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Gotocourt:
My friend vomitted and poohed in house due to intoxication last week. I've told him to park out

Lollll 😂
I hope it was in the toilet he pooed. But please, give him one more chance. Let him know that if he messes up this time, it's over.

Lovelydaisies:
Lollll 😂
I hope it was in the toilet he pooed. But please, give him one more chance. Let him know that if he messes up this time, it's over.

Toilet ke, in the bedroom he slept. I was so embarrassed on behalf of his girlfriend cuz she was around. She didn't clean the mess, he did it in the morning. Dude was telling me he drank because she told him not to 😐, he did some gunshot secretly at the bar💩💥, it was their first date, I pity the poor girl. She slept in the parlour with crazy Jos cold 🥶 weather. I was so upset that I forgot to give her my second blanket

Gotocourt:
Toilet ke, in the bedroom he slept. I was so embarrassed on behalf of his girlfriend cuz she was around. She didn't clean the mess, he did it in the morning. Dude was telling me he drank because she told him not to 😐, he did some gunshot secretly at the bar💩💥, it was their first date, I pity the poor girl. She slept in the parlour with crazy Jos cold 🥶 weather. I was so upset that I forgot to give her my second blanket

Now that was irresponsible of him. I bet you'll be having double thoughts on entering that room again or even laying on it for a long time. Good thing he was made to clean it up. I hope he's remorseful now and ready to accept whatever consequences he's to face.

Nnamdipapa:
This happened to my dad, not me, and he told us the story afterwards.

There was a day when one of his friends decided to visit him at our home. Then my dad was newly married and had three kids, our eldest sister and the twins, all girls at the time. This guy came into our home, settled down, and after exchanging greetings, my dad sent Mom to the kitchen to prepare a special meal to welcome his friend. When the friend saw my three sisters, he remarked to my dad, " So your wife just gave birth to earings full house for you"? In my language, " In my native Anambra tongue, he said, "O soso iyeri nti kan nwanyi a mu ju ri gi uno?.

Meaning, it was only girls that my mom bore for my dad? My dad had to call my mom from the kitchen, ask her to stop cooking the meal. He looked at his friend and said, "It's time for you to go home". That man was never welcomed again in our home and I was not born yet when this happened.

Your Papa na real man ... that his friend is so uncultured, small remain e for chop your mama's soup wey she prepare with stress upon insult wey he giv am

budaatum:
No, not sickle cell. Got hit by a parasite that crippled my spine and ruined my plumbing after almost killing me.

Cousin was diabetic. He's buried 6 feet deep.

Holy Andromeda. Didn't know the extent of your condition my dear buda.

frugal:
No! It’s bad manners. As a guest, you don’t live here, you don’t know the condition of my appliances. You can’t just go switching on things without asking.
If I go to anyone’s home or office, I’ll always ask before turning on anything. What are you saying? Is this even an argument?
If you’re hot, ask for the ac to be turned on or if you can turn it on. Very simple request: “can I turn on the ac?” Or “is the ac functional?”

Please Don’t use this overzealousness to go and burn somebody’s home o or even finish the little unit of electricity they’re managing. Always ask. It will not kill you to ask first.

Abi o. Will it kill you to ask?

Nnamdipapa:
This happened to my dad, not me, and he told us the story afterwards.

There was a day when one of his friends decided to visit him at our home. Then my dad was newly married and had three kids, our eldest sister and the twins, all girls at the time. This guy came into our home, settled down, and after exchanging greetings, my dad sent Mom to the kitchen to prepare a special meal to welcome his friend. When the friend saw my three sisters, he remarked to my dad, " So your wife just gave birth to earings full house for you"? In my language, " In my native Anambra tongue, he said, "O soso iyeri nti kan nwanyi a mu ju ri gi uno?.

Meaning, it was only girls that my mom bore for my dad? My dad had to call my mom from the kitchen, ask her to stop cooking the meal. He looked at his friend and said, "It's time for you to go home". That man was never welcomed again in our home and I was not born yet when this happened.

I like your dad. No time for disrespectful lil shìts.

budaatum:
No! I'm not a Christian. I do go to church sometimes though. Got this wonderful old woman who walks very slow, the journey from her 5 minutes away house takes an hour. I love walking with her.

Wow even in your condition bro?

LordReed:
Holy Andromeda. Didn't know the extent of your condition my dear buda.

It's holy indeed my Lord.

I got on a plane and came to the NHS where wonderful doctors performed miracles on me while my cousin died in Nigeria. That put a nail in any desire I might feel to moan or be sorry for myself.

I'm often angry at myself though for not knowing better despite ma trying hard to convince me it was village people. I should have known better.

Eastcoastboy:
Oh, boy! Sorry for that. Thank God you were able to make it out.

Please share few tips on how to avoid or spot such?

Omo! I just learnt something, never knew something like this existed. May the great physician heal you permanently sir🙏

Nnamdipapa:
This happened to my dad, not me, and he told us the story afterwards.

There was a day when one of his friends decided to visit him at our home. Then my dad was newly married and had three kids, our eldest sister and the twins, all girls at the time. This guy came into our home, settled down, and after exchanging greetings, my dad sent Mom to the kitchen to prepare a special meal to welcome his friend. When the friend saw my three sisters, he remarked to my dad, " So your wife just gave birth to earings full house for you"? In my language, " In my native Anambra tongue, he said, "O soso iyeri nti kan nwanyi a mu ju ri gi uno?.

Meaning, it was only girls that my mom bore for my dad? My dad had to call my mom from the kitchen, ask her to stop cooking the meal. He looked at his friend and said, "It's time for you to go home". That man was never welcomed again in our home and I was not born yet when this happened.

🤣🤣Papa wey Sabi💪

budaatum:
It's holy indeed my Lord.

I got on a plane and came to the NHS where wonderful doctors performed miracles on me while my cousin died in Nigeria. That put a nail in any desire I might feel to moan or be sorry for myself.

I'm often angry at myself though for not knowing better despite ma trying hard to convince me it was village people. I should have known better.

Omo! I just learnt something, never knew something like this existed. May the great physician heal you permanently ma🙏