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Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by ReluctantAdult(m): 11:02pm On Dec 31, 2025
remi4ever:
😂 I don't know, but seems to me this is the guy doing all the fucking..
It appears so! grin
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by heykims(m): 11:21pm On Dec 31, 2025
Y
GOFRONT:
When will Tubaba, Wizkid and Davido beat this Tortoise Records??
And Pastor Chris
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by Kalulu44: 11:25pm On Dec 31, 2025
Baba Tortoise, on your manhood I stand gidigba
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by DMCA: 11:51pm On Dec 31, 2025
saphiere:
Men ehnn. Only God knows how many he has rapppeeeeed before retirement.
imagine if to say man fit be like animal, wetin for don do u ehn. make I no talk grin
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by IamAtAnger: 11:58pm On Dec 31, 2025
So ur brain voltage nor carry u reach where ù suppose reason sey he fit don kpai?... omo u dull o
OctavianAC:
How they know he is retiring. Did he tell anybody that he is retiring?
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by Nahunger(m): 12:10am On Jan 01
saphiere:
Men ehnn. Only God knows how many he has rapppeeeeed before retirement.
The guy wey do you, really nack you watin no good 😅😅😅
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by VaginaAcademic: 12:36am On Jan 01
SENSATIONAL

Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by Paulo3ree(m): 1:02am On Jan 01
meobizy:
Reproducing multiple times a day for decades is what tortoises do. How will its offspring do their own reproduction if they all share the same parent?
I guess you need to promote your point more further
Yes
A very valid observation
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by deanoffaculty: 1:16am On Jan 01
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by greatseed: 2:22am On Jan 01
meobizy:
Reproducing multiple times a day for decades is what tortoises do. How will its offspring do their own reproduction if they all share the same parent?
in the Animal kingdom, they don't have a soul like humans do. But I know for sure that male dogs sleep with their mother & male dogs with their daughters after puberty! Most likely almost all animals do same
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by remi4ever(m): 6:47am On Jan 01
ReluctantAdult:
It appears so! grin
😂 Russ Hanneman. Just completed the series for the 4th time yesterday.
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by ReluctantAdult(m): 10:22am On Jan 01
remi4ever:
😂 Russ Hanneman. Just completed the series for the 4th time yesterday.
Saw it for the third time last March and Mr Hanneman cracks me up every single time grin
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by Dynamicboss: 10:37am On Jan 01
saphiere:
Men ehnn. Only God knows how many he has rapppeeeeed before retirement.
You wanted to joke but your comment made you look like a low thinker. Not good at all
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by saphiere(f): 10:51am On Jan 01
Dynamicboss:
You wanted to joke but your comment made you look like a low thinker. Not good at all
Did it debunk the fact that men are rappppissssttt?
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by remi4ever(m): 1:52pm On Jan 01
ReluctantAdult:
Saw it for the third time last March and Mr Hanneman cracks me up every single time grin
Between him and Galvin B, I cannot say for sure who I love the most..
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by Dynamicboss: 2:14pm On Jan 01
saphiere:
Did it debunk the fact that men are rappppissssttt?
Young lady, I am sorry to ask this personal question in public, is your dad or brother a rapist? When you eventually give birth to a son, will you call him a potential rapist?

You are going through the stigma of a wicked animal that raped you in the past but it doesn’t mean all men are. If I see any rapist, be it a man or woman and I have the legal power, such person will rot in jail with extreme hard labor. I hate rapist more to you.
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by ReluctantAdult(m): 3:26pm On Jan 01
remi4ever:
Between him and Galvin B, I cannot say for sure who I love the most..
grin grin

Funny how the a**holes were super annoying but likable grin

I remember Matt Ross(Gavin B) did an AMA on Reddit like 10 years ago, while the show was still running and he was really fun to chat with. Quite the opposite of Mike Judge's Gavin character grin
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by remi4ever(m): 4:51pm On Jan 01
ReluctantAdult:
grin grin

Funny how the a**holes were super annoying but likable grin

I remember Matt Ross(Gavin B) did an AMA on Reddit like 10 years ago, while the show was still running and he was really fun to chat with. Quite the opposite of Mike Judge's Gavin character grin
😂 Gavin and his frequent Crashouts... 😂 I'll look for the AMA on reddit now.
Re: Sex Addicted Tortoise Retires After Fathering 800 Kids Saving His Species by Hassanmaye(m): 4:54pm On Jan 01
saphiere:
Men ehnn. Only God knows how many he has rapppeeeeed before retirement.
Why do you hate men so much? Come let me marry you
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