₦airaland Forum

Na them!

Humble submission indeed

UrbaneHR:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Network marketing as originally designed.

In many developed countries it has worked for decades.

The problem is how the model is deployed in Nigeria. The very fundamentals are distorted here and deceitful schemes are hatched and implemented without any consideration for the victims.

The products are superb and work as supplements.

The business model is flawless if you take time to study the script as presented by the company. Most people in Nigeria don't read. All we do is listen and we are easily deceived by the convoluted success stories (however please note that there are genuine successes recorded but only few and far apart)

If you understand the model and strictly adhere to the terms without a transferred excitement then you will not be under pressure.

Start with registering as a distributor, buy and use the products as you may need them and then begin to share your experiences confidently.

Avoid group trainings and canvassing for downlines on a permanent basis. Continue with your daily schedule and whatever you do please do not stock products.



My humble submission.

SpencerForbes:
How I avoid these people - total scammers, man! Neolife almost got me when I was job hunting, big time!

Now whenever I run into them, I play it like I am interested, offer them a seat, let them talk for an hour or two, then I am like, "No, not for me."

But gotta say, their ladies……….🤔😁😎
🚶‍♂️

Just like people wey dey come preaching for me...

If na fine girl, you can seat and talk but if na guy, no matter how fine, abeg I no get chance😁😁

Fine things na my weakness, even if na just to dey look, I'm okay with just looking 😁

Daniel058:
I get the bag ,am a distributor , but have never sold even 1product. .I use my position to buy products at discount prices 😂

are you an FHG?

UrbaneHR:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Network marketing as originally designed.

In many developed countries it has worked for decades.

The problem is how the model is deployed in Nigeria. The very fundamentals are distorted here and deceitful schemes are hatched and implemented without any consideration for the victims.

The products are superb and work as supplements.

The business model is flawless if you take time to study the script as presented by the company. Most people in Nigeria don't read. All we do is listen and we are easily deceived by the convoluted success stories (however please note that there are genuine successes recorded but only few and far apart)

If you understand the model and strictly adhere to the terms without a transferred excitement then you will not be under pressure.

Start with registering as a distributor, buy and use the products as you may need them and then begin to share your experiences confidently.

Avoid group trainings and canvassing for downlines on a permanent basis. Continue with your daily schedule and whatever you do please do not stock products.



My humble submission.

In other words. You fully support the business.

RollinTNDA:
Bro this people mess me up that year
I was jobless and broke ànd my mum force me to go to church for prayets to get new job.

After attending the church program.

The next day na so one tall dark babe in sun shades stop me for street. Say excuse me

She say if I can spare her some minutes
Next thing I hear is " you have cute lips"

Omo I was like my luck don shine today
Say God is working sharp sharp

She ask for my number and said her boss want to recruit new employees and she would like to recommend me to him.

Ahhhh my head wan burst 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I no even bother asking her questions
I just give her my number dey happy
She said I will receive text message

I ran home to spread the good news. Mumsi was like I told you my God is strongest

That evening I receive text telling me to come for job interview. After jubilating.
One mind said go to nairaland and search of people have recieved this type of message.

Lo ànd behold that is how I found out it was Neolife scam.

My mama don dey call her sister dey dance say I don get new job miraculously after attending their church program.

She come dey give me anointing oil to rub on my face before going to interview. Kaiiiii

I don already polish shoe and all
Waiting for the interview day until I found out it was Neolife scam.

The thing really broke me that Year

Abeg go for comedy 🤣🤣🤣. Waiting be this ?? It's been over a year I commented on nairaland pages but got to do it now

RollinTNDA:
Bro this people mess me up that year
I was jobless and broke ànd my mum force me to go to church for prayets to get new job.

After attending the church program.

The next day na so one tall dark babe in sun shades stop me for street. Say excuse me

She say if I can spare her some minutes
Next thing I hear is " you have cute lips"

Omo I was like my luck don shine today
Say God is working sharp sharp

She ask for my number and said her boss want to recruit new employees and she would like to recommend me to him.

Ahhhh my head wan burst 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I no even bother asking her questions
I just give her my number dey happy
She said I will receive text message

I ran home to spread the good news. Mumsi was like I told you my God is strongest

That evening I receive text telling me to come for job interview. After jubilating.
One mind said go to nairaland and search of people have recieved this type of message.

Lo ànd behold that is how I found out it was Neolife scam.

