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9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by enemyofprogress(op): 7:33pm On Dec 14, 2025
9 Different Types Of H00kups in Nigeria Currently:

1. The tradtional ones: Also known as ashaw0, where they stand on the roadside, along ChopRite, or along a club or hotel awaiting their customers

These sets of girls has sold their shame, very rude, very pride and very cheap.

2. The social media ones: These ones post their market on social media like snapchats, tiktok and others. Most of them have friends that can easily catch them if they do the traditional one

When you message these ones, they h@te conversation, they love it when you are direct with them. Some like coming to the house rather than hotels.. it makes them feel like they are not doing h00kup.

You can also find these types of dating apps too

3. The 4- man army ones: These set of girls strategistically select the few men they will be sleeping with for money. They don't easily add to their list unless you suit their criteria.

Their list consist of guys who has gisted them for relationship but then she insisted on a money for segg type sh!t. Most the guys here, she has good conversation and relationship with them, so she feels she is in a relationhip.

She can also openly call the guys "her friends" from childhood, from school and becasue they are few, the society doesn't code that she is into h00kup. Only her knows what she is doing.

The catch this one, she is always saying, I don't do relationship. Mind you, these type is more popular and alot of the guys she is with thinks he is the only one.

4. The "Friends with benefits" ones: These girls are interested in bestie, "I don't have female friends" rubb!sh. Most of the guys she is doing this with are her exes or guys who gisted her and she slept with them in talking stage.

Most of the girls doing this has "a main boyfriend" that she showcase to the world meanwhile her benefit friends are "just a friend".

These guys can be giving her money, food, experience, good segg as benefits. They also can have 3-4 guys for benefits while they are madly in love with their boyfriend.

5. The expensive ones: These girls are very smart and also of "Odogwu" end up marrying them.

They don't dress too indecent to call them ashaw0 but decent and very expensive. Their aim is to get guys who are rich and f00lish to come for them.

They focus on guys with an ego problem that want to prove he has money. They only sleep with the rich guys unless hungry beat them.

One noticable traits of them is that they don't have any guy they have slept with around... they alway play far away matches to keep the slate clean.

6. The easy ones: These are the most stup!d set of girls...they say it is love but any small attention and money you give them, they will open legs...

Some of them are not poor but mostly girls that were locked inside house for a long time. Their sense don go.

These ones can come to your house to charge and with small AC, she is gone. Funny part is these girls mostly have rich boyfriend.

7. The sugar daddy ones: The special thing about this one is that if you can be their friend who give good advice, you will enjoy both money and opueh.

Their focus is their father's age. They call it free money because old men no dey last. So as their friend, na you go dey help them with the rest.

They are mostly from rich families pimping their father's friends for each other.

8. The "open relationship style" ones: These girls want relationship but want it open.

She doesn't care about your doings with other girls as long as she received her cut..

You can only get them with relationship and attention but after that, they want to be free to knack others..

9. The "relationship" ones: These is the most popular one. It is a relationship but you pay for segg. She ask for something every time before you knack. Her value is segg and nothing more.

Note: All these girls are still after money but some have family members and friends so they can't do it openly...


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Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by FriendsAndFans(m): 7:39pm On Dec 14, 2025
You are truly a man of experience grin
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by muyico(m): 8:04pm On Dec 14, 2025
seems likes you dey patronize them??
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Nobody: 8:41pm On Dec 14, 2025
Which one sweeter pass between ashawo wey dey for brothel and normal hookup babe
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Nobody: 8:45pm On Dec 14, 2025
Normal hookup dey charge me 30k while ashawo from brothel dey charge me 2k
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Skj13777: 8:48pm On Dec 14, 2025
How about the ones that leave beyond their salary only to have different boyfriends to pay for different responsibilities.
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by BigYash: 9:38pm On Dec 14, 2025
Is he trying to say all our nowadays girl are all into hookups? Because every Nigerian girl fits into one or more groups there.. Wtf
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Wealthyonos(m): 10:40pm On Dec 14, 2025
The way you understand this topic inside out, if you understand business like that eh, Dangote go be your student oooo. But no, you have chosen your path and I respect it.
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Olive4570: 10:48pm On Dec 14, 2025
You bad ooo asin u just know all the format nice one
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by enemyofprogress(op): 12:08am On Dec 15, 2025
Inshame3:
Which one sweeter pass between ashawo wey dey for brothel and normal hookup babe
the one for hotel better pass. Dem dey protect themselves very well sotey dem get quack doctors wey dey take care of dem. Those hookup girls na gonorrhea and seafilis full their body.
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Walezy2020: 3:58am On Dec 15, 2025
enemyofprogress:
the one for hotel better pass. Dem dey protect themselves very well sotey dem get quack doctors wey dey take care of dem. Those hookup girls na gonorrhea and seafilis full their body.
lol no be only seafilis even riverfilis join Hmmmm money & women don carry us go where we no know
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by lazkizz: 7:30am On Dec 15, 2025
Wealthyonos:
The way you understand this topic inside out, if you understand business like that eh, Dangote go be your student oooo. But no, you have chosen your path and I respect it.
bro is
A Prof on this topic
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by kiddaz: 8:00am On Dec 15, 2025
BigYash:
Is he trying to say all our nowadays girl are all into hookups? Because every Nigerian girl fits into one or more groups there.. Wtf
Ohh you were not informed grin
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by kiddaz: 8:04am On Dec 15, 2025
10. The working ones who may have very good paying jobs but always pushed by greed to seduce, open legs for the top bosses and use the puzzzay to climb up the corporate ladder until they get to the topmost top
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by BigYash: 8:24am On Dec 15, 2025
kiddaz:
Ohh you were not informed grin
grin
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by floss(m): 8:42am On Dec 15, 2025
This guy needs to be arrested… bro you missed out two groups

