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A Kick On Your Nuts. by DeBlunt: 8:43pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
A friend of mine called me this morning to say his girlfriend kicked him on his nuts as he came out from the bathroom, reason being that she discovered some incriminating texts on his phone. He said it was so painful that he nearly collapsed. Rather than feel sorry for him, I laughed so hard . So ladies can you kick your guy on the nuts and what would be your reason? as for the guys, what would be your reaction? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Beync(f): 8:48pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
What size is the nut? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by DeBlunt: 8:57pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Beync:do they come in sizes ? what size have you being joggling? well i guess his is average, never seen it |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Killz3(m): 9:06pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
I wont give her a reason to kick me in the first place! |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Beync(f): 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
No wonder the pain was much,the bigger the size, the lesser the pains. (Physiology 302) |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Nobody: 9:19pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Op is she related Mrs. Chima? She got red belt in nuts kicking :d |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by kokoye(m): 9:20pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
^^^ lol that is physical abuse . .straight up. would we be laughing if he'd taken revenge? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by DeBlunt: 9:52pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
REALITY101:NO i don't think so, maybe a sister from another mother though Beync:guess it becomes harder as it gets bigger ~Killz~: |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:25pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
Beync:Bull! Bigger => larger surface area for impact => greater contact/impact. Mass, acceleration and size of nuts are some of the pertinent variables, I think. What's the most important variable? The size of the kicking foot. If the foot is big, a lot of the impact will be taken by the inside of his thighs. Small feet are deadly. lol. .They'll make direct contact with the nuts. Have a kid try this out on you. |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 11:28pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
kokoye: Thats was funny? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MarcAnthon(m): 1:40am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Beync: Physics supports this theory ArQueBusieR: Oga that's wrong physics. Go and dust your notes again. . .I think you're rusty Pressure = Force/Area. . . simple. So for a given constant force (of the karate imposed on the nuts ), Chimezie with smaller nuts (area) will experience more pain (pressure) than Sexkills with bigger nuts (area), ceteris paribus. So the larger the surface area of the nuts (bigger nuts), the less the pain felt, like she said. QED. Mrs, Chima: I knew I would find Chima on this thread. She is enamored with nuts |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Dynamique: 2:31am On Feb 24, 2012 |
If she kicks me in the nuts,she wud av her leg broken. |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 2:38am On Feb 24, 2012 |
MarcAnthon: |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Nobody: 4:43am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Kicking your guy in the nuts is a childish act for any reason |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Chimezie198(m): 6:35am On Feb 24, 2012 |
why would she kick my nuts? She no know say e dey pain? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Killz3(m): 7:47am On Feb 24, 2012 |
MarcAnthon: |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 7:48am On Feb 24, 2012 |
~Killz~: |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Ranoscky(m): 7:51am On Feb 24, 2012 |
I swear to whatever, after recoverin from the unbearable pain, she must DEFINITELY be admited. No doubt! Her fada! |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Killz3(m): 7:56am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Mrs, Chima:How are you? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 7:58am On Feb 24, 2012 |
~Killz~: Good and you suga? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Killz3(m): 8:06am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Never been better! |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 8:08am On Feb 24, 2012 |
That's good. I feel like playing with some nuts. |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Chimezie198(m): 8:11am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Killz. Bro cant you see dat chima is 'Mrs' ?? Do you wanna snatch Mrs chima away from Mr chima?? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 8:14am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Chimezie198: Why are you meddling in something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU? Are you jealous? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by MrsChima1(f): 8:15am On Feb 24, 2012 |
(scooping a few groundnuts from the ground) Groundnuts anyone? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Killz3(m): 8:17am On Feb 24, 2012 |
That's good. I feel like playing with some nuts.Me too. Let's go buy Groundnuts. . . |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Chimezie198(m): 8:29am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Mrs, Chima:Aint you gots Akpu to feed Mr chima this morning?? |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Ranoscky(m): 8:33am On Feb 24, 2012 |
^ Dis guy, u funny gan oo! Lol |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Goldieluks: 9:01am On Feb 24, 2012 |
That chick must be a good baller! See kick. |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Chimezie198(m): 9:13am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Ranoscky:Bro cant you see dat Mrs chima eats Akpu every morning n night?? Shez muscular too! She must be a bully to brO chima. |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by Beync(f): 9:27am On Feb 24, 2012 |
Kids, pls don't practice this technique except ur nut has been tested and confirmed that ur nut size can absorb the post traumatic pains that could result from nut kicking. |
Re: A Kick On Your Nuts. by arrived(m): 11:00am On Feb 24, 2012 |
It won't be funny if any babe try that with me, because THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF MY BODY! |
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