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LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Morbeta11(op): 5:26pm On Dec 13, 2025
LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Necessary Equipment” He Provided For The Security Unit To F!ght Insecurity.
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LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Necessary Equipment” He Provided For The Security Unit To Fight Insecurity.

The X post by @obaofph01
satirically highlights Ntiedo Effiong Usoro, Chairman of Essien Udim LGA in Akwa Ibom State, presenting basic items like machetes, raincoats, gumboots, and torchlights as "necessary equipment" for a local security unit combating insecurity.

This provision draws widespread online mockery, as the gear appears ill-suited for confronting armed threats prevalent in Nigeria's Niger Delta region, where vigilante groups often face better-equipped criminals.

The viral thread underscores ongoing governance critiques in Nigeria, with replies emphasising the equipment's inadequacy—such as machetes versus rifles—amid rising calls for federal support in community policing.

Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by lordm(m): 5:44pm On Dec 13, 2025
Don't make me laugh. What will this do against people with AKs
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by SpaceX: 5:50pm On Dec 13, 2025
This guys have no shame, politicians spend more time on themselves than their duty post..
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by callmeDDD: 6:09pm On Dec 13, 2025
We may mock them but remember law limited them to carry any sophisticated weapons now. Just wait, let them actualize state police and forest guards , and give full state and lg autonomy to take control of their security structures, then you will know the length they can go to protect their people. He who buys this, will buy greater one later.
At least this one will kill rats that always disturb farmers during farming. They are terrorists too..😂😂
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by NLandIsHypocrit: 6:10pm On Dec 13, 2025
SpaceX:
This guys have no shame, politicians spend more time on themselves than their duty post..
God knows that' me as LGA Chairman, I rather not do anything at all than stoop so low without any shame. That man is not just a f o o l but a useless one.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by NetbizBoss: 6:10pm On Dec 13, 2025
It a shame. Total shame. This man behave as if we are in the 1930th. It a pity this kind of people are in the position of authority
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by NetbizBoss: 6:12pm On Dec 13, 2025
That old security man if you shout at him at night he will leave the matchet and run for dear life
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Flangelo12: 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2025
NetbizBoss:
That old security man if you shout at him at night he will leave the matchet and run for dear life
Or just faint.

grin
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Flangelo12: 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2025
Context matters in everything, though.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by lilsmart(m): 6:52pm On Dec 13, 2025
Please he should only employs family and close friends. 🙏


E get Y
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by lilsmart(m): 6:55pm On Dec 13, 2025
The Irony of this is that even his clothe Is worth more than the equipment.
It might be funny but it's sad Very sad
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by SmartPolician: 8:22pm On Dec 13, 2025
This local government chairman sef

I no go insult you because you be person papa grin
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Vicotex(m): 8:22pm On Dec 13, 2025
Wetin be this, abeg wetin be this?

I fit count how many boots and raincoat wey dey there.
Na my grandpapa age mate wan enter bush dey find bandits?

Naija and drama
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by oluwaseyi0: 8:22pm On Dec 13, 2025
Clowns in power
Old fickle men with touch lights to face fulani herdsmen with AK47
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by ZombieTAMER: 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2025
This is what Tinubu and APc have reduced Nigeria to

A laughing stock
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by reiddecuti: 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2025
These accidental politicians have really succeeded in turning this country into a circus 🎪


And billions will be claimed to be budgeted for it.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by ignis: 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2025
Can you imagine the unseriousness in fighting insecurity in the state?
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by OriOko88(m): 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2025
Niger delta youths are the most docile youths in this country. I've never seen seen them lead a major protest before. Just give them crumbs and take away their future,they no go complain. Their governors just dey over ride them anyhow
Na only alcohol and cultism dem good at
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by 12345baba(m): 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2025
Hahahahaha, when there governor na groove man , olingo general what do you expect?
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by LithiumSupplier: 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2025
Very stvpid man... How this man thinks in head is something that cannot be studied.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by 1x2x3: 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2025
Good! Now make those guys his personal security guys.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Cmanforall: 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2025
Morbeta11:
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LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Necessary Equipment” He Provided For The Security Unit To Fight Insecurity.

The X post by @obaofph01
satirically highlights Ntiedo Effiong Usoro, Chairman of Essien Udim LGA in Akwa Ibom State, presenting basic items like machetes, raincoats, gumboots, and torchlights as "necessary equipment" for a local security unit combating insecurity.

This provision draws widespread online mockery, as the gear appears ill-suited for confronting armed threats prevalent in Nigeria's Niger Delta region, where vigilante groups often face better-equipped criminals.

The viral thread underscores ongoing governance critiques in Nigeria, with replies emphasising the equipment's inadequacy—such as machetes versus rifles—amid rising calls for federal support in community policing.
Please OP, can you move this to Joke section?

Thank you
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by tobenuel(m): 8:25pm On Dec 13, 2025
Toh the man tried. insecurity get levels. the insecurity levels in Borno is not the same with that of AKS which just need vigilante community watch
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by jmoore(m): 8:25pm On Dec 13, 2025
The audacity to even pose for a camera.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by fasho01(m): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2025
I am ashamed for him🤦🏾‍♂️

Not even useful for hunting snails let alone fight insecurity
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Ibelearner(m): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2025
grin grin grin grin grin
Comedians and unserious people full this tinubu administration
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Klington: 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2025
Clueless people everywhere.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by christejames(m): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2025
At least better than Tinubu that has never equipped the police force
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Cmanforall: 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2025
lordm:
Don't make me laugh. What will this do against people with AKs
This man will handle them
He’s battle-ready
grin

Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Mattswaggz: 8:27pm On Dec 13, 2025
Comedians really full goes government for this country sha. cheesy
.....on a lighter note him try pass that clueless one for Abj sha.
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by SmellingAnus(m): 8:27pm On Dec 13, 2025
Let's see the edit


Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section
Re: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by Nextjs: 8:27pm On Dec 13, 2025
You can see that they don't care about insecurity.

If its to buy jeep they will remember bullet proof jeep.
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