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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by maasoap(m): 9:18am On Oct 10, 2025

Bahamas95:
Thank God I'm married now. I stopped chatting with Nigerian girls a long time ago, they're so boring. The only people I chat with most times are my guys and family members.

But you see white girls, they're the best. Never a dull moment with them.......They can tell you anything unlike our girls that are annoyingly secretive.

Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by JetApartment: 9:20am On Oct 10, 2025

eyesoflagos:
https://eyesoflagos.com/lady-replies-dm-after-3-years-man-married-response/

I don't understand the technology of the same person sending a message and replying same message by the same person...I only see one person messaging himself or herself in the screenshot message.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by AmishaCandra: 9:27am On Oct 10, 2025

Mtcheew

Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingDashx(m): 9:28am On Oct 10, 2025

G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (march energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need anyone's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect

baba you still dey so.. na die hard redpiller you be baba🙂💪

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by G0odharddick: 9:30am On Oct 10, 2025

KingDashx:
baba you still dey so.. na die hard redpiller you be baba🙂💪

Lol, boss. It's all about understanding women psychology! One has to be miles ahead to beat them at their own games

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingDashx(m): 9:31am On Oct 10, 2025

G0odharddick:
Lol, boss. It's all about understanding women psychology! One has to be miles ahead to beat them at their own games

I dey tell you.. you be correct guy.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Bahamas95(m): 9:32am On Oct 10, 2025

maasoap:
Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations

Ya, whenever they chat you up first just know they wanna ask for help.

I blocked many of them years back. It's not as if they can even assist you when you need help. I pity any guy simping for Nigerian girls and loose guarding his gees........Only your guys wey all of una dey drink beer and watch match together nai go fit bail you out when you dey tight corner. Nor be banny, they've this in-built entitlement mentality.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Silentgroper(m): 9:39am On Oct 10, 2025

zikter:
How can you reply after 3 years? What's her motive?

Effing beats me ..

Like what's the point of texting back now...

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Silentgroper(m): 9:42am On Oct 10, 2025

maasoap:
Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations

They do but mostly on face to face basis .. but you see on social media, they're so effing boring as hell ..

Their problems is dey feel a man or some guy is suppose to kick start or lead the effing conversation..

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by ARISHEM: 9:45am On Oct 10, 2025*

He texted when he wants her but because she got a lot of attention from different men she ignored him. 3 years later when she is no longer getting her targeted attention her desperation for attention made her reply that text.

When men are no longer given them the attention that they once enjoyed earlier they begin to give you green light because they realize they are getting older rapidly.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Exceed15: 9:45am On Oct 10, 2025

G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect

10. Don't get her a damn gift

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Akalia(m): 9:47am On Oct 10, 2025

Double0h7:
I’m more surprised by people’s commitment to these threads. Some of these threads last longer than their relationship! My response would have been “Who is this?’ He responded with a time stamp 😱

I often struggle to make sense of your posts.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Exceed15: 9:49am On Oct 10, 2025

Women respect men who don't chase them.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Bobxin(m): 9:51am On Oct 10, 2025

The guy for add "At least she didn't take 3 years to respond"

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Paut(m): 9:51am On Oct 10, 2025

So what makes the man think the lady is interested in him and moreover he doesn't know the lady's program and why would he expect a quick reply from the lady.

From the chat the lady seem friendly with their both emojis 😂😂
But the man is thinking maybe the lady is desperate lol

Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 9:52am On Oct 10, 2025

Adewale1603:
Must ladies reply every DMs

Not everyone is jobless, some people are occupied with activities, not everyone has the time for social media like that, except important stuffs

My days in high institution, if I want to get a girl's attention, I'd simply text ‘send aza today's my birthday.'
I could tell that almost %95 of girls fell for that. But just say hi dear 😂 they turn to Kardashian 🤣

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 9:56am On Oct 10, 2025

Silentgroper:
They do but mostly on face to face basis .. but you see on social media, they're so effing boring as hell ..

Their problems is dey feel a man or some guy is suppose to kick start or lead the effing conversation..

That's same as saying “Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations.”
But I would go with the latter so I support the fact Nigerian girls don't converse, most times I see it like illiteracy.
Honestly to me, I see it like illiteracy..... it's not ego it's illiteracy.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by kingthreat(m): 9:56am On Oct 10, 2025

G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect

Thanks for reminding men to be men

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by 2cribz: 9:57am On Oct 10, 2025

Most of them are poor
One ugly thing wey I wan knack wey be teacher qey her salary no go pass 30k dey style for me.
She no get telly.no tv. Just a flat mattress and her phone
Still dey style for me.i block am asap
The other one a hair dresser dey form posh for me
Dey speak phonetics.u never travel go Ghana
U dey form sharp
I blocked her asap
Naija ladies between ages 18 to 35 still don't have sense

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Paut(m): 9:57am On Oct 10, 2025

fuckingAyaya:
She couldn't even apologize for replying after 3years, just casual "hi" like you're doing him a favor or what? Men are wiser now those days of massaging the ladies egos are gone. Even the ladies are getting the message too they hardly snub men these days. Men also don't chase ladies like before they now chase the bags bills choke!!

