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This is funny,believe me but it is likely going to happen.
Mynd
Lalasticlacla
Seun
Is it front page worthy?

This will make front page tomorrow with my comment deleted. Useless Nairaland.

insidelife22:
This is funny,believe me but it is likely going to happen.

If not for God, I would have been a victim of paternity fraud. Chai... The God I serve came through for me

James4358:
If not for God, I would have been a victim of paternity fraud. Chai... The God I serve came through for me

hope u testified in church

James4358:
If not for God, I would have been a victim of paternity fraud. Chai... The God I serve came through for me

Please share your story/experience with us so that others can learn from you. Thank you

James4358:
If not for God, I would have been a victim of paternity fraud. Chai... The God I serve came through for me

the babe I dated before I met my wife is capable of such. I used to joke with her those days that she shouldn't give birth to a baby that will have my eyes, John's nose, Philip's legs, Mike's height, Moses's smile and other features looking like some one in the community🤣🤣. Thank God that despite the stupid love, we went out separate ways before I met the best woman in the whole world

Tell us about the issues

James4358:
If not for God, I would have been a victim of paternity fraud. Chai... The God I serve came through for me

oz4real83:
the babe I dated before I met my wife is capable of such. I used to joke with her those days that she shouldn't give birth to a baby that will have my eyes, John's nose, Philip's legs, Mike's height, Moses's smile and other features looking like some one in the community🤣🤣. Thank God that despite the stupid love, we went out separate ways before I met the best woman in the whole world

At the bold,

YOU AINT LEARN NOTHING YET SIR.

You go still learn sir. I pray you survive it.

Watching

No DNA
No Name


After the storms of life God saw me through and placed me above my enemies will never fail to do that.

After birth na DNA,
Although still waiting for the woman that can inspire me for marriage.

The ones when they disturb me nor they resonate in my frequency level.

No time for glitches

OlaOfLagos:
Please share your story/experience with us so that others can learn from you. Thank you

my wedding was 3weeks away. Preparation was gaining serious momentum, I was in another state hustling to meet up other expenses, then boom... My wife to be slept with one of the officiating ministers. I had no idea. The wedding went on. I got to know when 8 months later I was using my wife's Sim card for data and at past 2am the pastor sent an SMS how the style my wife gave him just made his John Thomas to stand. I sent him several SMS with her line that night and he unknowingly confessed the month it happened and how many times they did it. I was depressed, I almost died from high blood pressure. It turned out the pregnancy was not mine. I returned her to her parents with the help of my family. I have not even recovered from the expenses of that marriage. I just came out from depression recently and trying to pick up my life again. I don't wish my enemy what that daughter of eve did to me

James4358:
my wedding was 3weeks away. Preparation was gaining serious momentum, I was in another state hustling to meet up other expenses, then boom... My wife to be slept with one of the officiating ministers. I had no idea. The wedding went on. I got to know when 8 months later I was using my wife's Sim card for data and at past 2am the pastor sent an SMS how the style my wife gave him just made his John Thomas to stand. I sent him several SMS with her line that night and he unknowingly confessed the month it happened and how many times they did it. I was depressed, I almost died from high blood pressure. It turned out the pregnancy was not mine. I returned her to her parents with the help of my family. I have not even recovered from the expenses of that marriage. I just came out from depression recently and trying to pick up my life again. I don't wish my enemy what that daughter of eve did to me

I'm speechless. Women face a lot of Temptations this days

Diamond098454:
I'm speechless. Women face a lot of Temptations this days

And they gladly open their legs for other men aside their spouses to deposit sperm

James4358:
And they gladly open their legs for other men aside their spouses to deposit sperm

it's not a good one at all. Married women and wife to be

Should be conscious of how they collect sperm to avoid this paternity fraud

James4358:
If not for God, I would have been a victim of paternity fraud. Chai... The God I serve came through for me

Congratulations bro. Woman for destroy ur life

James4358:
my wedding was 3weeks away. Preparation was gaining serious momentum, I was in another state hustling to meet up other expenses, then boom... My wife to be slept with one of the officiating ministers. I had no idea. The wedding went on. I got to know when 8 months later I was using my wife's Sim card for data and at past 2am the pastor sent an SMS how the style my wife gave him just made his John Thomas to stand. I sent him several SMS with her line that night and he unknowingly confessed the month it happened and how many times they did it. I was depressed, I almost died from high blood pressure. It turned out the pregnancy was not mine. I returned her to her parents with the help of my family. I have not even recovered from the expenses of that marriage. I just came out from depression recently and trying to pick up my life again. I don't wish my enemy what that daughter of eve did to me

very manipulative being. She would have denied and even tell you to take her to anywhere to swear if not for the evidence you have. I also have my story to Share but let me conduct dna first when she gives birth.

High level sarcasm caught

Diamond098454:
I'm speechless. Women face a lot of Temptations this days

Jumbojax:
High level sarcasm caught

hahaha hahaha hahaha you you you always looking for my trouble you you you

James4358:
my wedding was 3weeks away. Preparation was gaining serious momentum, I was in another state hustling to meet up other expenses, then boom... My wife to be slept with one of the officiating ministers. I had no idea. The wedding went on. I got to know when 8 months later I was using my wife's Sim card for data and at past 2am the pastor sent an SMS how the style my wife gave him just made his John Thomas to stand. I sent him several SMS with her line that night and he unknowingly confessed the month it happened and how many times they did it. I was depressed, I almost died from high blood pressure. It turned out the pregnancy was not mine. I returned her to her parents with the help of my family. I have not even recovered from the expenses of that marriage. I just came out from depression recently and trying to pick up my life again. I don't wish my enemy what that daughter of eve did to me

God really loved you

My brother even in future, it’s DNA after birth.