My mama don dey call her sister dey dance say I don get new job miraculously after attending their church program.

She come dey give me anointing oil to rub on my face before going to interview. Kaiiiii

I don already polish shoe and all
Waiting for the interview day until I found out it was Neolife scam.

The thing really broke me that Year

LOOOL

UrbaneHR:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Network marketing as originally designed.

In many developed countries it has worked for decades.

The problem is how the model is deployed in Nigeria. The very fundamentals are distorted here and deceitful schemes are hatched and implemented without any consideration for the victims.

The products are superb and work as supplements.

The business model is flawless if you take time to study the script as presented by the company. Most people in Nigeria don't read. All we do is listen and we are easily deceived by the convoluted success stories (however please note that there are genuine successes recorded but only few and far apart)

If you understand the model and strictly adhere to the terms without a transferred excitement then you will not be under pressure.

Start with registering as a distributor, buy and use the products as you may need them and then begin to share your experiences confidently.

Avoid group trainings and canvassing for downlines on a permanent basis. Continue with your daily schedule and whatever you do please do not stock products.



My humble submission.

no way you can join neolife without being in a group

I never did any of those despite the cajoling. Always giving false testimony.

Kaczynski:
people are very gullible


the most easiest thing to hack is not computers but fuarking people

this is an update for me

Kharol1234:
With him 5 million baba go wear monkey coat🤣🤣

You spoke well until you decided to make a foolish comparison between GNLD and the words of JESUS CHRIST, the very son of GOD.

There are mansions of rest in heaven for over comers who prevailed over sin and the worldly system through the grace of God.

John 14:1-3

Neo-life, GNLD.

I do it through a friend back then and I eventually Japa.

I jumped and pass.

Davoneskay:
Only a Yoruba speaker will understand what she meant as 'it will not buy calabash for them."

Ko ni ragba fun won.

Majority of their workers are really suffering.
Even my enemies I will not advice them to join Neolife

Angelfrost:
Lol...!

Neolife
Longrich
Kedi
...Just Name them.


From religion, Politics, to Healthcare... What is it about Nigerians that makes them so easy to scam?!!


Like... I just don't get it.

Are we really that gullible and trusting?!! Chai!

Nigeria happens to them.

Whoever was dumb enough to fall for their BS deserved whatever they got.

ajalawole:
are you an FHG?

nope

UrbaneHR:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Network marketing as originally designed.

In many developed countries it has worked for decades.

The problem is how the model is deployed in Nigeria. The very fundamentals are distorted here and deceitful schemes are hatched and implemented without any consideration for the victims.

The products are superb and work as supplements.

The business model is flawless if you take time to study the script as presented by the company. Most people in Nigeria don't read. All we do is listen and we are easily deceived by the convoluted success stories (however please note that there are genuine successes recorded but only few and far apart)

If you understand the model and strictly adhere to the terms without a transferred excitement then you will not be under pressure.

Start with registering as a distributor, buy and use the products as you may need them and then begin to share your experiences confidently.

Avoid group trainings and canvassing for downlines on a permanent basis. Continue with your daily schedule and whatever you do please do not stock products.



My humble submission.

GM has spoken.

Make una no spoil business for person.

Abeg try dey share deodorant for una downliners e get why I dey talk. That will enhance the good model of the business.

Kaczynski:
people are very gullible


the most easiest thing to hack is not computers but fuarking people

i registered for it during my service year.but,I was never interested in it.

Arostar2023:
Your experience confirms that most Nigerians are hardworking people who will do anything legitimate to make a living.

Having said that, that line of business is actually designed to thrive when people consume wellness products and register as regular users. However, many Africans have presented the business as a get-rich-quick scheme that relies solely on recruiting others. When non-consumers are registered, they are expected to earn points by purchasing and using the products. But this often doesn't happen because they lack the purchasing power. In the end the business fails. Poverty is to blame for the failure of the business mode

Dietary supplement is cheaper in pharmaceutical stores than all this trekkers brand 🤷🏿

always247:
this is an update for me

You don't know before?
You don't even have to or need to be desperately convincing

You don't need to try

Nor crack your brain to generate powerful punchlines, or taglines or sales pitch.

People are willing to pay for faeces with the right packaging.

If jobless youths change their mentality and start reasoning like this, unemployment will be history, employer shakara will stop. There will be competition instead of Monopoly.

