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I just finished my first sex - 8:00pm thereabouts today - and Omo, it felt ordinary!

Or maybe it was because i couldn't release sha🤔 mumu me had read somewhere that masturbating before sex could make you last longer.. lol.. in my case, i couldn't release at all.

Please are we even sure women don't enjoy sex more than men like this? My shaft is 5 inches and I swear for all the 3 minutes i kept diving in out, the babe kept moaning and I don't think she was faking it🤔

Pussy ive only seen before in porn flicks.. bro I saw it today, up close and scary, on the healthy big ass of a 28-year old girl.

I asked if i could slide my fingers in, she accepted and when I smelt that moist thing.. it was odourless

All in all, my first sexual experience was underwhelming and I don't see why people turn addicts. This is just documentation for my future 10-years sef

How old are you first of all, there's always a first time

Well maybe u are used to master bating, there's a syndrome that won't let you feel the moist pus sy


Sex is over rated tho but it takes a lot of sex to figure it out

Masturbation don spoil your preek na why e no sweet. Death grip, to be precise:

You just eat the Apple from the tree of life and death. The tree of knowledge and fo0lishness.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

LordFriar:
I just finished my first sex - 8:00pm thereabouts today - and Omo, it felt ordinary!

Or maybe it was because i couldn't release sha🤔 mumu me had read somewhere that masturbating before sex could make you last longer.. lol.. in my case, i couldn't release at all.

Please are we even sure women don't enjoy sex more than men like this? My shaft is 5 inches and I swear for all the 3 minutes i kept diving in out, the babe kept moaning and I don't think she was faking it🤔

Pussy ive only seen before in porn flicks.. bro I saw it today, up close and scary, on the healthy big ass of a 28-year old girl.

I asked if i could slide my fingers in, she accepted and when I smelt that moist thing.. it was odourless

All in all, my first sexual experience was underwhelming and I don't see why people turn addicts. This is just documentation for my future 10-years sef

In the future, you would be ashamed that you actually posted this 10years prior. That is if you are really grown by then

You asked if you could slide your fingers in...?

Like "kindly sweet madam doth permission grant me to slide my finger tips within thou bounds?"


Na wah o. Nothing person no go read for NL.

Who takes express permission to slide fingers?

3 minutes? 😐 Diving in? Bro, divers hold their breath longer than that! A more fitting metaphor would’ve been gasping for air in shallow water.

And she moaned the entire time? For all 180 seconds? 🧐 Either you hit the secret ‘moan switch’ or she deserves an Oscar! So you were jackhammering like a diesel generator and still didn’t release? Not even a courtesy droplet? 😭

How did the movie end? Fade to black🤔? She get up, dust yansh and walk away? Or she rolled over thinking, “Was that… pre-intimacy?” 😏 Or maybe she thought it was your finger the whole time? You dey sure say na full penetrat... or just tiptoe entry? 🤔Was there an encore? A standing ovation? Did the twin-jet engine finally take off or was it grounded for maintenance?😁

Either way, congratulations! You’ve officially signed out from the Citadel of Virginity™ 🎓😂 One small stroke for man, one giant leap for your future kids-in-the-waiting-room.

No matter what you do, do not cum into it..

As long as u no Ice-Cream am, no problem. But u cone dey smell your fingers after u put am inside . She may feel insecure. How py**y take dey scary when close to your eyes?

LordFriar:
I just finished my first sex - 8:00pm thereabouts today - and Omo, it felt ordinary!

Or maybe it was because i couldn't release sha🤔 mumu me had read somewhere that masturbating before sex could make you last longer.. lol.. in my case, i couldn't release at all.

Please are we even sure women don't enjoy sex more than men like this? My shaft is 5 inches and I swear for all the 3 minutes i kept diving in out, the babe kept moaning and I don't think she was faking it🤔

Pussy ive only seen before in porn flicks.. bro I saw it today, up close and scary, on the healthy big ass of a 28-year old girl.

I asked if i could slide my fingers in, she accepted and when I smelt that moist thing.. it was odourless

All in all, my first sexual experience was underwhelming and I don't see why people turn addicts. This is just documentation for my future 10-years sef

U didnt do it properly

Fornication is a sin
Go and repent

I rate you 5.5 out of 10. You can do better lad.

How on earth did this make it to NL front page. This post should have been in mumuland not nairaland.

Pelus suppose get one sour sweet smell.sp she no cum or discharge. That baby get hidden infection be that

LordFriar:
I just finished my first sex - 8:00pm thereabouts today - and Omo, it felt ordinary!

Or maybe it was because i couldn't release sha🤔 mumu me had read somewhere that masturbating before sex could make you last longer.. lol.. in my case, i couldn't release at all.

Please are we even sure women don't enjoy sex more than men like this? My shaft is 5 inches and I swear for all the 3 minutes i kept diving in out, the babe kept moaning and I don't think she was faking it🤔

Pussy ive only seen before in porn flicks.. bro I saw it today, up close and scary, on the healthy big ass of a 28-year old girl.

I asked if i could slide my fingers in, she accepted and when I smelt that moist thing.. it was odourless

All in all, my first sexual experience was underwhelming and I don't see why people turn addicts. This is just documentation for my future 10-years sef

where una dey see evil spirit knack like this

Girls will try to boost your fragile egos and then you feel special.. Dick size doesn't really matter except it's just too tiny or exceptionally big. Anything in-between is fine so long as you know what you're doing and doing it well. Virgin boy that 3 minutes was just a joke and it was on you 😁

You're highly congratulated bro

sillysally:
Girls will try to boost your fragile egos and then you feel special.. Dick size doesn't really matter except it's just too tiny or exceptionally big. Anything in-between is fine so long as you know what you're doing and doing it well. Virgin boy that 3 minutes was just a joke and it was on you 😁

Reminds me of my glory days — back when I had the Almighty Push, and it came with Pain... for the lady, of course 😁.

