who cannot control themselves can also be satisfying themselves with vagina toys and we won't need each other for sexual pleasure anymore.

Even if a couple uses these intimacy gadgets, it's still unnatural and they will never achieve satisfaction. You can't cheat nature.

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Ah ah ah ah ah, don't make me laugh!!!
I'm in my General Shao mode🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

I'm a medical doctor. Did anatomy before my 1st professional exam in medical school, so allow me to teach you small anatomy, I doubt you will learn from this though, cause you can't fill a cup that is full, you will need to empty your cup before reading this.
During the human development inside the mother's womb, both men and women had penis or a penis-like structure. In men, our male hormones made our penis to grow bigger in the womb, while the lack of male hormones made the women penis to grow smaller. Eventually over time, our penis became and formed the male penis while that of woman degenerates and formed the clitoris.
So my pupil, the same way it's not possible for a man to ejaculate without touching the penis, it's NOT POSSIBLE for a woman to have orgasm without the clitoris.(You can read about female genital mutilation on Google since you like to use Google so much)

It is a BIGGER FOOLISHNESS for a man who God created with a FUNCTIONING BRAIN, and who then created a machine, to think it's his job as a man to compete with the machine that he(man) created.(Machines are created to make our life easier, we don't create them to compete with them, capisce?)
Toke Makinwa has intimacy gadgets, she has been using intimacy gadgets since like forever, she is rich, as in, very rich, yet she still crave romantic relationship with a man.

Lastly, nature already cheated women, it's only right as a man to think of a way to beat nature at its own game. Think about it if you can, a man can ejaculate within 2-5 minutes while it takes most women an average of 15minutes(I have seen more than 30minutes before). So tell me how something that was designed to work for less than 5minutes satisfy something that was designed to work for 15minutes and above.
And you wonder why women resent sex later on in sexual relationships and think they are doing the man a favour😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good night my pupil!!!

drimzsmoke:
I saw a post on nairaland yesterday about a female vibrator and the display of ignorance by nairaland men didn't baffle me one bit.
They say people fear what they do not understand, so let me tell you the origin of the female vibrator.

Some many many years ago, women who come to doctors with complaints of easy irritability, low mood and the likes were diagnosed with what was termed "hysteria". The doctors then believed hysteria only happened in women and the treatment for hysteria was clitoral stimulation by the doctors using his hands.
Over time, during western industrialization, a machine was created for this purpose. This is what birthed the female vibrators we have today.
So you see, the female vibrators started out as a medical tool, it was feminist that turned it into a personal gadgets.
If you don't want your woman to be irritable and depressed, and depriving you of sex over time, or cheating on you excessively , then get her a vibrator.
The rabbit, wand or bullet will do for starters!!!
Don't be scared, the vibrators can't replace you, you'll see!!!

That's exactly 💯 the History.
Because woman have a lot of Hormones always quarreling inside of them such was created to make them calm. That's the only way they release endorphins and dopamine.

drimzsmoke:
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Ah ah ah ah ah, don't make me laugh!!!
I'm in my General Shao mode🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

And you wonder why women resent sex later on in sexual relationships and think they are doing the man a favour😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good night my pupil!!!

Teacher you Don teach me nonsense. I'm not wasting my time on women matter again. If they like, let them use cucumber, that's their problem.

On a serious note, I read this and we seem to be saying the same thing. However, my POV is that we'll all be alright Las Las. Why? Sex is a thing of the mind. Orgasm is the brain communicating to the genitals to enjoy or detest an act. It's the same way a man can delay his ejaculation or just rush it. He has to train his brain to read the woman and cum when it's time. Again, like I said, people are different. What makes Woman A orgasm is not necessarily what makes Woman B orgasm. At the end, if masturbating with a intimacy gadget gives you joy, good luck with that. Just accept it like that. What you find out is that once you are on a drug, you can not start to tell us that life without that drug is meaningless.

All I know is that sex is something both partners need to prepare for, learn each other's needs and try to satisfy them. If you want to masturbate, you don't need anyone. You can do it solo.

Enjoy your aphrodisiac.

papyjaypaul:
Enjoy your aphrodisiac.

I deleted all the things you said because I don't even know where to start. I'll have to start breaking every sentence and prove why what you said is partially or totally incorrect, and I don't have such time today. I had a very busy and annoying night. I just want to play efootball on my phone and sleep till evening

The below clowns are the people whose work you're quoting for me. I'm telling you facts, you're quoting things written by comedians.
If you truly want to learn facts, as regards to actual studies done by scientist, just put "pubmed" or ".pdf" after whatever you're about to search.

As at 2009(16 years ago), 53% of American women between the ages of 18-60years were using intimacy gadgets!!!

drimzsmoke:
I deleted all the things you said because I don't even know where to start. I'll have to start breaking every sentence and prove why what you said is partially or totally incorrect, and I don't have such time today. I had a very busy and annoying night. I just want to play efootball on my phone and sleep till evening

The below clowns are the people whose work you're quoting for me. I'm telling you facts, you're quoting things written by comedians.
If you truly want to learn facts, as regards to actual studies done by scientist, just put "pubmed" or ".pdf" after whatever you're about to search.

As at 2009(16 years ago), 53% of American women between the ages of 18-60years were using intimacy gadgets!!!

You are writing to prove a point, I am writing to highlight points. That's what I see. I am not going to waste my time, unpaid, to prove a point or cite studies, but if you get satisfied with points, you win. I hear you. I agree with you. Enjoy!