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Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Kalulu44: 7:18am On Nov 01, 2025
floss:
The success of this business is embedded in selling lies to people about benefiting a 100M naira package annually as a 5star diamond member… you will only be hearing that they have 16 Diamond members but no body have met them…

Even your so called super leader above you that brought you into the business of selling lies, claims to earn 5m naira every 6months he can’t even afford to enter a cab, his shoes will be worn out due to trekking.

Those people are not different from religious people that created hope of having a mansion waiting for them when they die.
Lolz! Their lies are out of this world
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Kalulu44: 7:28am On Nov 01, 2025
RollinTNDA:
Bro this people mess me up that year
I was jobless and broke ànd my mum force me to go to church for prayets to get new job.

After attending the church program.

The next day na so one tall dark babe in sun shades stop me for street. Say excuse me

She say if I can spare her some minutes
Next thing I hear is " you have cute lips"

Omo I was like my luck don shine today
Say God is working sharp sharp

She ask for my number and said her boss want to recruit new employees and she would like to recommend me to him.

Ahhhh my head wan burst 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I no even bother asking her questions
I just give her my number dey happy
She said I will receive text message

I ran home to spread the good news. Mumsi was like I told you my God is strongest grin

That evening I receive text telling me to come for job interview. After jubilating.
One mind said go to nairaland and search of people have recieved this type of message.

Lo ànd behold that is how I found out it was Neolife scam.

My mama don dey call her sister dey dance say I don get new job miraculously after attending their church program.

She give me anointing oil to rub on my face before going to interview. Kaiiiii

She come dey stress me make i buy new shoe to impress the boss.
Imagine say I buy shoe to impress Neolife boss wey no get shoe shocked shocked

Waiting for the interview day until I found out it was Neolife scam.

The thing really broke me that Year
"Imagine say I buy new shoe to impress neolife boss wey no get shoe" hahahaha, my Belle don burst with laugh.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by UrbaneHR: 7:29am On Nov 01, 2025
Gotocourt:
How can you be a distributor without stocking products?
That's the problem. The use of the word distributor is a misnomer here. Flip the word aand you will get a different meaning......as in spread the products.

In your everyday parlance the word distributor is synonymous with stocks. If you do that with a network marketing you are deflecting from the original plan and it could implode.

However in Nigeria and other third world countries we try to modify the system to suit our immediate profitability projections. Many group leaders also create intermediate holding warehouses where their downlines can access these products but note that they benefit more as the products give them greater business value (BV). That's how they get those Million Naira monthly cheques which they then have to plough back in to the business to restock.

This is drawn from my experience.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by UrbaneHR: 7:36am On Nov 01, 2025
Dronedude:
GM has spoken.

Make una no spoil business for person.

Abeg try dey share deodorant for una downliners e get why I dey talk. That will enhance the good model of the business.
Pls note that I am not a GNLD Distributor.....anymore. I was a distributor over 20 years ago. I still use some of their very wonderful products.

And by the way, several other network companies exist.and I patronise them as the need for their products arise.

The trick for me is that if I plan on using their products for a long time I resisted as a distributor so that I get the system discount. Jigsimur is one product that I buy monthly and share with my old parents and other friends and family.

Recently there are some stem cells products that have proven very effective. I patronise them too.

One thing you cannot take away from the network companies is the superiority of their products.

Just try simple product like Chelated Vitamin C from GNLD for a week and come back telling us your experience.

So far for me one the best products I ever came across is the Vitality Pack and the Phytodefence pack. The effect after a few hours is miraculous.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Kalulu44: 7:39am On Nov 01, 2025
brain54:
These people can trek...

I have encountered some Nigerians selling their products in Ghana recently. First was a girl that approached me somewhere to sell her products...it was late and she confided in me she and her friend( they sell in groups) came from Kumasi to Accra and where supposed to go back but hadn't made enough sales to go back they didn't have a place to sleep bla bla. Cute fair girl... but the way she was ozing I could tell she had been under the sun hustling since morning. I hate taking advantage of people so I gave them what I could and they left. I met her another time in a different city some time later. She don trek reach there.


Another Nigerian guy also approached me while I wanted to drive out on a different day asking I give him and his friend (another group) money so they could have something to eat as they hadn't made any sale from morning (it was also late night) i was just thinking in my head how people let people take advantage of them so easily.

I told him I didn't have any money at the spur of the moment (unlucky dude when I thought of it) immediately he left I felt bad and remorse for not helping and drove back looking for him but couldn't find him again.

I called the number he gave me but the number hasn't connected since then. I even tried the number yesterday to see if it would connect but still didn't go through.