God will give you a better partner

FashionCapital:
very manipulative being. She would have denied and even tell you to take her to anywhere to swear if not for the evidence you have. I also have my story to Share but let me conduct dna first when she gives birth.

My brother God will give you the resources and life to do the DNA test.

Nor allow woman destroy your destiny.

No DNA
No Name

Greetings Sir/Ma
Hope your day is coming along nicely?
You are correct about the level of temptations females face this days and not to forget not only females but also men.

I believe it all boils down to discipline. When one is disciplined, content, self control and all other attributes that makes a human free and devoid of certain misbehaviour.

A lot of negative things won't occur and the individual ends up living a peaceful, happy and content life.

That's my own little opinion Sir/Ma.
Thank you Sir/Ma and do have a pleasant day ahead.

Diamond098454:
I'm speechless. Women face a lot of Temptations this days

ManknowThyself:
My brother God will give you the resources and life to do the DNA test.

Nor allow woman destroy your destiny.

No DNA
No Name

Amen 🙏

I have planned myself accordingly

Thank you 😊

Aditkd:
Greetings Sir/Ma
Hope your day is coming along nicely?
You are correct about the level of temptations females face this days and not to forget not only females but also men.

I believe it all boils down to discipline. When one is disciplined, content, self control and all other attributes that makes a human free and devoid of certain misbehaviour.

A lot of negative things won't occur and the individual ends up living a peaceful, happy and content life.

That's my own little opinion Sir/Ma.
Thank you Sir/Ma and do have a pleasant day ahead.

You are a woman of virtue, your husband got a priceless gift in you.

FashionCapital:
Amen 🙏

I have planned myself accordingly

Thank you 😊

My pleasure brother man

Aditkd:
Greetings Sir/Ma
Hope your day is coming along nicely?
You are correct about the level of temptations females face this days and not to forget not only females but also men.

I believe it all boils down to discipline. When one is disciplined, content, self control and all other attributes that makes a human free and devoid of certain misbehaviour.

A lot of negative things won't occur and the individual ends up living a peaceful, happy and content life.

That's my own little opinion Sir/Ma.
Thank you Sir/Ma and do have a pleasant day ahead.

very true and i respect your opinion

Have a lovely evening

Government suppose make DNA test for hospital compulsory immediately after woman born pikin.

The DNA test result dem go give am direct to the papa wey dey for marriage certificate.

Because na de mama dey born de pikin, you no fit question am about who be de real papa.

Dis go help make sure say de papa wey dey for certificate na de true biological papa.

E go reduce cases of paternity fraud for Nigeria.

De father go get peace of mind from de beginning.

E go make family life more transparent and trustful.

So, government should implement dis policy fast.

ManknowThyself:
God really loved you

My brother even in future, it’s DNA after birth.

God will give you a better partner

Amen my brother

lilsmart:
Government suppose make DNA test for hospital compulsory immediately after woman born pikin.

The DNA test result dem go give am direct to the papa wey dey for marriage certificate.

Because na de mama dey born de pikin, you no fit question am about who be de real papa.

Dis go help make sure say de papa wey dey for certificate na de true biological papa.

E go reduce cases of paternity fraud for Nigeria.

De father go get peace of mind from de beginning.

E go make family life more transparent and trustful.

So, government should implement dis policy fast.

DNA should be free or very affordable too. Most men shy away because of the cost

FashionCapital:
very manipulative being. She would have denied and even tell you to take her to anywhere to swear if not for the evidence you have. I also have my story to Share but let me conduct dna first when she gives birth.

Una plenty inside this canoe... Sidezoned husbands.
And it's your Gender impregnating them....see wetin man do man.

lilsmart:
Government suppose make DNA test for hospital compulsory immediately after woman born pikin.

The DNA test result dem go give am direct to the papa wey dey for marriage certificate.

Because na de mama dey born de pikin, you no fit question am about who be de real papa.

Dis go help make sure say de papa wey dey for certificate na de true biological papa.

E go reduce cases of paternity fraud for Nigeria.

De father go get peace of mind from de beginning.

E go make family life more transparent and trustful.

So, government should implement dis policy fast.

No DNA
No Name.

You must undergo DNA test, to prove you are legitimate prince and princess of my kingdom.


Respect king!

Your level of clarity is infinity

oz4real83:
the babe I dated before I met my wife is capable of such. I used to joke with her those days that she shouldn't give birth to a baby that will have my eyes, John's nose, Philip's legs, Mike's height, Moses's smile and other features looking like some one in the community🤣🤣. Thank God that despite the stupid love, we went out separate ways before I met the best woman in the whole world

dey play...he go shock you

obiekunie01:
At the bold,

YOU AINT LEARN NOTHING YET SIR.

You go still learn sir. I pray you survive it.

sure..leave am...

That experience never still teach am say....man no dey rely on woman no matter what!!