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Yesterday church was one I will never forget
It thought me a lot about life

Catholic church towards the end of the mass
A rich man came out to do donation.
What should have taken highest 5 mins
The man took microphone and spoke for almost 40 minutes

Talking irrelevant stories about him and the church, bragging about his son in Ireland.

The funny thing is the congregation wanted to go home because the weather was looking like rain will soon fall. They were clapping for him to finish and leave the altar.
Omo the rich man no gree

He was just yapping and yapping and the priest was just looking helplessly the catchiest wan use style remind the man of time.
The rich man no send , he was just yapping.

At the end he donated 4 cows and 500k to church.

As soon as mass end. Heavy rain begin pour
Rich man enter him jeep zoom off
Congregation wey use leg come rain beat them wetin no good while rich man that held them hostage don run with him AC jeep

If he had done the donation in 5 mins the church for end earlier and people go reach house before the heavy rain.

Man dey chill inside him Jeep with AC dey watch the congregation he kept hostage for 40 minutes trekking under heavy rain

They're quick to attack other demoninations.

The rain was cleansing them and preparing them for 2026...

ChizzyBuna:
Yesterday church was one I will never forget
It thought me a lot about life

Catholic church towards the end of the mass
A rich man came out to do donation.
What should have taken highest 5 mins
The man took microphone and spoke for almost 40 minutes

Talking irrelevant stories about him and the church, bragging about his son in Ireland.

The funny thing is the congregation wanted to go home because the weather was looking like rain will soon fall. They were clapping for him to finish and leave the altar.
Omo the rich man no gree

He was just yapping and yapping and the priest was just looking helplessly the catchiest wan use style remind the man of time.
The rich man no send , he was just yapping.

At the end he donated 4 cows and 500k to church.

As soon as mass end. Heavy rain begin pour
Rich man enter him jeep zoom off
Congregation wey use leg come rain beat them wetin no good while rich man that held them hostage don run with him AC jeep

If he had done the donation in 5 mins the church for end earlier and people go reach house before the heavy rain.

If you can't mention the Church & Location, your story is fabricated.

I beg, e no easy to get money. If una no get money,una go get time.

You know how much 1 cow be?

Allow the man feel him self.

Churches worship money 💰 No matter the category the church belongs to.

That’s why we keep chasing the bag na the man turn make he enjoy. If e reach your turn, use 10 seconds donate 5 million

I blame the congregation for being there listening to irrelevant stories...


I for don move since. When I know where I'm going to is far and the rain is coming.


I don't have time for those sort of things... you can't force me to sit and listen to stories I don't want to or have to hear!

ChizzyBuna:
Yesterday church was one I will never forget
It thought me a lot about life

Catholic church towards the end of the mass
A rich man came out to do donation.
What should have taken highest 5 mins
The man took microphone and spoke for almost 40 minutes

Talking irrelevant stories about him and the church, bragging about his son in Ireland.

The funny thing is the congregation wanted to go home because the weather was looking like rain will soon fall. They were clapping for him to finish and leave the altar.
Omo the rich man no gree

He was just yapping and yapping and the priest was just looking helplessly the catchiest wan use style remind the man of time.
The rich man no send , he was just yapping.

At the end he donated 4 cows and 500k to church.

As soon as mass end. Heavy rain begin pour
Rich man enter him jeep zoom off
Congregation wey use leg come rain beat them wetin no good while rich man that held them hostage don run with him AC jeep

If he had done the donation in 5 mins the church for end earlier and people go reach house before the heavy rain.

I love this gist , I swear. The story even end with sweet lessons

yomi007k:
I beg, e no easy to get money. If una no get money,una go get time.

You know how much 1 cow be?

Allow the man feel him self.

Omo the funny thing be say he waited till he finished telling all his stories to give the donation

If they vex him, him go carry him cow and 500k go back house

SpencerForbes:
That’s why we keep chasing the bag na the man turn make he enjoy. If e reach your turn, use 10 seconds donate 5 million

I swear

I go lock church gate
Give them 2 hours history on my journey from grass to grace. ..

