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SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

Abeg go siddan
Alpha male yenyenyen
Na your type Dey spineless

Kuku go and finish everything in your house at once because you be Alpha male.

Alpha male wey no get wisdom

Since my son is sharing my breast with me, I will also share his milk with him too, balance balance, no cheating.😂😂😂😂😂

Cmanforall:
I wonder why she would be asking who uses (licks) the milk.
Is the man not supposed to use the milk?

Must he take permission before using it?



Some women!

Y’all be talking like you are in constant fight with your wives all the time.

Kaczynski:
Processed milk is a no for me as I prefer the natural one right from the source.


Bonus if it is from a deflated source .

directly?
u wan suck cow breast?

Maybe she refused to give him the one on her chest.

Many times, the man only buys and the next time he's hearing about milk or tea, is when they want him to rebuy another... The world is just unfair to men.

Allow our father enjoy milk abeg... Also give the natural one too! E Get Y!

I was telling someone days ago that women too dey do. You will build your hux,she will come and say it's now her hux. She will be personalizing the cats.. she will tell the kids she is the one taking care of the home..

When man dey hustle to put these things in place,she was jumping preeks .. Na men I blame sha

brain54:
My dad used to tell us stories like this when I was a kid...


I have a similar one I just remembered now.


Man of the house no really try!

Was he ever found culpable for the missing meat in the pot?

Marvieduke:
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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids

Perform your duty.
Feed him well from the natural source.

ukaface:
Abeg go siddan
Alpha male yenyenyen
Na your type Dey spineless

Kuku go and finish everything in your house at once because you be Alpha male.

Alpha male wey no get wisdom

Alpha male wey dey steal food pictures from internet post ham for food section,them catch ham,shame catch ham,he nor post food for food section again.

Most of these Alpha males are riffs from the raffs.... Nada them get.

Caaz:
Alpha male wey dey steal food pictures from internet post ham for food section,them catch ham,shame catch ham,he nor post food for food section again.

Most of these Alpha makes are riffs from the raffs.... Nada them get.

Gbam!!

brain54:
So you dey lick cow/goat blest...?


Because that's the direct and authentic source!

kaczynski oooooooo

Exactly what my mister did two nights ago,but i only found out 3.am this morning when i was cooking for us.
The ripe plantain i bought on thursday,i was craving Beans with ripe plantain porridge.

I was about dicing the ripe plantain inside the Beans when i noticed instead of 5 pieces my husband had taken two ripe plantain from it since on tuesday night around 11pm Unknown to me(according to his solemn confession) ....and yesterday i saw the plantain o,but my mind nor dey say he nor complete.


This man just taya me...but we dey manage ourselves....e nor just dey use eyes see ripe plantain/banana.

If to say he tell me....i for give ham one and hide the rest....so he kuku helped himself.

pigmania:
Cows eat grass, but see how sweet their milk tastes. Now imagine the milk from a woman who eats pizza, shawarma, honey, ice cream, e go sweet pass cow own normally na.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you no well bro

femi4:
Its good with limpton tea especially sma

The kegend is talking .

Caaz:
Exactly what my mister did two nights ago,but i only found out 3.am this morning when i was cooking for us.
The ripe plantain i bought on thursday,i was craving Beans with ripe plantain porridge.

I was about dicing the ripe plantain inside the Beans when i noticed instead of 5 pieces my husband had taken two ripe plantain from it since on tuesday night around 11pm Unknown to me(according to his solemn confession) ....and yesterday i saw the plantain o,but my mind nor dey say he nor complete.


This man just taya me...but we dey manage ourselves....e nor just dey use eyes see ripe plantain/banana.

If to say he tell me....i for give ham one and hide the rest....so he kuku helped himself.

😆😆😆😆

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

You never grow up yet.

Instead of him to drink from the source he is stealing powered milk. Men of little wisdom

Natbrowny:
As a gangstar that i was. Night game was me and i was night game

Pops showed me he was also a mob boss in his house.

Pops swapped Milo and Nescafe contents.

Na once he gbab me. 😂

Your dad is the Don 😂😂

erniok2:
There's nothing wrong with her asking in case one pikin don dey learn bad thing. Oga for simply talk say na him dey do am in za oda room.

Don't mind them. That is how you know the young, inexperienced and unmarried ones.

tobenuel:
That reminds me.. i know of people when they want to make Nigerian tea to eat with bread. they will add powder milk, milo and sugar, stir and pour warm water. to me eh once you have milk and milo, there's no need of sugar at all, that's not enjoyment as there's sugar already in our Nigerian milk and milo

I am glad you said "to me eh..."

To them, they are cool with what they are doing, the sugar in the milo and milk are not enough.

BarrElChapo:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you no well bro

If you check am well, you know say na true bro

Loool.

You fry meat /dodo when oga is around lasan.

Na to dey use style gist dey put the choppables for mouth dey go

ukaface:
Abeg go siddan
Alpha male yenyenyen
Na your type Dey spineless

Kuku go and finish everything in your house at once because you be Alpha male.

Alpha male wey no get wisdom

Hahhahaahahahaha. Alpha male needs to eat well to be strong and healthy. 😂😂😂

This thing made me remember when we had our first child. So I was discussing the rate of how they consumed food. Omo, dude was telling me his baby milk come dey finish every three days..he was like to his wife "babe, you follow dey lick am?" Lwkmd

Man of the house sef don try....the economy sef dey milk am so him need milk to calm him brain down think well so that more milk go come .

Cmanforall:
That licking of milk from children could be they are not having it enough. They may he doing that, not as an act of ‘stealing’ but hunger .
If it’s high class family, the child doing that won’t even hide it. Then the parents can correct him and set boundaries with explanations

Not this one op is asking every morning who’s licking ‘her milk’. Of course, it’d be the husband

Wether hunger or not, it needs to be nipped in the bud. Nothing stops oga from telling madam I'm the one doing it cos he clearly heard and turned a dead ear.

Pretty sure the term is DEVISE

Sonnobax15:

Now that she has found out, wetin she wan come do with the information ?

Haa, na wahala o!
Some women dey beat the man of the house wotowoto.
The day my ex hit me with an elbow ehn, na day our love ended

You expected the man to take permission before using the milk or what?

Marvieduke:
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So men in Nairaland please be honest is this how you guys secretly lick the powdered milk in your house making the woman of the house to accuse the kids

This is very funny. I have a story contrary to this.

After I had my two boys I decided to always stay home instead of going to the pub to drink. I have my bozz in the fridge so I can drink whenever the kids and their mom are at the shop. One day I discovered the drinks keep reducing and whenever I ask her she will say it was my first son, though he was still an infant and he had once opened the fridge to give me a bottle before that he wants to taste it. So I kept quiet. One day I emptied the whole bottle and put salt and water in it then moved it to the freezer. My people came back from shop and after 20min my wife came to me and said why is the drink tasting salty. Was it because it was in the freezer. That was when I knew it wasn't my boy who did it. I had to spill it out to her

Omo!!! the great tactician