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23/9/2025
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September is still far. Anything can happen. HML in advance.

Omoh,this your belle na wa oh . Are you a local government councilor or you join the people wey dey chop local government revenue?

Anyways, congratulations bro.........All of us na area we dey

Is this pre- pregnancy bump?

Hope you have started antinental .

I go come chop wedding jollof Rice o .i dey udu Rd so I will definitely make it

Freshtruth:
23/9/2025
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Oga, you sure say ya blokkos go fit show face under that giant 8-months pregnancy when you carry for front so?

Make you go gym before hypertension and diabetes come visit ya house

All the best anyway

Damn..

You must gat a lot of money.

Bshsjsjsjsjeejeje

Freshtruth:
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Congratulations, man!!


Lot of ladies are interested in me but marriage dey fear me...chai

That belly isn't a sign of good living.... The earlier you fix your diet and cut down on the beer, the better

mecuries:
That belly isn't a sign of good living.... The earlier you fix your diet and cut down on the beer, the better

He might be an illiterate who cannot understand doctor's advice

Jakumo:
He might be an illiterate who cannot understand doctor's advice

Why so much hate. What's wrong with nairalanders? Na wa o.

Gbadugbakun:
Why so much hate. What's wrong with nairalanders? Na wa o.

Not hate brother man. Just sound medical advice. Too many Africans are PROUD of man-pregnancies that reduce lifespans by HALF.

Chaiiii I hate pregnant men. And this ain't good health. Oops!

Shalommy:
Chaiiii I hate pregnant men. And this ain't good health. Oops!

Most of their little organs are hidden deep within that fat. It is astonishing that some women can tolerate that hideous look.

Jakumo:
Most of their little organs are hidden deep within that fat. It is astonishing that some women can tolerate that hideous look.

Money, my friend, money. It can make a gorilla resemble Piers Brosnan, Denzel Washington, Leo DiCaprio, or the erstwhile footballer Raul Gonzalez of Real Madrid.

Conversely, its absence can make any of the afore-listed persons appear like a gorilla in the eyes of a woman.

DeepSight:
Money, my friend, money. It can make a gorilla resemble Piers Brosnan, Denzel Washington, Leo DiCaprio, or the erstwhile footballer Raul Gonzalez of Real Madrid.

Conversely, its absence can make any of the afore-listed persons appear like a gorilla in the eyes of a woman.

Ain't that the truth. The inheritance will also be expedited since such pregnant man are regular patrons of doctors' clinics who will soon become ancestors.

Jakumo:
Ain't that the truth. The inheritance will also be expedited since such pregnant man are regular patrons of doctors' clinics who will soon become ancestors.

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Uchefame:
Is this pre- pregnancy bump?

Hope you have started antinental .

No be only antinental, you go soon see auntymalaria

Happy married life op..

22 more characters needed why?

AKWATGOLD1:
A beg who is pregnant between the man and the woman. At least, they should pose in a way that he will not reveal the man's pot - belly.

The man is PROUD of his pregnancy and you are suggesting that he should hide the object of that pride.

Do you know how many overloaded plates of Eba and fatty goat meat he consumed to reach his goal as King of the Hippopotamus World?

Congratulations!! Wishing you guys a wonderful celebrations and may you live happily after!!

Hahahahahahahahaha...

See the real Geepee tank here

Omor she even rest ontop 😂

Congratulations ooh

dkidd:
Hahahahahahahahaha...

See the real Geepee tank here

Omor she even rest ontop 😂

Congratulations ooh

Dis one go pass 500-liters GeePee reservoir tank, and na Gulder beer and Palm Wine full am

I've missed nairaland so much, most especially the laughs from comments.
See me laughing anyhow at comments.

The woman for kuku stand on the stomach 😊. Blissful marriage.

I see two women and one of them is spotting a beards pregnant.🥱