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absingle:
At what point, did you realize you were getting old 👀

Bsssss:
Immediately when I realized I can't ask a lady out if I don't have money.

AKWATGOLD1:
When you body starts to discontinue with what you used to do before and now you cannot do it again.

BlueBerry000:
We plenty wey don old for here o ...
Nothing crazy sha, just that I can't stay awake anymore than 10pm, once 10 knack like this I don switch off....
Me wey before I fit stay 3am sharp I Neva sleep ...
Omo these days, e no deyyy

Gbadugbakun:
Everything started in 1970 after the Nigerian Civil War. I just knew I wasn't a baby anymore.

Hisroyalbadmeat:
One Saturday morning,I say make I join some guys play football smol,as ball start,I no see ball Play,so I say abeg I wan play midfielder,dem oblige me,yet I no fit see ball,I changed to seven,d worst,I play 2,na so this smallar dem dribble me score,.Na that time I realised say, my engine don lose alignment,

Larryfest:
Couple of years ago or so, was brushing my beards in the morning on my way to work when I noticed a single strand of grey hair. My mind was so unsettled all through that day

Imagine grey hair when things never soft but then when there's life we can be rest assured there's still hope.....

FitCorper:
When ladies in my area start referring to me as sir after greeting me. In Joey’s voice “God please don’t do this to us, don’t let us get old 😭😭😭”.

yommysure:
Same thing Dey do me, me wey I fit work till next day 5am.. now 10pm I don sleep…. Chai….

favour32:
E shock me!


When I ask of this person (decades my elder),dem go say e don die.
I ask another again (a bit younger),dem say e don die again.
I call one of childhood friends,na me senior am.E say e nor well.I think say na the normal or common malaria/typhoid sickness.
I ask wether e don take medicine.E mind rush to what I had in mind.E say no na high blood pressure.
E shock me again!
I tell am make e take medicine.
HBP medicine nor cost much.
Na there I know say oldi don dey reach me small small.
But when you see me I look extremely younger than my age.In fact,that guy above looks older than me but na me senior am.

Let me advise una:
Think less.
Avoid refined sugar.
Minimize food wey get refined or synthetic sugar.
Minimize alcohol.
Drink clean water
Avoid seed oil
Avoid fried food.
Eat protein always (plant and animal)
Eat chicken breast and grass fed beef regularly.
Fruits.
Let your food be 90% what you can plant.
Minimize dead food
Be active physically.
Be around lively and happy people.
Live within your means.
Never regret, take am, as you see am.
Be unique and never get jealous.
Do something that's harmless and makes you happy.
Love but nor carry am for head.


Finally, pray let God make you reach as from 80 years and above wiith good health.


Na so I see am

Double0h7:
And after ALL that… what if the other 1001 ways of death catches you. I’d rather have quality of life than quantity of life. It’s not the years in your life but the life in your years.

dollytino4real:
uniport own worst o, see children like wen just enter sss one full everywhere dey waka in tens together

absingle:
At what point, did you realize you were getting old 👀