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In Nigeria, everything is business. Even love. Because at the end of the day, is it not ROI we’re all looking for?

So, what if instead of kneeling with ring and flowers, I just start dropping PowerPoint decks like a proper consultant?

Here’s how it would go:

Executive Summary
This proposal seeks to secure a lifelong partnership with Miss Ade, where both parties will leverage existing strengths to build a sustainable union with joint dividends (a.k.a children).

Problem Statement
The Nigerian dating market is volatile. Inflation is affecting shawarma prices, and fake friends are everywhere. A stable partner is urgently required to mitigate heartbreak risks.

Value Proposition
By choosing me, you gain a boyfriend who:

- Can support you without being a control freak

- Knows how to fix Gen when NEPA misbehaves

- Will never eat your meat in the pot (without permission)

Market Analysis
Competitors exist (fine boys with beard gang), but many of them lack long-term commitment. Unlike them, I come with proven track record of loyalty and zero Yaba Left history.

Financial Forecast
While initial investment may include constant airtime, weekend dates, and Netflix subscription, projected ROI includes bride price settlement, honeymoon in Obudu, and lifelong access to my salary (minus small sports betting and crypto trading allocation).

Conclusion
Therefore, I humbly request board approval (a.k.a Yes) to proceed with official merger and acquisition of our hearts.

May we proceed?

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Most business proposals na scam jare! They over promise and under deliver. This miss ade better shine her eyes.

Slimani:
In Nigeria, everything is business. Even love. Because at the end of the day, is it not ROI we’re all looking for?

So, what if instead of kneeling with ring and flowers, I just start dropping PowerPoint decks like a proper consultant?

Here’s how it would go:
Executive Summary
This proposal seeks to secure a lifelong partnership with Miss Ade, where both parties will leverage existing strengths to build a sustainable union with joint dividends (a.k.a children).
Problem Statement
The Nigerian dating market is volatile. Inflation is affecting shawarma prices, and fake friends are everywhere. A stable partner is urgently required to mitigate heartbreak risks.
Value Proposition
By choosing me, you gain a boyfriend who:
- Can support you without being a control freak
- Knows how to fix Gen when NEPA misbehaves
- Will never eat your meat in the pot (without permission)
Market Analysis
Competitors exist (fine boys with beard gang), but many of them lack long-term commitment. Unlike them, I come with proven track record of loyalty and zero Yaba Left history.
Financial Forecast
While initial investment may include constant airtime, weekend dates, and Netflix subscription, projected ROI includes bride price settlement, honeymoon in Obudu, and lifelong access to my salary (minus small sports betting and crypto trading allocation).
Conclusion
Therefore, I humbly request board approval (a.k.a Yes) to proceed with official merger and acquisition of our hearts.

May we proceed?
Copyright: moneyboom.com.ng....

Miss Ade is obviously being scammed by this proposal, which insists she settle for a man who offers literally no tangible value to her life. 🥱🥱🥱

Kobojunkie:
Miss Ade is obviously being scammed by this proposal, which insists she settle for a man who offers literally no tangible value to her life. 🥱🥱🥱

Points 1 and 2 are valid now. Do you know what it means to get a man's full support? Plus fixing the Gen in the middle of the night while you stay indoors cozy and sipping a warm variant of your favorite chocolate drink? Haba!

HeatSeeker:
Most business proposals na scam jare! They over promise and under deliver. This miss ade better shine her eyes.

Lol. You bet she never believed she'd find someone like me.

Slimani:
➜Points 1 and 2 are valid now. Do you know what it means to get a man's full support?
➜ Plus fixing the Gen in the middle of the night while you stay indoors cozy and sipping a warm variant of your favorite chocolate drink? Haba!

What does it mean? Outline the details of what this support entails and the guarantee there is that this support will never fail.

2. I have heard more stories of women who received such promises only to find out it was all lies to get them to sign the agreement. Disappointments in the face of such vague promises are common place.

Slimani:
Lol. You bet she never believed she'd find someone like me.

Lol! Miss Ade run o!

Kobojunkie:
What does it mean? Outline the details of what this support entails and the guarantee there is that this support will never fail.

2. I have heard more stories of women who received such promises only to find out it was all lies to get them to sign the agreement. Disappointments in the face of such vague promises are common place.

These aren't vague promises. A man's word is his bond, especially in business. Total support means quality time, romantic care, keen attention to the client's (her) needs, and being open to sacrifices (financial and otherwise).

As the business progresses, adjustments will be needed here and there, but the company will always be bound to pay the dividend yield once the board approves of it.

HeatSeeker:
Lol! Miss Ade run o!

She might need some time to digest the proposal and think of her options

Slimani:
➜These aren't vague promises. A man's word is his bond, especially in business. Total support means quality time, romantic care, keen attention to the client's (her) needs, and being open to sacrifices (financial and otherwise).
➜ As the business progresses, adjustments will be needed here and there, but the company will always be bound to pay the dividend yield once the board approves of it.

1. The other poster was right that what the man is trying to sell Miss Ade is a scam. 🥱🥱🥱

2. Miss Ade should run for her dear life and peace, abeg!

Slimani:
➜She might need some time to digest the proposal and think of her options

You mean ingest the delusion by conjuring up the details in her mind? Nonsense!