The almajiri group and

Their mom swallowed shovel group (always having excuses anytime they come around you)
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by LordIsaac(m): 11:54am On Dec 15, 2025
The attached pictures, as well as every word in the article, are apt! Kudos OP...and many of them begin from a very young age.
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Adewale1603(m): 12:25pm On Dec 15, 2025
Men are into hookups too. Not only ladies. Or you've not heard of men that renders sex service to older women and get paid
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Snow2six(m): 1:26pm On Dec 15, 2025
Carry ur own pen and jotter write about man own. For now allow us face this one


Adewale1603:
Men are into hookups too. Not only ladies. Or you've not heard of men that renders sex service to older women and get paid
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Exceed15: 1:48pm On Dec 15, 2025
Omo u go fear break down
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by Kaymicheal852: 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2025
[quote author=enemyofprogress post=137795259]9 Different Types Of H00kups in Nigeria Currently:

1. The tradtional ones: Also known as ashaw0, where they stand on the roadside, along ChopRite, or along a club or hotel awaiting their customers

These sets of girls has sold their shame, very rude, very pride and very cheap.

2. The social media ones: These ones post their market on social media like snapchats, tiktok and others. Most of them have friends that can easily catch them if they do the traditional one

When you message these ones, they h@te conversation, they love it when you are direct with them. Some like coming to the house rather than hotels.. it makes them feel like they are not doing h00kup.

You can also find these types of dating apps too

3. The 4- man army ones: These set of girls strategistically select the few men they will be sleeping with for money. They don't easily add to their list unless you suit their criteria.

Their list consist of guys who has gisted them for relationship but then she insisted on a money for segg type sh!t. Most the guys here, she has good conversation and relationship with them, so she feels she is in a relationhip.

She can also openly call the guys "her friends" from childhood, from school and becasue they are few, the society doesn't code that she is into h00kup. Only her knows what she is doing.

The catch this one, she is always saying, I don't do relationship. Mind you, these type is more popular and alot of the guys she is with thinks he is the only one.

4. The "Friends with benefits" ones: These girls are interested in bestie, "I don't have female friends" rubb!sh. Most of the guys she is doing this with are her exes or guys who gisted her and she slept with them in talking stage.

Most of the girls doing this has "a main boyfriend" that she showcase to the world meanwhile her benefit friends are "just a friend".

These guys can be giving her money, food, experience, good segg as benefits. They also can have 3-4 guys for benefits while they are madly in love with their boyfriend.

5. The expensive ones: These girls are very smart and also of "Odogwu" end up marrying them.

They don't dress too indecent to call them ashaw0 but decent and very expensive. Their aim is to get guys who are rich and f00lish to come for them.

They focus on guys with an ego problem that want to prove he has money. They only sleep with the rich guys unless hungry beat them.

One noticable traits of them is that they don't have any guy they have slept with around... they alway play far away matches to keep the slate clean.

6. The easy ones: These are the most stup!d set of girls...they say it is love but any small attention and money you give them, they will open legs...

Some of them are not poor but mostly girls that were locked inside house for a long time. Their sense don go.

These ones can come to your house to charge and with small AC, she is gone. Funny part is these girls mostly have rich boyfriend.

7. The sugar daddy ones: The special thing about this one is that if you can be their friend who give good advice, you will enjoy both money and opueh.

Their focus is their father's age. They call it free money because old men no dey last. So as their friend, na you go dey help them with the rest.

They are mostly from rich families pimping their father's friends for each other.

8. The "open relationship style" ones: These girls want relationship but want it open.

She doesn't care about your doings with other girls as long as she received her cut..

You can only get them with relationship and attention but after that, they want to be free to knack others..

9. The "relationship" ones: These is the most popular one. It is a relationship but you pay for segg. She ask for something every time before you knack. Her value is segg and nothing more.

Note: All these girls are still after money but some have family members and friends so they can't do it openly...


It's simple,women use what they have to get what they want, in different ways though, but all women are the same
Re: 9 Different Types Of H00kups In Nigeria Currently by greatness77: 1:44pm On Dec 16, 2025
Inshame3:
Normal hookup dey charge me 30k while ashawo from brothel dey charge me 2k
normal hookup of 30k will give you viral infection like HIV, hepatitis b and HPV which are incurable while those 2k own will just dash you normal gonorrhea Chlamydia or syphilis
Which you can easily treat with antibiotics so make your decision 😂😂😂
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