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Hookup Inside Church Program by RollinTNDA(op): 7:34pm On Nov 12, 2025
Church girls are the best in bed. That holiness and prayers is just to fufil all righteousness.

So that she will be seen as a good girl
A girl that prays a lot. A good wife

Girls build their outside image which the public see and gets to know.
They also have that naughty side which very few guys get to see and taste.

All that holiness is for her public image
If you reason her well u go nack am that night
Church girls too sweet
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by otipoju(m): 3:14am On Nov 13, 2025
Na so Rhoda go collect every saturday. Either on her way to choir rehearsals or when she is returning from rehearsals.
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by HisaacPlus: 4:57am On Nov 13, 2025
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RollinTNDA:
Church girls are the best in bed. That holiness and prayers is just to fufil all righteousness.

So that she will be seen as a good girl
A girl that prays a lot. A good wife

Girls build their outside image which the public see and gets to know.
They also have that naughty side which very few guys get to see and taste.

All that holiness is for her public image
If you reason her well u go nack am that night
Church girls too sweet
Your submission is dead on arrival!
If that is what's obtainable from your environment -from your mother, aunts, sisters and cousins, that can't be used to judge every female soul attending church.
I am sorry if this revelation hits you bad 😞
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by lilsmart(m): 6:51am On Nov 13, 2025
Sunu!!! Submission analysis. PRO. for Church girls.
GNS 101 Critical thinking everybody's entitled to HIS/HER opinion. What were you doing in you 100 level. Go schoolyou go bank of school.


THE ONLY THING THAT WILL HIT HIS HEAD IS YOUR LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING. ZERO OVER HUNDRED
HisaacPlus:
I'm

Your submission is dead on arrival!
If that is what's obtainable from your environment -from your mother, aunts, sisters and cousins, that can't be used to judge every female soul attending church.
I am sorry if this revelation hits you bad 😞
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by ChizzyBuna(m): 6:58am On Nov 13, 2025
HisaacPlus:
I'm

Your submission is dead on arrival!
If that is what's obtainable from your environment -from your mother, aunts, sisters and cousins, that can't be used to judge every female soul attending church.
I am sorry if this revelation hits you bad 😞
why the thing dey pain you grin grin
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by BItt: 7:35am On Nov 13, 2025
Sexual desires are not limited to just men. Women have theirs too either in church or in the mosque
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by KingDashx(m): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2025
Bro ain't lie..
Fear church girls...

Did an experiment, I had a hookup girl and a church girl, I wanted to see who likes sex more, dude my P was starting to curve cause of the church girl, that girl can rideeeeee.
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by RollinTNDA(op): 9:40am On Nov 13, 2025
KingDashx:
Bro ain't lie..
Fear church girls...

Did an experiment, I had a hookup girl and a church girl, I wanted to see who likes sex more, dude my P was starting to curve cause of the church girl, that girl can rideeeeee.
many gurls are hypocrites. Know this and know peace
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by ayusco85(m): 9:56am On Nov 13, 2025
KingDashx:
Bro ain't lie..
Fear church girls...

Did an experiment, I had a hookup girl and a church girl, I wanted to see who likes sex more, dude my P was starting to curve cause of the church girl, that girl can rideeeeee.
You need to enroll in English classes
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by CandyOps(m): 10:11am On Nov 13, 2025
NL wasn’t like this years before. I think this feminism thing of the early 2000 gave rise to this dichotomy.

You guys are always bashing women even for things men openly engage in I mean it takes 2 to tango. I’m just saying
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by Meteng: 11:28am On Nov 13, 2025
otipoju:
Na so Rhoda go collect every saturday. Either on her way to choir rehearsals or when she is returning from rehearsals.
Same with Victoria, every choir rehearsal day, she must stop by and collect from my flatmate before getting there
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by KingDashx(m): 11:28am On Nov 13, 2025
ayusco85:
You need to enroll in English classes
nibba I got a BSC in statistics.. Don't think everyone here didn't go to school.

Na pure mathematics, your brain would definitely collapse🤣😂
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by Meteng: 11:28am On Nov 13, 2025
otipoju:
Na so Rhoda go collect every saturday. Either on her way to choir rehearsals or when she is returning from rehearsals.
Same with Victoria, every choir rehearsal day, she must stop by and collect from my flatmate before getting there.
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by RollinTNDA(op): 12:46pm On Nov 13, 2025
KingDashx:
nibba I got a BSC in statistics.. Don't think everyone here didn't go to school.

Na pure mathematics, your brain would definitely collapse🤣😂
So you want me to believe that your brain can understand complex mathematics but ordinary English you no fit writehuh grin grin
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by otipoju(m):
Meteng:
Same with Victoria, every choir rehearsal day, she must stop by and collect from my flatmate before getting there.
Later the girl tire...say what am I to you.

I say we are very very good friends that are helping each other to cure our physical needs.

Me wey no get one single future plan for her based on her not giving me a chance when i dey find work.

After I get better job finish she con dey form familiarity. Nobody teach am before she carry her leg run by herself.

I no kuku pursue am.
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by RollinTNDA(op): 3:30pm On Nov 13, 2025
otipoju:
Later the girl tire...say what am I to you.

I say we are very very good friends that are helping each other to cure our physical needs.


