₦airaland Forum

Dimaya:
Hmmm. I wish you well with this your letter.

Obasanjo wrote worse.

SuperOnyi:




Still relevant...Sad!

lovediehatelive:
Bro, I'm following your diary thread and I must commend your efforts!

Keep it up. Just wondering, which niche are you into on tube

SuperOnyi:



Storytelling, boss.
I don't respond to questions like this but just trying to help. If you're in KDP, you'd know why, but I did, anyway.

MORIERA:
Just wondering if you still remember me
Good evening

SuperOnyi:




Not sure, boss. Good morning.

SuperOnyi:




Dear Nigerian Politicians,


I hope you all had productive week full of all the good things I can only imagine. As years pass by, I find myself alienated by the state of this great nation — my mental health has become akin to a dirty rag, I've shed tears as I suffocate but God forbid SuperOnyi ends up as a statistics—one that isn't even entirely correct.

And with the transitions I've gone through over the years, if I write down my raw thoughts, the same thing that happened to Nnamdi Azikiwe (replace the last name with Kanu) would surely happen to me; and I might be un-alived before the cock crows.

I've been called unpatriotic and crazy because I've always had a different and "weird" view of this country which can be described as anything but great. A wise Nairalander once said "you can never bet against Nigeria and lose" and this words keep manifesting like a prophecy.

I remember how "patriotic" I used to be, even as a kid, I can still feel the adrenaline of patriotism that flowed through my veins and how I'd stand like a soldier any time the national anthem was being recited. It felt good to have something I'd readily give my life too, but I keep wondering if any of you feel the same patriotism.

Do you feel motivated to make your country great like these western countries you visit?

Do you feel ashamed that your country is still in a state of absurdity when you visit other countries?

How come you believe in our educational system so much that your children are all abroad or study in private institution a poor man like SuperOnyi can only masturbate to but never enter?

I'm only a reasonable human, isn't it right that I should ask the right questions? There are just too many things that won't sit well with any reasonable human. I can't even enjoy my egusi soup and akpu anymore without being affected by your wrong actions.

What do I do?
I've prayed uncountable times already!
I've remained a good citizen!
I've hustled legitimately!
Even Mama Sadiya would confirm, I never touch even her mountainous mammary glands without her permission. God knows how much I love big boobs!

But unfortunately, the entire system is just so crooked than the veins in my gbola. Can you blame me for demanding for right governance? It's just too hard to be a Nigerian when I'm confronted everyday by insecurity, hardship, and other abnormalities like a LovePeddler spreading her legs just so she can push you into a bottomless pit.

I look at other countries, how much progress they've made through strong leadership and blueprint, and I'm forced to wondered if apartheid South Africa was right when they said people who look like me can not rule themselves.

I keep fantasizing of a country where my safety could at least be 89% guaranteed, then we can think of good roads, strong educational system, hospitals, and etc.

My mind must be watching too much telemundo.

But God gave me a brain and you expect me not to use or throw it in the trashcan, I've been frustrated all because of your actions; spare me those lies you tell, I'm not listening to them! You no longer hid your horrible and corrupt ways, it's clear enough that my friend Maikudi a blind beggar has been feeling the heat all his life.

I used to believe in "1 Nigeria" so much I wrote a song about it when I was just 10 but it was a mission I had to abort for the sake of my insanity — how can Mama Aisha who's 60 years old be shouting "up Nepa" all her life and Aisha is doing the same now?

Next time, anyone tells me anything about voting; I swear I'm biting off their tongue. A lot of people still believe Nigeria needs to be over 400 years old like America to get it right, I'm not surprised, Nigerians are so dúmb they were locked up in 2020 pandemic and their relief materials confiscated.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful or adding salt to injury but merely pointing my fingers at a mad woman who doesn't know she's insane.

I'm tired of hearing foolish words like "pray for this country", so I'm supposed to close my eyes and keep praying for years until you all decide to stop looting and do the right thing — you might as well, ask me to choke myself to death.

If you really care, show the proof by doing right things like:

1. Withdrawing all your kids studying in abroad and bringing them to government institutions.

2. Declare all your assets and the sources.
3. Withdraw all the security personnels around you and houses.
4. Relocate Aso Rock to Borno state.
5. Restructure the country and conduct a referendum.

I know this must be hard decisions to make, I wonder how you would react when you see all of my requests.

After you oblige to these requests, do to me as you please, if I ever open my pussy eating mouth to complain again. I truly cannot stand the fact that Nigeria was fairly better during the colonial rule and that you all have millions of dollars stashed away in invisible bank accounts, while I can't even afford to eat a decent meal.

I have never had the opportunities a lot of you had during the 1960s or the ones your kids are enjoying now. I'm currently at a stage where my view—that this country is irredeemable—keeps getting reinforced every morning I wake up with an erection strong enough to keep the economy standing.

This stage isn't easy for me; my revolutionary anger building up, and the hatred getting stronger than the love in my heart.

Lastly, I ask the same question a great thinker Hopsin asked in his song—man, what if Jesus was a facade; then, that would mean the government is god?

That would be mean, we would never get to experience all we keep praying to God to do for us even when we have a government:

Constant power supply,
good roads,
strong educational system,
good hospitals,
security,
and etc...

What do we have to beg God for everything in this country when he has given us the same brain he gave to South Koreans and Singaporeans?

I'm done with bothering myself about the state of this country, I was born to live and not kill myself with worries, if you all care for the country then you prove it but until then, you can do as you wish.

I'll be damned if I waste my life thinking about the future of country that even those at the realm of power couldn't care less about her future. I will spend more time doing the things I love and devouring the labia minoras and labia majoras of this world once I master my superpower of a rigor mortis pènis.

Yours sincerely,
SuperOnyi.

Philosopher1979:
See Boko haram started for reasons like this. Mohammed Yusuf (the founder of Boko haram) rallied against government corruption, the poverty in the country, neo colonialism, the fact that our leaders are stooges of western imperialism and were stealing our resources. However, he just used it to promote Islamic estremism and radicalism. So Boko haram is actually a people movement to emmancioate the common man in the North from the tyranny of the leaders.
This is why terrorism in Northern Nigeria is difficult to stop.
In the first place it is caused by the corruption and incompetency of the government and the faulty colonial foundation of Nigeria.