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I dropped from the bus with this lady asking for directions to get certain location (just within my area) around past 11pm, I directed her and she requested for my number which I didn’t hesitate to give her afterwhich she flashed, asked her where she resides and she said ‘Ikoyi’

Next day, I chatted her asking if she arrived safe only for this lady to inform me that she was about booking a ride back to Ikoyi but wanted to chill in any nearby hotel and smoke ( smoke because she assumed I smoke and that would catch my interest ).

Told her I knew this hotel and directed her, babe asked that I come oo..lol, for my mind I don see independent babe wey dey stay Ikoyi at least she no go dey stress me for gas and urgent 2k so I thought, lady didn’t like the axis where the hotel was (as an Ikoyi babe na) so I suggested a big lounge at least we get to chill first and locate a better luxury hotel..

Na so I locate this Werey for the big lounge, she wasn’t even taking a drink after waiting for me for over 30 mins, based on say I don Dey look am as independent lady..lol, I came, placed my order for stout, chicken and chips, babe ordered cocktail, chicken and chips too..as we dey yarn oo, she say she be car dealer, I asked if she meant a middle man that connects buyers, she said no say she be importer of cars even cybertruck..chai for my mind I don finally meet better 9ja babe wey no go Dey stress me but will love me not based on survival..satan sef dey laugh me. Babe also said she was a physiotherapist and does a whole other things.. I happy say na hard working woman at least my spending no go too much for this our new about to kick off relationship.

The vibe was there, babe told me how she travels to neighboring countries and all, I said cool and hope we could vacation together sometime. Bill came, I paid 20,900.. asked her I needed 2k as I didn’t have cash and wanted to tip the waitress..babe dodge the request, I no too reason am

Later on, I noticed she wasn’t taking about the hotel again as she don push that one to me..o boi me wey dey house jejely, so na like this you wan lure me to come Dey spend money wey I no plan when I no be yahoo boy??

This Werey wanted that I pay for room of 35k come Dey call me Odogwu..I reason am (but based on small highness I say make I chop her sha but find more affordable hotel)

Ordered Uber took her to another, was told it’s 20k, while I kept her waiting as room was been fixed, I com wonder say Omo na lamba this girl Dey give her papa since oooo..damn, I’ve been a fool (by this time eye don Dey clear), this girl say make I come but na me Dey spend..meaning I go still pay am after the whole action in the hotel, so make I spend 100k just like that?

Brain reset na him I send am message say you be hookup girl in disguise.. thank God i no proceed sha, because girl wey Dey lie like this fit get other plans too

Guys beware ooo.. hookup girls Dey implore format to get you out and lure you to sex them, dem go act like normal girls but na lie no fall, they not interested in a relationship , na business for them.

Guy,you no sharp at all.......

From her appearance at first,you suppose know say na O.S she be.....

Anyways,na you still lose...... Imagine say you use that money wey you spend on that female cockerel take sub your DStv,by now,you for at least chill up and watch EPL matches today wey for give you joy

You don go dive rock like this...

Wetin I go tell you...as a financial expert like gehgeh be say no go dey borrow money(2k) to give tips. If you want give tips na extra cash you suppose use.

Interesting story Sha!

Any girl you meet at that time of the night is a rough girl......


You actually contributed to her daily routine and you spent your little earnings on her ...... Your lose.....

When they call you ODOGWU. Its like when they tell a new employee in an organization that over here we are all family. Just to jegs you -

you are been prepared to be USED psychologically, financially and physically

Omo the girl naa talent oh
You don't push those types away, you explore her talent. See the kind format shey dey give you and you dey chop am steady

JASONjnr:
Any girl you meet at that time of the night is a rough girl......


You actually contributed to her daily routine and you spent your little earnings on her ...... Your lose.....

I like you use the word rough, cause that is the real definition lol

as we dey yarn oo, she say she be car dealer, I asked if she meant a middle man that connects buyers, she said no say she be importer of cars even cybertruck..chai for my mind I don finally meet better 9ja babe wey no go Dey stress me but will love me not based on survival..satan sef dey laugh me. Babe also said she was a physiotherapist and does a whole other things..

Only her is car dealer, only her is physiotherapist
Two different line of jobs that are energy sapping.
You think women like stress ?

She must have evaluated you and noticed, you are the lover boy type. You are lucky, you didn't become a husband

Sonnobax15:

Guy,you no sharp at all.......

From her appearance at first,you suppose know say na O.S she be.....

Anyways,na you still lose...... Imagine say you use that money wey you spend on that female cockerel take sub your DStv,by now,you for at least chill up and watch EPL matches today wey for give you joy

Her dressing wasn’t exposing though so it’s hard at first to reason in that line

Bro all you see out there this days is hook-up in disguise all of them are using it as either full time or part time hustle guys be wise out there o because them no see who to wife them now na trap them the set o

Guy you no Sharp

Babypal:
I dropped from the bus with this lady asking for directions to get certain location (just within my area) around past 11pm, I directed her and she requested for my number which I didn’t hesitate to give her afterwhich she flashed, asked her where she resides and she said ‘Ikoyi’

Next day, I chatted her asking if she arrived safe only for this lady to inform me that she was about booking a ride back to Ikoyi but wanted to chill in any nearby hotel and smoke ( smoke because she assumed I smoke and that would catch my interest ).

Told her I knew this hotel and directed her, babe asked that I come oo..lol, for my mind I don see independent babe wey dey stay Ikoyi at least she no go dey stress me for gas and urgent 2k so I thought, lady didn’t like the axis where the hotel was (as an Ikoyi babe na) so I suggested a big lounge at least we get to chill first and locate a better luxury hotel..

