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Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Cmanforall: 9:06pm On Jan 31
erniok2:
There's nothing wrong with her asking in case one pikin don dey learn bad thing. Oga for simply talk say na him dey do am in za oda room.
That licking of milk from children could be they are not having it enough. They may he doing that, not as an act of ‘stealing’ but hunger .
If it’s high class family, the child doing that won’t even hide it. Then the parents can correct him and set boundaries with explanations

Not this one op is asking every morning who’s licking ‘her milk’. Of course, it’d be the husbandgrin wink
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by always247: 9:09pm On Jan 31
is he not the one that buy the milk
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Kingsley1169: 9:11pm On Jan 31
SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....
Then you aren't an Alpha but a gamma male cuz a real alpha knows how to balance things equally i.e he knows when to joke and when to be serious,when to lead and when to serve,etc.

A man that says he's something is not that thing cuz a man of something doesn't say it but do hear it from people.
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by NaijaGoBetter2(m): 9:12pm On Jan 31
Secretly! When you are not the real man of the house..... The real man pit it in front for everyone to see and share portions to the children
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by FriendsAndFans(m): 9:13pm On Jan 31
Natbrowny:
As a gangstar that i was. Night game was me and i was night game

Pops showed me he was also a mob boss in his house.

Pops swapped Milo and Nescafe contents.

Na once he gbab me. 😂
Hahahhaha
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Amhappy(f): 9:16pm On Jan 31
I am guilty of this grin
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Dpopsman123(m): 9:16pm On Jan 31
Does that mean he's the one or what are you sharing?

Mtcheeeewww

Marvieduke:
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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Ndidi2: 9:29pm On Jan 31
Cmanforall:
I wonder why she would be asking who uses (licks) the milk.
Is the man not supposed to use the milk?

Must he take permission before using it?


Some women!
ls just for fun
No stretch am😁😁
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by AnnyChicago0989: 9:32pm On Jan 31
This is an old tactics
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Ndidi2: 9:32pm On Jan 31
always247:
is he not the one that buy the milk
lf you bought it then take it with your full chest instead of taking when nobody is looking 😁
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by bigiyaro(m): 9:33pm On Jan 31
Men licking milk is a symptom of lack of bwesss... Pls give him bwesss, give enough bwesss sucking time and your milk will be safe.
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Cmanforall: 9:34pm On Jan 31
Ndidi2:
ls just for fun
No stretch am😁😁
grin
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Floramie(f): 9:41pm On Jan 31
Brother e do do please.
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by QuinQ: 9:42pm On Jan 31
SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....
Alpha male on Nairaland! grin
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by correctguy101(m): 9:55pm On Jan 31
brain54:
My dad used to tell us stories like this when I was a kid...


I have a similar one I just remembered now. grin


Man of the house no really try!
Lols ..

Na this kind thief I dey like...grin

Me too go steal am o. I like stealing meat for pot more though. grin
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by correctguy101(m): 9:56pm On Jan 31
SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....
Dey play. Òní alpha male...
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Thazard(m): 9:56pm On Jan 31
poshestmina:
Na so!!!!
Gburgburu!!!
Drive her straight to her umunna say you Tiff milk grin grin grin.

Una no dey tire?
grin grin grin
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by correctguy101(m): 9:59pm On Jan 31
Natbrowny:
As a gangstar that i was. Night game was me and i was night game

Pops showed me he was also a mob boss in his house.

Pops swapped Milo and Nescafe contents.

Na once he gbab me. 😂
Back then na that wicked loco lubricant dem use set trap for me. I cry tire. I nearly run mad. Whether I really dey mad sef, I never know... Smh
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by pigmania: 10:00pm On Jan 31
brain54:
You are joking right...?


xxxxxx
Cows eat grass, but see how sweet their milk tastes. Now imagine the milk from a woman who eats pizza, shawarma, honey, ice cream, e go sweet pass cow own normally na.
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Reference(m): 10:01pm On Jan 31
Hmmm....good one.
But there are other stuff you can use instead of cornstarch to get a proper audio alarm....a very loud alarm... cool
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Ayatullah(m): 10:05pm On Jan 31
You would not have bothered yourself with who was licking your powdered milk if you had witnessed Nigeria good old days when a medium NIDO powdered milk tin sold for just =N=3.00 (three naira only).

In those days, the child of a middle class civil servant in a secondary school boarding house will stock his cupboard like a provision seller.

Unfortunately, the 'man of the house' is now secretly licking 'madam's' powdered milk.

Indeed THERE WAS A COUNTRY shocked

Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by PrinceAsanike: 10:21pm On Jan 31
Ẹni to lẹrù, lo lẹrú. He who owns the slave, owns the slave's properties
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by MrSly(m): 10:36pm On Jan 31
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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids
How can you accuse man of the house of enjoying the milk he bought. You duty is to tell him that the milk is finished and needs replacement. Shikina.
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Jamie248: 11:07pm On Jan 31
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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids
So na Baba himself dey lick milk for corner cheesy

Stolen waters is sweet, for real
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by lilyheaven: 11:20pm On Jan 31
Marvieduke:
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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids
That’s how my husband eats my children food and leaves them hungry, saying they refused to eat 😞
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Vouch54: 11:25pm On Jan 31
Nah the owner of the milk

Thank God no be poison you give your husband ooooo
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Silentgroper(m): 1:37am On Feb 01
Kaczynski:
Processed milk is a no for me as I prefer the natural one right from the source.


Bonus if it is from a deflated source .
Maybe he isn't getting the normal one so man had to improvise..
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Silentgroper(m): 1:45am On Feb 01
If I try am ..
Bloating, constipation or stooling go finish me ..


I'd stick to the one coming from the jugzzz...
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Fgo31: 3:14am On Feb 01
SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....
Person wey still dey collect food money dey claim alpha male. Junior I know your handwriting, Go into the kitchen now and wash all the dirty plates.
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Misterone: 3:35am On Feb 01
SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....
Alpha male indeed! You'll show your wife the door because of milk! What this means is that you're not in a marriage, maybe something else like cohabitation
Re: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by tfelicityk(m): 4:21am On Feb 01
Ehya! Poor Nonso was allegedly accused wrongly... His parents should pay for the emotional blackmail and character assassination.

Man of the house well-done.
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