Me wey no get one single future plan for her based on her not giving me a chance when i dey find work. I get better job finish she con dey form familiarity.
wait grin grin so she reject you at first then when you come get work. Na then she open her Jerusalem grin grin

See in this life, if you want to enjoy pussy to the maximum just have money.
Broo!!!!! Forget all these preaching women do saying you can't buy them with money. Big Lie

90% of sll women in this Nigeria will open leg if you involve money.
No woman is above Temptation
Unless the woman has more money than you are offering. You can knack any girl in this world if you give her the right price.
You will hear " I don't normally do this" boom they begin to suck you dry give you mad bj hanjbob and warm cocchie.

Bible said it best
MONEY ANSWERETH ALL THINGS

Women blood are drawn to money and comfort. The guy that slept with over 300 women in equatorial guinea was the head of their Financial minister who was in charge of handling the country finance and budget.

You see where this is going...
Finance Boss using money and power to sleep with over 300 women.

King Solomon had so much wealth and over 300 women were his concubines. Think about it

Now see Ned Nwoko
If that man had no money at all
Do you think Regina Daniels are beauty star will marry a 61 year old Ned that has no money?? Be truthfully honest.
It is impossible impossicant.
It was his money that made Regina blood to rush and both her and her mother driven by the money plan everything.

MONEY = COUNTLESS WOMEN

Just hustle now, u go knxck till you tire
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by KingDashx(m): 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2025
RollinTNDA:
So you want me to believe that your brain can understand complex mathematics but ordinary English you no fit writehuh grin grin
baba you are a hater... If e easy go study am... You dey call English ordinary, come solve complex maths, if you no go shyt for trouser😂🤣
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by RollinTNDA(op): 8:32pm On Nov 13, 2025
KingDashx:
baba you are a hater... If e easy go study am... You dey call English ordinary, come solve complex maths, if you no go shyt for trouser😂🤣
see this one. Me wey hate mathsstill get 85/100 for further maths angry Blast English A1

Imagine say I put interested I for become professor of mathematics by now
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by otipoju(m): 8:50pm On Nov 13, 2025
RollinTNDA:
wait grin grin so she reject you at first then when you come get work. Na then she open her Jerusalem grin grin

See in this life, if you want to enjoy pussy to the maximum just have money.
Broo!!!!! Forget all these preaching women do saying you can't buy them with money. Big Lie

90% of sll women in this Nigeria will open leg if you involve money.
No woman is above Temptation
Unless the woman has more money than you are offering. You can knack any girl in this world if you give her the right price.
You will hear " I don't normally do this" boom they begin to suck you dry give you mad bj hanjbob and warm cocchie.

Bible said it best
MONEY ANSWERETH ALL THINGS

Women blood are drawn to money and comfort. The guy that slept with over 300 women in equatorial guinea was the head of their Financial minister who was in charge of handling the country finance and budget.

You see where this is going...
Finance Boss using money and power to sleep with over 300 women.

King Solomon had so much wealth and over 300 women were his concubines. Think about it

Now see Ned Nwoko
If that man had no money at all
Do you think Regina Daniels are beauty star will marry a 61 year old Ned that has no money?? Be truthfully honest.
It is impossible impossicant.
It was his money that made Regina blood to rush and both her and her mother driven by the money plan everything.

MONEY = COUNTLESS WOMEN

Just hustle now, u go knxck till you tire
As she draw back the first time, I tell my boy sey I go get the girl and I go waste her time.

If woman reject you, no just vex and try keep the lines of communication open.

Na you go still get wetin you want and discard if you so wish.
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by RollinTNDA(op): 9:08pm On Nov 13, 2025
otipoju:
As she draw back the first time, I tell my boy sey I go get the girl and I go waste her time.

If woman reject you, no just vex and try keep the lines of communication open.

Na you go still get wetin you want and discard if you so wish.
broo e get girl wey disgrace me still come cast me to her friends.
Do you know that same girl ended up dating me for 2 years. Babe enede up being mad in love with me
Girl wey I woo up to 4 times she reject me anytime I jam am I still shoot shot grin cheesy
Later she confided in me that me not taking the rejection made me look sexy that I'm very confident and that turns her on.
Women are just different creatures I swear grin

If to say I walk out and no look back na so that onw for don go..
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by KingDashx(m): 9:38pm On Nov 13, 2025
RollinTNDA:
see this one. Me wey hate mathsstill get 85/100 for further maths angry Blast English A1

Imagine say I put interested I for become professor of mathematics by now
I dey talk better complex maths, go ask anybody wey dey study statistics for uni hafa.. no be all this secondary school maths.
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by otipoju(m): 3:50am On Nov 14, 2025
RollinTNDA:
broo e get girl wey disgrace me still come cast me to her friends.
Do you know that same girl ended up dating me for 2 years. Babe enede up being mad in love with me
Girl wey I woo up to 4 times she reject me anytime I jam am I still shoot shot grin cheesy
Later she confided in me that me not taking the rejection made me look sexy that I'm very confident and that turns her on.
Women are just different creatures I swear grin

If to say I walk out and no look back na so that onw for don go..
A man must not be too too emotional with women actions . Even them don't fully understand what they want.

She might be madly in love today and be your worst enemy tomorrow. She may dislike you with passion today and can't do without you tomorrow.

Just stay open minded and be prepared for the worst and don't get roo carried away when things are going fine.

Always be ready
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by Meteng: 9:31am On Nov 14, 2025
otipoju:
Later the girl tire...say what am I to you.

I say we are very very good friends that are helping each other to cure our physical needs.


Me wey no get one single future plan for her based on her not giving me a chance when i dey find work. I get better job finish she con dey form familiarity.
You sabi the drill. One odeku for you
Re: Hookup Inside Church Program by Meedon: 4:35pm On Nov 14, 2025
Churchesss na business centre na

All those righteousness and holiness na acting.
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