Na so I locate this Werey for the big lounge, she wasn’t even taking a drink after waiting for me for over 30 mins, based on say I don Dey look am as independent lady..lol, I came, placed my order for stout, chicken and chips, babe ordered cocktail, chicken and chips too..as we dey yarn oo, she say she be car dealer, I asked if she meant a middle man that connects buyers, she said no say she be importer of cars even cybertruck..chai for my mind I don finally meet better 9ja babe wey no go Dey stress me but will love me not based on survival..satan sef dey laugh me. Babe also said she was a physiotherapist and does a whole other things.. I happy say na hard working woman at least my spending no go too much for this our new about to kick off relationship.

The vibe was there, babe told me how she travels to neighboring countries and all, I said cool and hope we could vacation together sometime. Bill came, I paid 20,900.. asked her I needed 2k as I didn’t have cash and wanted to tip the waitress..babe dodge the request, I no too reason am

Later on, I noticed she wasn’t taking about the hotel again as she don push that one to me..o boi me wey dey house jejely, so na like this you wan lure me to come Dey spend money wey I no plan when I no be yahoo boy??

This Werey wanted that I pay for room of 35k come Dey call me Odogwu..I reason am (but based on small highness I say make I chop her sha but find more affordable hotel)

Ordered Uber took her to another, was told it’s 20k, while I kept her waiting as room was been fixed, I com wonder say Omo na lamba this girl Dey give her papa since oooo..damn, I’ve been a fool (by this time eye don Dey clear), this girl say make I come but na me Dey spend..meaning I go still pay am after the whole action in the hotel, so make I spend 100k just like that?

Brain reset na him I send am message say you be hookup girl in disguise.. thank God i no proceed sha, because girl wey Dey lie like this fit get other plans too

Guys beware ooo.. hookup girls Dey implore format to get you out and lure you to sex them, dem go act like normal girls but na lie no fall, they not interested in a relationship , na business for them.

99% of Lagos single ladies staying alone without her parents or siblings in:

Ikoyi
V.I
Lekki
VGC
Ikeja

Are corporate call girls; what you guys call HK girls or something. Always have this at the back of your mind

The moment you hear those big talks, just know it's one of 'em. A real big and independent girl will hardly boast about it

ediko5:
The moment you hear those big talks, just know it's one of 'em. A real big and independent girl will hardly boast about it

Exactly! Na the Cyber Truck lamba dey make me laugh.

Even the armed robbers & kidnappers wey dey call themselves Car Dealers for Nairaland Auto Section never see Cyber Truck for real life talk less of importing one.

Saturnalia:
Exactly! Na the Cyber Truck lamba dey make me laugh.

Even the armed robbers & kidnappers wey dey call themselves Car Dealers for Nairaland Auto Section never see Cyber Truck for real life talk less of importing one.

big lamba

You try

Saturnalia:
Exactly! Na the Cyber Truck lamba dey make me laugh.

Even the armed robbers & kidnappers wey dey call themselves Car Dealers for Nairaland Auto Section never see Cyber Truck for real life talk less of importing one.

Wetin those guys do you?

ediko5:
. A real big and independent girl will hardly boast about it

You're right about this.
Plus, in all fairness, in a few minutes of talking with a person, you can easily place them in a particular category. Dressing no reach, but from their speech you can guess almost correctly.
My point be say, after few yarns, hin suppose don know who she be

franchasng:
99% of Lagos single ladies staying alone without her parents or siblings in:

Ikoyi
V.I
Lekki
VGC
Ikeja

Are corporate call girls; what you guys call HK girls or something. Always have this at the back of your mind

Some of them sef no Dey stay this places, they just use these locations to lure their clients into paying them more than the average OS

The6thAustralia:
Omo the girl naa talent oh
You don't push those types away, you explore her talent. See the kind format shey dey give you and you dey chop am steady

Bro nothing to explore in OS cos na spending you go Dey incure and the chopping sef no go too sweet cos you no fit go raw

Thank God say you be calculator

Imagine if she was a organ harvester and she had inside her an injection to make u weak and go into coma for hours. Shey she no go butcher una.
Most of u students don't have sense in reality and no one knows it all. Naso one make me come jakpa junction all the way from benin city.
When I reach there.she tellme say she dey come.i wait. Till 7pm .after 7pm her nos off. I jus vex sleep for my car.by 6am following morning I don turbo back to benin city.

headbasher96:
Bro all you see out there this days is hook-up in disguise all of them are using it as either full time or part time hustle guys be wise out there o because them no see who to wife them now na trap them the set o

if she ask you about your sex life , is she into Hookup?

mirinder:
if she ask you about your sex life , is she into Hookup?

it depends on the kind of lady or the kind of intentions she has
some might ask that harmlessly or intended as a joke and some might ask you that out of curiosity or affection so it all boils down to her intentions before the question.

I am only interested in the part where both of una ate chicken,chips, coke tail nd stout all for 20k in Lagos. Dey lie small small ibeg.

headbasher96:
it depends on the kind of lady or the kind of intentions she has
some might ask that harmlessly or intended as a joke and some might ask you that out of curiosity or affection so it all boils down to her intentions before the question.

she also has a WhatsApp business account

No girl for naija....want 'just relationship'.

Something must come with it sha.

It's a reality I struggled with for a long time before it finally hit me.

The economy is telling....

Everybody is hustling to get money and get better...so NO LOVE for area again....SHINE YOUR EYE!

zuby4real10:
I am only interested in the part where both of una ate chicken,chips, coke tail nd stout all for 20k in Lagos. Dey lie small small ibeg.

See am bro, no be lie, google the place at unilag road, pappies

mirinder:
she also has a WhatsApp business account

Bro this girl has WhatsApp business and fake pictures on her phone too