Guy's name is Sammy and I assume he left back for Nigeria hence his number isn't connected!
In as much I like your sympathy for them but to me I have no such. Majority of them are just gullible. I used to be a commercial driver and I have given so many of them lift both from my heart and from passengers. But most of them missused it.
You won't believe I once offered a babe among them that came to preach their nonsense to me a job and promised to be given her 2k everyday for her t.fare and feeding for a month till she get her first salary.
She declined saying Neolife will soon make her go to America.
Till date she's still trekking and emanciating in the hope of going to America by Neolife.
According to her she has spend over 300k of her personal money on Neolife.
The truth is majority of them has been hypnotized if I can put it that way
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Kalulu44: 7:41am On Nov 01, 2025
Daniel058:
I get the bag ,am a distributor , but have never sold even 1product. .I use my position to buy products at discount prices 😂
Among the lamba they always give, hahahaha
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Olichoke: 7:41am On Nov 01, 2025
RollinTNDA:
Bro this people mess me up that year
I was jobless and broke ànd my mum force me to go to church for prayets to get new job.

After attending the church program.

The next day na so one tall dark babe in sun shades stop me for street. Say excuse me

She say if I can spare her some minutes
Next thing I hear is " you have cute lips"

Omo I was like my luck don shine today
Say God is working sharp sharp

She ask for my number and said her boss want to recruit new employees and she would like to recommend me to him.

Ahhhh my head wan burst 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I no even bother asking her questions
I just give her my number dey happy
She said I will receive text message

I ran home to spread the good news. Mumsi was like I told you my God is strongest grin

That evening I receive text telling me to come for job interview. After jubilating.
One mind said go to nairaland and search of people have recieved this type of message.

Lo ànd behold that is how I found out it was Neolife scam.

My mama don dey call her sister dey dance say I don get new job miraculously after attending their church program.

She give me anointing oil to rub on my face before going to interview. Kaiiiii

She come dey stress me make i buy new shoe to impress the boss.
Imagine say I buy shoe to impress Neolife boss wey no get shoe shocked shocked

Waiting for the interview day until I found out it was Neolife scam.

The thing really broke me that Year
Jokea aside.

Your mum deeply want your progress as a man
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by UrbaneHR: 7:47am On Nov 01, 2025
ikaboy:
Na them!

Humble submission indeed
No I am not for deception.

As stated earlier the promoters of GNLD and indeed other network marketing schemes are the ones that destroyed the business model all in a bid to grow fast and become high flying, well paid and vacation eligible distributors.

They conscripted hapless, very desperate Nigerians and trained them using very unwholesome approaches to motivate these recruits into practicing converts who regurgitate these unbelievable lies to prospects. Ultimately, it will be destroyed because the system is not designed to work that way.

I insist that is a very beautiful and functional model but it must be practiced the way it was designed.

By the way, my mum was a network marketer far back in the 70s as a Student in the UK. She sold Avon, Mary Kay and some other American Cosmetics brand. It was not done like this. I remember clearly how she and her Indian friend move around in the evenings trying to get other women to register and use the products.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by ejimatic: 8:17am On Nov 01, 2025
Chickenandchips:
Lady recounts experience with GNLD.



https://x.com/Hausa_girl/status/1983795100430831978?t=b23VMFljMVDJqrj5Bc-dDg&s=19[/quote]Nealife. GNLD etc are the same.
The more you work the more some people will be using you to enrich themselves.
They know how to cajole people and change their mind set on matters.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Gee64: 8:23am On Nov 01, 2025
Graduates who did 'copy and paste' to get a degree.🤣
wunmi590:
huh

The rich kids will think they are talking about presentation of award...

Ah, graduate don too suffer for this obodo Nigeria 😆
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Guyman02: 8:47am On Nov 01, 2025
SpencerForbes:
How I avoid these people - total scammers, man! Neolife almost got me when I was job hunting, big time!

Now whenever I run into them, I play it like I am interested, offer them a seat, let them talk for an hour or two, then I am lik, "No, not for me."

But gotta say, their ladies……….🤔😁😎
🚶‍♂️
Avoid wasting anyone's time, you add more pain to their distressed situation seeking for survival.
Anytime they come to me in a joint and I am not interested in buying their products, I offer them a sit, ask barman to give him/her a bottle of beer, if they say they don't want to drink I ask the barman to give them the cash equivalent and include in my bill
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by busahmbab: 8:48am On Nov 01, 2025
Lol! Koni ra igba fun won!
Davoneskay:
Only a Yoruba speaker will understand what she meant as 'it will not buy calabash for them."
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Nobody: 8:53am On Nov 01, 2025
Guyman02:
Avoid wasting anyone's time, you add more pain to their distressed situation seeking for survival.
Anytime they come to me in a joint and I am not interested in buying their products, I offer them a sit, ask barman to give him/her a bottle of beer, if they say they don't want to drink I ask the barman to give them the cash equivalent and include in my bill
Those people wasted my whole day. Lured me with fake job interview. I went there with high hopes thinking I’ve landed a job then I was directed into a hall with the same job interview scam.

I went there as early as 9am. Wasted my last 2k that I was supposed to use in feeding for transport. The stress of bus and even locating the place.

When it was like 4pm, I started hearing atassa. Then I knew I’ve lost. The b———-h even had the guts to tell me “looking at me, I don’t deserve a job worth 500k”🤧🤧🤧

I don’t want to reminisce on it. But if I’m less busy, I’ll waste their whole day and still camp their ladies.
🚶‍♂️
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by olatunjithomas(m): 9:06am On Nov 01, 2025
SpencerForbes:
How I avoid these people - total scammers, man! Neolife almost got me when I was job hunting, big time!