Apologize as in the man borrowed her money that she could not pay back?
Or is it by force to reply someone's chat? Or did the lady told you or the man that she's desperate to get a man?
The way you guys carry some matters for head dey tire me, if you chat someone and they did not reply you better unfollow or block the person so far as it is not business concern, even if it is business concern leave the person and move on.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Paut(m): 10:01am On Oct 10, 2025

zoer:
She lost her spot to be married to him...village people dey on her case.

Una funny ehn was the man coming to marry her? Or is it every date that ends in marriage?
Besides that was a first chat from the man with a Hi and what's bad of it if the lady replied after 3yrs.
The way some of you dey carry some matters dey tire person honestly

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Double0h7(f): 10:02am On Oct 10, 2025

Akalia:
I often struggle to make sense of your posts.

Why is that? 😁

Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 10:06am On Oct 10, 2025

2cribz:
Most of them are poor
One ugly thing wey I wan knack wey be teacher qey her salary no go pass 30k dey style for me.
She no get telly.no tv. Just a flat mattress and her phone
Still dey style for me.i block am asap
The other one a hair dresser dey form posh for me
Dey speak phonetics.u never travel go Ghana
U dey form sharp
I blocked her asap
Naija ladies between ages 18 to 35 still don't have sense

Not just poverty also illiteracy.
Nigerian girls are so illiterate in nature forget.
At their prime age they exhibit that illiteracy so often but nearing their stack age- they begin to realize they're worthless even though they might have been successful by then yet they still realize that.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Tenrack: 10:20am On Oct 10, 2025

If I talk wetin really dey my mind I go collect ban for days.

Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by yinkeys(m): 10:32am On Oct 10, 2025

fuckingAyaya:
She couldn't even apologize for replying after 3years, just casual "hi" like you're doing him a favor or what? Men are wiser now those days of massaging the ladies egos are gone. Even the ladies are getting the message too they hardly snub men these days. Men also don't chase ladies like before they now chase the bags bills choke!!

How many of them undergo critical personal development, thorough reflection etc lol
It’s not mandatory in the animal kingdom for the female specie to self improve, it’s mandatory for males else no mating takes place
grin

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KELVINXY: 10:32am On Oct 10, 2025

And the reply was even by 12AM…
Madam be having sleepless nights 😂

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by bende7t: 10:37am On Oct 10, 2025

G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect

Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Leonardo4(m): 10:43am On Oct 10, 2025

Paut:
So what makes the man think the lady is interested in him and moreover he doesn't know the lady's program and why would he expect a quick reply from the lady.

From the chat the lady seem friendly with their both emojis 😂😂
But the man is thinking maybe the lady is desperate lol

Go and sit down jor. So you entered the man's brain to know he is thinking the girl is desperate.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 10:43am On Oct 10, 2025

fredoooooo:
God bless ya Union... becareful o, God save you from her once dont go back to her o .. its a warning it didnt happen

Exactly my thought. Let it stop at the exchange the lady shared. No more further text exchange else ideas go begin enter.

Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by SonOfWords(m): 10:46am On Oct 10, 2025

tammie24:
Maybe she hasn't been to her DM in 3 years

Even you wey write this thing no believe am .

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by dauntless15(m): 10:46am On Oct 10, 2025

Abi naw, aura for aura, after three years hi like say you be deputy Jesus wey wan finally answer person prayer, life goes on, you no reply no mean say world end and you're not the only one out there.

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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 11:05am On Oct 10, 2025

Bahamas95:
Thank God I'm married now. I stopped chatting with Nigerian girls a long time ago, they're so boring. The only people I chat with most times are my guys and family members.

But you see white girls, they're the best. Never a dull moment with them.......They can tell you anything unlike our girls that are annoyingly secretive.

...............................................................................

One thing I have noticed about women is that they feel pained when you end up with a partner that can match them or far above them. I mean when things didn't work out between both of you because of her shakara or for whatever reason.......I'm speaking from experience.

The first chat was “Hi dear🥺” which is a bit polite. Now imagine if it was “send your account number today's my birthday.” She would have replied either accepting or rejecting.
Why did she reply after 3years?? Why not, ‘don't reply for ever?’
You see the thing is, by that period of time the lady's options had reduced by a ratio. She's now seeking for options.
Nigerian girls are awful with conversations
You can barely learn from conversing with a Nigerian lady online or offline, %85 they're all bunches of illiterates, they have no idea, no laws no theories to share, why waste my time with such conversations?
There's this LLB black female online friend of mine from France I always learn from her conversations, she's always letting me in like a transfer of neural links and multiverse facts with solid logic for analysis....good !
She tells me things about her jobs, her cases, without me even asking, she also likes when I give her my own ideas as a 2:1 graduate on philosophy and logic.
Exactly the kind of conversation I need, not.... I'm fine and you?......okay..... how was work?....thank you..... have a nice day. Everyday, everytime still nothing new to learn.
Not just going to school, infact the educated Nigerian girls are much more illiterates when they don't act like educationists .

Finally, I noticed that and that's more reason I pepe them, I've always tried as much as possible to Bleep a girl today who's much better than the one I bleeped last night. I don't settle for less and I like to see that angry gruesome expressions on their faces especially my landlord's daughters.

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