Goo0dHardDick:
Churches worship money 💰 No matter the category the church belongs to.

if you are the priest.
Dem no born you well to go interrupt rich man wey wan give you 4 cows plus 500k.

The priest sed was just smiling as congregation was grumbling.
The rich man no even send anybody
He took his time and told long stories
Keeping the whole church in hostage
That's power in display.

That was one of the funniest moments I won't ever forget.

brain54:
I blame the congregation for being there listening to irrelevant stories...


I for don move since. When I know where I'm going to is far and the rain is coming.


I don't have time for those sort of things... you can't force me to sit and listen to stories I don't want to or have to hear!

Some people actually left.
It got to a point they started clapping for him so he can go but the man no even send

But in general catholics do not leave church until the final prayer and blessing from the priest.
If you leave without this then you literally didn't attend church. U just wasted your time

So as a Catholic you have to wait till final blessings before you can go.
The man took that opportunity

gunners160:
I love this gist , I swear. The story even end with sweet lessons

for me it just show how powerful money really is.

No poor man can keep a church hostage till he finish talking whenever he wants. That's power

That's why I like myself.. you can't hold me hostage there. I go don pack my bible and my family and waka comot there asap.

Well, las las, work hard to have money sha. Then value your time.

brain54:
I blame the congregation for being there listening to irrelevant stories...


I for don move since. When I know where I'm going to is far and the rain is coming.


I don't have time for those sort of things... you can't force me to sit and listen to stories I don't want to or have to hear!

you know whether he wan share money and cows to everyone in attendance? 😆

Kingsasian:
you know whether he wan share money and cows to everyone in attendance?

Even Dangote cannot try it.

thrillionaire:
That's why I like myself.. you can't hold me hostage there. I go don pack my bible and my family and waka comot there asap.

Well, las las, work hard to have money sha. Then value your time.

CHRISTIANITY IS A SCAM BRUH

Well, you cant catch me in that kind of congregation, because if I was there and saw that he wasnt saying anything relevance and he was wasting time, I would just stand up and left, dem no born any usher well make him stop me from leaving, am talking from experience 😂

BAILMONEY:
CHRISTIANITY IS A SCAM BRUH

Well, it depends on the way you understand and practice it.

thrillionaire:
Well, it depends on the way you understand and practice it.

How else do you want me to understand and practice it

Christ said that he was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel

You Christians said that he was lying, that he was sent to the mankind


How else do you want me to understand and practice Christianity

ChizzyBuna:
Yesterday church was one I will never forget
It thought me a lot about life

Catholic church towards the end of the mass
A rich man came out to do donation.
What should have taken highest 5 mins
The man took microphone and spoke for almost 40 minutes

Talking irrelevant stories about him and the church, bragging about his son in Ireland.

The funny thing is the congregation wanted to go home because the weather was looking like rain will soon fall. They were clapping for him to finish and leave the altar.
Omo the rich man no gree

He was just yapping and yapping and the priest was just looking helplessly the catchiest wan use style remind the man of time.
The rich man no send , he was just yapping.

At the end he donated 4 cows and 500k to church.

As soon as mass end. Heavy rain begin pour
Rich man enter him jeep zoom off
Congregation wey use leg come rain beat them wetin no good while rich man that held them hostage don run with him AC jeep

If he had done the donation in 5 mins the church for end earlier and people go reach house before the heavy rain.

This is funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How l wish you could see how I'm laughing hard at what you wrote eh, anyway I don't have anything to do with church nowdays, l pray in my house and read my Bible even if it's the same verse l read everyday

BAILMONEY:
How else do you want me to understand and practice it

Christ said that he was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel

You Christians said that he was lying, that he was sent to the mankind


How else do you want me to understand and practice Christianity

Baba I nor fit begin explain so it's alright then way you feel about this. I understand what I understand.

If e reach your turn, collect the mic

SpencerForbes:
That’s why we keep chasing the bag na the man turn make he enjoy. If e reach your turn, use 10 seconds donate 5 million

aswaear no time