Now whenever I run into them, I play it like I am interested, offer them a seat, let them talk for an hour or two, then I am like, "No, not for me."

But gotta say, their ladies……….🤔😁😎
🚶‍♂️
Met a couple of their ladies at Ladipo Market. Hot girls , usually mass communication students from Ogun state higher institutions. They can talk till tomorrow .
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Towma(f): 9:33am On Nov 01, 2025
Kalulu44:
In as much I like your sympathy for them but to me I have no such. Majority of them are just gullible. I used to be a commercial driver and I have given so many of them lift both from my heart and from passengers. But most of them missused it.
You won't believe I once offered a babe among them that came to preach their nonsense to me a job and promised to be given her 2k everyday for her t.fare and feeding for a month till she get her first salary.
She declined saying Neolife will soon make her go to America.
Till date she's still trekking and emanciating in the hope of going to America by Neolife.
According to her she has spend over 300k of her personal money on Neolife.
The truth is majority of them has been hypnotized if I can put it that way
Would you have helped her for free without asking for sex in return? Just asking, no offense.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by EmmyMaestro(m): 10:37am On Nov 01, 2025
As I'm reading the stories and experiences, no be small laugh i de laugh for here

cheesy grin
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Kalulu44: 2:56pm On Nov 01, 2025
Towma:
Would you have helped her for free without asking for sex in return? Just asking, no offense.
She's not the only person I have help for free, I have help many of them both boys and girls.
But in her own case, she was staying in my area and she was someone I like and wanted to date. The way it disgust me seeing them trek and suffer on the road, is the way I also see her. So I thought offering her job and that incentives will make her leave that hypnotized gnld job. Yes for your question, I wanted to date her?
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by YoungLionken(m):
brain54:
These people can trek...

I have encountered some Nigerians selling their products in Ghana recently. First was a girl that approached me somewhere to sell her products...it was late and she confided in me she and her friend( they sell in groups) came from Kumasi to Accra and where supposed to go back but hadn't made enough sales to go back they didn't have a place to sleep bla bla. Cute fair girl... but the way she was ozing I could tell she had been under the sun hustling since morning. I hate taking advantage of people so I gave them what I could and they left. I met her another time in a different city some time later. She don trek reach there.


Another Nigerian guy also approached me while I wanted to drive out on a different day asking I give him and his friend (another group) money so they could have something to eat as they hadn't made any sale from morning (it was also late night) i was just thinking in my head how people let people take advantage of them so easily.

I told him I didn't have any money at the spur of the moment (unlucky dude when I thought of it) immediately he left I felt bad and remorse for not helping and drove back looking for him but couldn't find him again.

I called the number he gave me but the number hasn't connected since then. I even tried the number yesterday to see if it would connect but still didn't go through.

Guy's name is Sammy and I assume he left back for Nigeria hence his number isn't connected!
With the gurls you inexcusably gave and still wished you gave more. But when it was with the boys, you gave nothing but an excuse. Typical of most Nigerian men among us in this generation (even though you won't agree to it), when it comes to rendering a dire need or support to another brother. I mean, what's the point of you trying to reach out to him? If he were to survive on your help that fateful day, don't you think he would probably be manure to plants/animals by now??

Thank God say man nor be God...
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 01, 2025
YoungLionken:
With the gurls you inexcusably did and still wished you did more. But when it was with the boys, you gave nothing but an excuse. Typical of most Nigerian men among us in this generation (even though you won't agree to it), when it comes to rendering a dire need or support to another brother. I mean, what's the point of you trying to reach out to him? If he were to survive on your help that fateful day, don't you think he would probably be manure to plants/animals by now??

Thank God say man nor be God...
Be like na you be the broda because you Dey para on his behave😂😂😂 but you’ve got valid points. If men should start helping themselves more than ladies and I think we can also help the society at large. I believe once you help a guy automatically you’re helping a family.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by Testimony1988(m): 9:07pm On Nov 01, 2025
They are big time scammers.
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by whippersnapper(m): 9:39am On Nov 02, 2025
yad2eidi:
and some uselss naija guys take advantage of the girls sexually
Kai I remember Anita that year for Makurdi. Idoma girl. She been wan use doggy finish me. Her curves mad gan
Re: Lady Recounts Experience With Neolife (Photo) by coretechng1(m): 11:45am On Nov 03, 2025
Kalulu44:
In as much I like your sympathy for them but to me I have no such. Majority of them are just gullible. I used to be a commercial driver and I have given so many of them lift both from my heart and from passengers. But most of them missused it.
You won't believe I once offered a babe among them that came to preach their nonsense to me a job and promised to be given her 2k everyday for her t.fare and feeding for a month till she get her first salary. TRUE...OFFER THEM JOB IN CHEVRON THEY WONT TAKE.
She declined saying Neolife will soon make her go to America.
Till date she's still trekking and emanciating in the hope of going to America by Neolife.
According to her she has spend over 300k of her personal money on Neolife.
The truth is majority of them has been hypnotized if I can put it that way
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