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Tor, your wife should stop cooking pounded yam on weekends if she wants you to live forever

Hilarious 😂
Make baba no kuku chop the pounded yam na

A man his age shouldn't be eating pounded yam in the first place.

No human has control over death

maybe if the man die on thursday after eating amala and ewedu, im followers eye go clear small.

But wait o, make this man no go put sniper for him own pounded yam on one sunday o

wonderful

LibertyRep:
Well, mama should forbid pounded yam on Sundays in the house.

Simple!

He has given his wife expo be that nau

The funny thing is that in as much as everyone is claiming they want to go to heaven, no one wants to die ... If Angel send us Telegram that it's tomorrow we go still fast and pray to avert it, let alone eating pounded yam and sleeping. I don't know what God told him, but he should remember Jonah story, he is quite merciful. You fit wan chop pounded yam he takes you when you are celebrating your birthday in front of everyone. Would that now make you a liar . Absolutely not, but remember Baba God no dey like make person dey share his fame, even he understood the 48 laws of Power. Reason some Pastor no dey like hear prophecy about themselves, because they assume God should have told them, meanwhile Baba God dey taste their humility to understand he has plenty pikins he can communicate with.

Scam pastor

Thundafireseun:
This man again with his funny kinda talks like a toddler ….

Except you are planning to commit suicide sir … the Bible stated it clearly that no man knows the hour of his death because JESUS will come like a thief in the night…..

Matthew 24:36 … only the father knows the hour ….

And you are sure you know his relationship with God?

The way you lots talk baffle me. See this one too with his moniker quoting bible verses.

athough the probability is less than 15 %. it is not imposible

Figurative speech:

Pounded Yam - it means good health. Yoruba eat pounded with meat, varieties, & different vegetables. Most old people can't digest such meal, so, being able to digest such at an old age means extraordinary good gut health.

Sunday - He is active in the Lord and still winning souls for Christ.

This means that to continue living indefinitely, he may avoid eating pounded yam on any Saturday evening or on Sundays.

This is not the first time he will be saying this. He did say something like that close to 30yrs ago.

If I’m the wife, I will sanction against the pounding of yam in the house.

they hav started again i no go say anything, but Christmas day will be better

TruthHurts1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl4fXT6Kfpo



https://www.thecable.ng/extra-ill-die-on-a-sunday-after-eating-pounded-yam-says-adeboye/

Na everyday this man dey die on Sunday after eating pounded yam? He said the same thing two years ago. Later now if na Wednesday he pai him Church members go say na slip of tongue

femi4:
Old news...what's wrong with nairaland these days..na wa o

Old news o....

I remember he said this in the 90s or early 2000s.

It's inevitable he goes if Jesus tarries....but is the church ready for his exit?

Na your problem be that boss.


I wish you the best.

Racoon:
Hehehe. Catching cruise with his members after drinking tea with the Lord God Almighty

Think about all the miserable ways you can be taken out first of all before mocking a man that has achieved what you will never do

May be he is planning to poison himself in one Sunday.

The Almighty God in HIS infinite mercies has not revealed to any human being, even HIS prophets about when and how they will die, that's the uniqueness of the Mighty CREATOR.

Racoon:
Hehehe. Catching cruise with his members after drinking tea with the Lord God Almighty

You not get respect

Ijoba85:
May I have your kind of grace my father in the Lord. May God Almighty continually remind us of heaven which is the home of the saints in order to desist from sin and embrace holiness in all our doings

Grace to scam gullible members of their hard earned money - with the name of God - right?
My friend, go and work!

So anytime he eats pounded yam on a Sunday, should the children expect daddy to .......?

This man is suicidal bro

If it happens as he said, his autopsy report won't be made public bro

Holiness and tithe preacher

Racoon:
Hehehe. Catching cruise with his members after drinking tea with the Lord God Almighty

U no go kee me with laugh abeg.