Note: real competition tries to satisfy consumer with best price and best quality of products not the rubbish we have in Nigeria presently.

UrbaneHR:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Network marketing as originally designed.

In many developed countries it has worked for decades.

The problem is how the model is deployed in Nigeria. The very fundamentals are distorted here and deceitful schemes are hatched and implemented without any consideration for the victims.

The products are superb and work as supplements.

The business model is flawless if you take time to study the script as presented by the company. Most people in Nigeria don't read. All we do is listen and we are easily deceived by the convoluted success stories (however please note that there are genuine successes recorded but only few and far apart)

If you understand the model and strictly adhere to the terms without a transferred excitement then you will not be under pressure.

Start with registering as a distributor, buy and use the products as you may need them and then begin to share your experiences confidently.

Avoid group trainings and canvassing for downlines on a permanent basis. Continue with your daily schedule and whatever you do please do not stock products.



My humble submission.

How can you be a distributor without stocking products?

chatinent:
I avoid this people like there are the people pretending to call from your bank.

I avoid them like I avoid Jehovah witness people

Nobody watches porn but porns.tars have billion views on xv.ideos







Nobody likes NEOL.IFE but they all know Tre En En!


Nigeria and Eye service!

SpencerForbes:
How I avoid these people - total scammers, man! Neolife almost got me when I was job hunting, big time!

Now whenever I run into them, I play it like I am interested, offer them a seat, let them talk for an hour or two, then I am like, "No, not for me."

But gotta say, their ladies……….🤔😁😎
🚶‍♂️

Bhad Guy what happened to the ladies

RollinTNDA:
Bro this people mess me up that year
I was jobless and broke ànd my mum force me to go to church for prayets to get new job.

After attending the church program.

The next day na so one tall dark babe in sun shades stop me for street. Say excuse me

She say if I can spare her some minutes
Next thing I hear is " you have cute lips"

Omo I was like my luck don shine today
Say God is working sharp sharp

She ask for my number and said her boss want to recruit new employees and she would like to recommend me to him.

Ahhhh my head wan burst 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I no even bother asking her questions
I just give her my number dey happy
She said I will receive text message

I ran home to spread the good news. Mumsi was like I told you my God is strongest

That evening I receive text telling me to come for job interview. After jubilating.
One mind said go to nairaland and search of people have recieved this type of message.

Lo ànd behold that is how I found out it was Neolife scam.

My mama don dey call her sister dey dance say I don get new job miraculously after attending their church program.

She give me anointing oil to rub on my face before going to interview. Kaiiiii

She come dey stress me make i buy new shoe to impress the boss.
Imagine say I buy shoe to impress Neolife boss wey no get shoe

Waiting for the interview day until I found out it was Neolife scam.

The thing really broke me that Year

bhad Guy

Davoneskay:
Only a Yoruba speaker will understand what she meant as 'it will not buy calabash for them."

Explain to us

Bro to bro, the only woman that truly loves you is your mama. Not your girlfriend or wife if you are now married.
If you don blow, don't forget to get her a nice crib, a Glk and a driver.

RollinTNDA:
Bro this people mess me up that year
I was jobless and broke ànd my mum force me to go to church for prayets to get new job.

After attending the church program.

The next day na so one tall dark babe in sun shades stop me for street. Say excuse me

She say if I can spare her some minutes
Next thing I hear is " you have cute lips"

Omo I was like my luck don shine today
Say God is working sharp sharp

She ask for my number and said her boss want to recruit new employees and she would like to recommend me to him.

Ahhhh my head wan burst 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I no even bother asking her questions
I just give her my number dey happy
She said I will receive text message

I ran home to spread the good news. Mumsi was like I told you my God is strongest

That evening I receive text telling me to come for job interview. After jubilating.
One mind said go to nairaland and search of people have recieved this type of message.

Lo ànd behold that is how I found out it was Neolife scam.

My mama don dey call her sister dey dance say I don get new job miraculously after attending their church program.

She give me anointing oil to rub on my face before going to interview. Kaiiiii

She come dey stress me make i buy new shoe to impress the boss.
Imagine say I buy shoe to impress Neolife boss wey no get shoe

Waiting for the interview day until I found out it was Neolife scam.

The thing really broke me that Year

From the first day i attended a seminar that has to do with this stuff e.g Rain, GLND, MMM, FARFOR, la Buena Vida.etc about 13years ago...i knew it was a ponzi scheme and biggest Scam.