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I noticed my powdered peak milk kept reducing each time I want to make tea for my kids

Was even shouting for nonso , telling him to stop leaking the milk but he always says mumy is not me 😩

Secretly refilled corn starch to the milk container while puting my milk to the starch container

guess who came to tell me I should check the expiring date of that milk , it dosent taste good again 👇😩😩

Man of the house 🤣🤣,

na once I scream ole o😩

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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids

My dad used to tell us stories like this when I was a kid...


I have a similar one I just remembered now.


Man of the house no really try!

Now that she has found out, wetin she wan come do with the information ?

He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

Na so!!!!
Gburgburu!!!
Drive her straight to her umunna say you Tiff milk .

Una no dey tire?

Processed milk is a no for me as I prefer the natural one right from the source.


Bonus if it is from a deflated source .

What about tin liquid milk?

Kaczynski:
Processed milk is a no for me as I prefer the natural one right from the source.


Bonus if it is from a deflated source .

As a gangstar that i was. Night game was me and i was night game

Pops showed me he was also a mob boss in his house.

Pops swapped Milo and Nescafe contents.

Na once he gbab me. 😂

ontop milk wey i buy you dey call me ole

When I was living with my brother in Abuja,the wife accused my younger brother of stealing her blackberry phone she bought.

I asked her,where she kept the phone and she flared up and escalated the matter beyond contr00ol.

And i went ahead to ask her again,if she has called her husband to find out if he was with it,Madam said her husband does not enter her closets and has never done it before,she even shouted me down terribly.

Finally,I placed a call to my brother,oga said he is with the phone...after the confirmation, Madam come calm down like cold water.
She started looking for ways to reconcile with me and my brother.

"Some men na thief for their house,coded thief."

ibechris:
When I was leaving with my brother in Abuja,the wife accused my younger brother of stealing her blackberry phone she bought.

I asked her,where she kept the phone and she flared up and escalated the matter beyond control.

And i went ahead to ask her again,if she has called her husband to find out if he was with it,Madam said her husband does not enter her closets and has never done it before,she even shouted me down terribly.

Finally,I placed a call to my brother,oga said he is with the phone...after the confirmation, Madam come calm down like cold water.
She started looking for ways to reconcile with me and my brother.

"Some men na thief for their house,coded thief."

I can imagine the shame wey go catch your brother’s wife after the whole truth. In my own case, she don fvck up for life. I hardly forgive people, I see it as a weakness. The only thing I show them is my indifference as if they don’t exist.

thomas2024:
I can imagine the shame wey go catch your brother’s wife after the whole truth. In my own case, she don fvck up for life. I hardly forgive people, I see it as a weakness. The only thing I show them is my indifference as if they don’t exist.

That is exactly how I am treating her till date.

Kaczynski:
Processed milk is a no for me as I prefer the natural one right from the source.

Bonus if it is from a deflated source .

Exactly i prefer to drink fresh milk from the two big tanker.

Kaczynski:
Processed milk is a no for me as I prefer the natural one right from the source.


Bonus if it is from a deflated source .

So you dey lick cow/goat blest...?


Because that's the direct and authentic source!

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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids

Its good with limpton tea especially sma

No b small thing o! Really funny.

thomas2024:
I can imagine the shame wey go catch your brother’s wife after the whole truth. In my own case, she don fvck up for life. I hardly forgive people, I see it as a weakness. The only thing I show them is my indifference as if they don’t exist.

God forgives, I don't 📌💯.

Naso our inheritance follow water

Chai, i laugh and smiled at the same time... madam is letting us know that marriage is not what our NL brodas has been preaching about

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

I wonder why she would be asking who uses (licks) the milk.
Is the man not supposed to use the milk?

Must he take permission before using it?


Some women!

I do that to my baby's daughter milk but only when food is delayed.
Is that stealing. After all I bought it

Another tale from Uganda. Things that never happened.🥱

poshestmina:
Na so!!!!
Gburgburu!!!
Drive her straight to her umunna say you Tiff milk .

Una no dey tire?

I don laff tire. Na all these online.alpha dey end up as omega for house.



The wife go dey ask "who dey click milk" oga go keep quiet.

brain54:
So you dey lick cow/goat blest...?


Because that's the direct and authentic source!

No, from a lactating woman. I joked about this a few days ago with my gf, asked her if she would help me press some in my cup of coffee and she said no problem.

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

Nah pple like you their wife dey turn to doormat.🥱

Cmanforall:
I wonder why she would be asking who uses (licks) the milk.
Is the man not supposed to use the milk?

Must he take permission before using it?


Some women!

There's nothing wrong with her asking in case one pikin don dey learn bad thing. Oga for simply talk say na him dey do am in za oda room.

Nice nails. Not too dramatic.

That reminds me.. i know of people when they want to make Nigerian tea to eat with bread. they will add powder milk, milo and sugar, stir and pour warm water. to me eh once you have milk and milo, there's no need of sugar at all, that's not enjoyment as there's sugar already in our Nigerian milk and milo

pigmania:
No, from a lactating woman. I joked about this a few days ago with my gf, asked her if she would help me press some in my cup of coffee and she said no problem.

You are joking right...?


xxxxxx

Licking the milk?
Which kain

Sonnobax15:

Now that she has found out, wetin she wan come do with the information ?

Even me,I go lick am if I see am,that feeling is irresistible.....that's why I stoped sticking it in the house because you would consume more when you see it ....rather buy sachets.

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

On top peak milk? Pele oo,

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