These Gen Z kids can’t relate. Their own is ‘3 minutes and vibes’ 😩🤦🏾‍♂️.

You figured it out too
Men be talking about sex like some kind of grand act. Then you try it out you get sorely disappointed(Playing rdr2 is better than this )
That was my story too.

Oga don go nack ashawo them pursue am cause him no wan cum after 3 minutes nonstop nacking....


Just dey play my boy... Your further addiction from masturbating has now graduated to olosho movements...


Ten years time, you'll wish you hadn't started both...

JOACHINpedro:
You figured it out too
Men be talking about sex like some kind of grand act. Then you try it out you get sorely disappointed(Playing rdr2 is better than this )
That was my story too.

The young lad just felt like he has made it in life just because he entered inside. ; D

Amotolongbo:
In the future, you would be ashamed that you actually posted this 10years prior. That is if you are really grown by then

Future expert. What will you be ashamed of in 10 years time? How about one year from now? I hope there will be nothing at all to regret about in your perfect beautiful life.
You better worry about yourself if at all you still have up to 10 5 years left.

Creamypie:
As long as u no Ice-Cream am, no problem. But u cone dey smell your fingers after u put am inside . She may feel insecure. How py**y take dey scary when close to your eyes?

I swear down pussy has a disgusting sight on first sight .. esp when it's not light skinned ..

labake1:
Fornication is a sin
Go and repent

After how many body count

😕😕😕😕

Gabrielshow24:
3 minutes? 😐 Diving in? Bro, divers hold their breath longer than that! A more fitting metaphor would’ve been gasping for air in shallow water.

And she moaned the entire time? For all 180 seconds? 🧐 Either you hit the secret ‘moan switch’ or she deserves an Oscar! So you were jackhammering like a diesel generator and still didn’t release? Not even a courtesy droplet? 😭

How did the movie end? Fade to black🤔? She get up, dust yansh and walk away? Or she rolled over thinking, “Was that… pre-intimacy?” 😏 Or maybe she thought it was your finger the whole time? You dey sure say na full penetrat... or just tiptoe entry? 🤔Was there an encore? A standing ovation? Did the twin-jet engine finally take off or was it grounded for maintenance?😁

Either way, congratulations! You’ve officially signed out from the Citadel of Virginity™ 🎓😂 One small stroke for man, one giant leap for your future kids-in-the-waiting-room.

hmmm you have talent as a writer

Where are pictures and videos to back up your claim

LordFriar:
I just finished my first sex - 8:00pm thereabouts today - and Omo, it felt ordinary!

Or maybe it was because i couldn't release sha🤔 mumu me had read somewhere that masturbating before sex could make you last longer.. lol.. in my case, i couldn't release at all.

Please are we even sure women don't enjoy sex more than men like this? My shaft is 5 inches and I swear for all the 3 minutes i kept diving in out, the babe kept moaning and I don't think she was faking it🤔

Pussy ive only seen before in porn flicks.. bro I saw it today, up close and scary, on the healthy big ass of a 28-year old girl.

I asked if i could slide my fingers in, she accepted and when I smelt that moist thing.. it was odourless

All in all, my first sexual experience was underwhelming and I don't see why people turn addicts. This is just documentation for my future 10-years sef

Truvelisback:
The young lad just felt like he has made it in life just because he entered inside. ; D

Nah, far from it.
I think he was rather disappointed his expectations was not met.

AllBlack:
Future expert. What will you be ashamed of in 10 years time? How about one year from now? I hope there will be nothing at all to regret about in your perfect beautiful life.
You better worry about yourself if at all you still have up to 10 5 years left.

Apologies, I don’t engage teenagers, I advise them.
Listen to my advice, it will go a long way helping to shape your life

LordFriar:
I just finished my first sex - 8:00pm thereabouts today - and Omo, it felt ordinary!

Or maybe it was because i couldn't release sha🤔 mumu me had read somewhere that masturbating before sex could make you last longer.. lol.. in my case, i couldn't release at all.

Please are we even sure women don't enjoy sex more than men like this? My shaft is 5 inches and I swear for all the 3 minutes i kept diving in out, the babe kept moaning and I don't think she was faking it🤔

Pussy ive only seen before in porn flicks.. bro I saw it today, up close and scary, on the healthy big ass of a 28-year old girl.

I asked if i could slide my fingers in, she accepted and when I smelt that moist thing.. it was odourless

All in all, my first sexual experience was underwhelming and I don't see why people turn addicts. This is just documentation for my future 10-years sef

for u to b with a 28 year old lady then u should b older, probably 30 years!!!


Ahhhhhhh nkan bee

Seeing the topic before u mentioned the age of the lady, I believe it should just b an 18 year old boy or less.


If at over 28 u are still doing this then nawah ooo

Amotolongbo:
it will go a long way helping to shape your life

The life shaping professional.
I salute you very well oh. I hear say you don shape your own life sotey e don get shape pass figure 8. Congratulations.

AllBlack:
The life shaping professional.
I salute you very well oh. I hear say you don shape your own life sotey e don get shape pass figure 8. Congratulations.

get a life kid