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Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by Procashtips(m): 7:32am On Oct 19, 2025
TyroneP:
We have Nembe, Epie and a few other ones with all different dialects.
Meaning, they are likely less than 6 tribes?
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by galantjoe(m): 7:40am On Oct 19, 2025
WizardOfNG:
What do you want OP and others to do about bolded aside petition leaders who command our security parastatals?

Can't you just waka pass and let people discuss what they want in peace as long as such is not offensive ?

@OP.
Interesting thread. Nigerians do have fascinating names. With Ijaw names, I think you'll find it's the retention of names in literal English form that is fascinating. Others have similar names but in their native tongue

For example Goodluck would roughly translate to something like orire in Yoruba language prompting Yorubas who wish to associate good luck with their children to name them Bibire or Rire.

A name of GodsPromise would be IleriOluwa in Yoruba
Igbo is Another tribe in nigeria that abandon their tribal names and go for English names

For one family in my area in Anambra
Their surname is Micheal, so you can see Agnes Micheal, John Micheal etc.

Another factor is using living dad's name as surname. I thought that surname should be ancestry name. Now people answer Chisom as a surname. Chisom might be someone not up to 25years just because he born pikin and he will said he doesn't want his name to lose.
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by favour32(m): 11:07am On Oct 19, 2025
geezville86:
Lol…real talk bro. For context, when you hear LGA’s like Langtang, or names like Vongkong or Zingbong (which are actual names, didn’t make them up, I promise) then you’ll probably agree with my initial statement.
Sound like Vietnamese names.
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by oldguyman: 8:44am On Oct 20, 2025
This is very funny. Truly traveling is part of education and one need to travel and see many things.

DeepSight:
I can confirm the Appeal-Court name. They used to call the girl Apili for short.
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by oldguyman: 8:45am On Oct 20, 2025
I can't stop laughing again with the names. I still don't know the inspiration that birthed such names. grin

Oceanjagaban:
Very serious,those are names of people i have heard
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by Oceanjagaban: 10:27am On Oct 20, 2025
oldguyman:
I can't stop laughing again with the names. I still don't know the inspiration that birthed such names. grin
Hahaha....i swear
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by slimfit1(m): 10:37pm On Oct 20, 2025
PlayerMeji:
People like you are one of the reasons Nairaland is no longer an interesting place for people to congregate anymore...

Gone are those days when people will discuss, learn and be educated about different topics and issues but what do we have today.. People like you who are moving about with toxicity and pains of different magnitude.

Let me ask, what have you personally done to the issues you raised? Abi terrorists are not disturbing you where you are?
I'm tired of lack of imagination, the throwing of our culture like it's disgusting is what I don't like. I've never come across other African countries mock their names or Language. My name is not funny its a common Yoruba name. I'm not going to make fun of other people's name to make me feel better.
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by KosiGee(m): 9:30am On Feb 26
Daniel058:
Lol every tribe answer such funny names ONLY that they are not translated to English

for example Air ---- IKUKU
LIFEBOAT -----UGBONDU
EMERGENCY ----- MBEREDE




BONUs


NWIGBAKPO------- son Of PEPPER (PEPPER PIKIN)

IGODOMBEKEE ---------- OYIBO KEY grin

EKPiri -------------- Bedbug
Just curious…what language is Ekpiri?
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by Daniel058(m): 4:52pm On Feb 26
KosiGee:
Just curious…what language is Ekpiri?
izi , Ebonyi state
Re: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by Kalulu44: 5:36am On Feb 28
Whobedatte:
I recruited a lady in Tudu wada Jos, sometime last two years and guess what her name is ?
NAMPAK FEARGOD.
Sometimes I call her GOD GOD
Lolz
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