Kobojunkie:
You mean ingest the delusion by conjuring up the details in her mind? Nonsense!

Most proposals aren't set in stone. There's bound to be some back and forth. More correspondences needed!

Kobojunkie:
1. The other poster was right that what the man is trying to sell Miss Ade is a scam. 🥱🥱🥱

2. Miss Ade should run for her dear life and peace, abeg!

She's been running all her life and outsmarting herself. To what end? Maybe it's time for her to rethink her options and consider a place of peace and rest?

Slimani:
➜Most proposals aren't set in stone. There's bound to be some back and forth. More correspondences needed!

This isn't a meaningful proposal, then, but a waste of her time. When the man is indeed ready to state what he has to offer her in exchange for her trust for a lifetime, he would seriously include the details of what she is to expect from him in it.

Slimani:
➜She's been running all her life and outsmarting herself. To what end? Maybe it's time for her to rethink her options and consider a place of peace and rest?

Peace and freedom from dating hell is likely what she has been running all that time to maintain. She is better off continuing to run for as long as she is needed than settling for anything less; there is no such thing as a place of peace and rest, unless you are talking of the grave.

Kobojunkie:
This isn't a meaningful proposal, then, but a waste of her time. When the man is indeed ready to state what he has to offer her in exchange for her trust for a lifetime, he would seriously include the details of what she is to expect from him in it.

Lol. Detailed answers will only be provided by responsible detailed questions. A proposal is just the first point of contact. The business might have to set a meeting with the client to discuss further.

Kobojunkie:
Peace and freedom from dating hell is likely what she has been running all that time to maintain. She is better off continuing to run for as long as she is needed than settling for anything less; there is no such thing as a place of peace and rest, unless you are talking of the grave.

Shes probably never seen better days...

Slimani:
➜Lol. Detailed answers will only be provided by responsible detailed questions. A proposal is just the first point of contact. The business might have to set a meeting with the client to discuss further.

A proposal usually comes long after the two have had time to study each other and learn the details of what is potentially possible. And such a proposal would come with more to the point benefits and values of continuing the relationship to the next level. This here reads like an attempt to scam Miss Ade.

Slimani:
➜Shes probably never seen better days...

I highly doubt that. Seems more like the one who compiled that proposal realizes that he does not really have much to offer in terms of real value in the relationship.

Kobojunkie:
I highly doubt that. Seems more like the one who compiled that proposal realizes that he does not really have much to offer in terms of real value in the relationship.

She's never getting a bloat proposal from this business. Here, we under-promise and over-deliver. Every offer will have to be approved by the board anyways.

Slimani:
➜She's never getting a bloat proposal from this business. Here, we under-promise and over-deliver. Every offer will have to be approved by the board anyways.

Go tell that tale to the 10s of millions of Nigerian women stuck in marriages going nowhere; they sacrificed their youth and lives only to get a life shackled in poverty for themselves and their offspring. No woman should make the same mistake.

Kobojunkie:
A proposal usually comes long after the two have had time to study each other and learn the details of what is potentially possible. And such a proposal would come with more to the point benefits and values of continuing the relationship to the next level. This here reads like an attempt to scam Miss Ade.

A proposal can still be the first point of contact and then other things would follow. These things aren't set in stone and rulebooks aren't allowed if you want to avoid monotony.

Kobojunkie:
Go tell that tale to the 10s of millions of Nigerian women stuck in marriages going nowhere; they sacrificed their youth and lives only to get a life shackled in poverty for themselves and their offspring. No woman should make the same mistake.

Poverty is not a one-way street. The point of the proposal is not to save a poor client. Miss Ade is probably well to do and definitely smarter than this.

Slimani:
➜A proposal can still be the first point of contact and then other things would follow. These things aren't set in stone and rulebooks aren't allowed if you want to avoid monotony.

All the more reason to ensure that the details are clearly ironed out from the beginning, and notarized, so one not only knows what one is getting into, what to expect, and what to do in the case that the proposer fails to deliver on promises.

Slimani:
➜Poverty is not a one-way street.
➜ The point of the proposal is not to save a poor client. Miss Ade is probably well to do and definitely smarter than this.

Not a one-way street yet 10s of millions of women are trapped in it along with their children and many generations after them? And this is no thanks to marriage? The chances of escaping for many are slim to none.

2. Then this is definitely of no value to Miss Ade.

Kobojunkie:
Not a one-way street yet 10s of millions of women are trapped in it along with their children and many generations after them? And this is no thanks to marriage? The chances of escaping for many are slim to none.

2. Then this is definitely of no value to Miss Ade.

Miss Ade might be willing to put the proposal to the test and may demand more concessions from the board if and when needed.

Kobojunkie:
All the more reason to ensure that the details are clearly ironed out from the beginning, and notarized, so one not only knows what one is getting into, what to expect, and what to do in the case that the proposer fails to deliver on promises.

No business deal can be completely figured out from the start. But clarity? Discussions can always be had.

Slimani:
➜Miss Ade might be willing to put the proposal to the test and may demand more concessions from the board if and when needed.

You said she is smart. If she indeed is, she would not waste her time at all.

Slimani:
➜No business deal can be completely figured out from the start. But clarity? Discussions can always be had.

Huh? 😏😏