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I moved into a new apartment and I'm very comfortable.
Now my babe is kinda baddie type girl

Before you judge me. I like her like that
She visits me from time to time. She get car oo. No be small pikin. .

But herr is the little issue.

Early this month she helped me pay half of the money I paid for rent. So technically it felt like we split the rent. Ok cool

She lives with her mum in a nice house.
So of lately she sounds time in my place.

Now this is where it gets funky

She dey kpooo SK loud for the balcony we stay upstairs. Sometimes she smoke inside the house. We have a family neighbor opposite us. I feel that my babe smoke is affecting them because the building is close to each other.
Anytime she smoke I hear this family neigbours slide their window shut.

She does this whenever we want to phuck
Now to make it worse she like to moan loud
One time around 3 am she scream loudly during orgasm . I had to force my hand to cover her mouth.

She is giving me bad rep in this street
And I'm scared police might come
I have talked about this to her and she said that she said rent too and she can do whatever she wants it's her money.

Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

My brothers, what do I do??
My reputation is looking bad
I can't chase her out based on she paid huge part of rent.
She dey moan loud and smoke loud
I still love her. She love me like mad .

But I won't lie anytime she start smoking
I just feel panic that neigbours might call police due to the smell. But she don't care

What should I do my brothers

Both of you should give your life to Christ!

See e don tey wey she dey shayo e don tey wey she dey shayo
See e don tey wey she dey manya o e don tey wey she dey manya
Since 1960 ye ye ye e don tey wey she dey shayo
Since 1930 lo lo lo e don tey wey she dey shayo
E dey do keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun
E dey do your body skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun
E dey do kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu
E dey what e dey do skeletun keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun
With the freaky money on your body money

That wan no really concern me sha but make sure both of una marry each other, not after causing some certain damage to her system, womb and mental health you go dump am for one innocent man when she repent and enter church
I pity guys wey dey settle for rubbish these days

Ki11YurSev:
See e don tey wey she dey shayo e don tey wey she dey shayo
See e don tey wey she dey manya o e don tey wey she dey manya
Since 1960 ye ye ye e don tey wey she dey shayo
Since 1930 lo lo lo e don tey wey she dey shayo
E dey do keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun
E dey do your body skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun skeletun
E dey do kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu kelepu
E dey what e dey do skeletun keletun keletun keletun keletun keletun
With the freaky money on your body money

This is hilarious💯😂😂

KnowledgePower7:
I moved into a new apartment and I'm very comfortable.
Now my babe is kinda baddie type girl

Now to make it worse she like to moan loud
One time around 3 am she scream loudly during orgasm . I had to force my hand to cover her mouth.

What should I do my brothers

The first time I covered my babe mouth with my hand when she was moaning loudly, she removed my hand and asked if I was owing the landlord since then I just let her moan as she wants.


Now back to your predicament. Since your girlfriend has more stake in the house, send her this message below:

Babe, I need to bring something up. The smoking on the balcony is drifting to the neighbors and I’m worried it could lead to complaints or issues for us. I’m not asking you to stop, but can we avoid using the balcony and stick to outside the building or your car instead? I just want us to stay out of any trouble.

MarketDispatch:
The first time I covered my babe mouth with my hand when she was moaning loudly, she removed my hand and asked if I was owing the landlord since then I just let her moan as she wants.


Now back to your predicament. Since your girlfriend has more stake in the house, send her this message below:

Babe, I need to bring something up. The smoking on the balcony is drifting to the neighbors and I’m worried it could lead to complaints or issues for us. I’m not asking you to stop, but can we avoid using the balcony and stick to outside the building or your car instead? I just want us to stay out of any trouble.

You wan dey speak English take talk serious mattas for babe wey dey kpo loud?

Since she spends time in the house, OP should man up, sit her down and talk to her like a man, even if she paid the rent, you can still set rules in the house.

But as OP said, she's a baddie and he LIKES HER LIKE THAT - so I also don't know how he wants BADDIE TO HAVE THE DECENCY AND DECORUM OF A REVEREND SISTER.

You don't really have strong feelings for this girl, the only reason why you like her is because she's ready to spend money on you.

Deep within your heart you know you really have no intention of ever marrying this girl because you know she's not the type of lady you can introduce to your family as a wife to-be because of some vices she has.

My advise to you is - better start looking for an exit strategy now before person go pour you acid in future for jilting her

Stephen0mozzy:
You wan dey speak English take talk serious mattas for babe wey dey kpo loud?

Since she spends time in the house, OP should man up, sit her down and talk to her like a man, even if she paid the rent, you can still set rules in the house.

But as OP said, she's a baddie and he LIKES HER LIKE THAT - so I also don't know how he wants BADDIE TO HAVE THE DECENCY AND DECORUM OF A REVEREND SISTER.

Know this and know peace. You can't man up if you don't pay up.

Let's assume this man's and woman were legally married and he moved into her house or a house her father gave her. Let me tell you, he can't set rules in that house. Except that girl has one very strong fear of God, no person who does not pay can set any rules.

Once she pays for it, you cannot tell her that you will make the rules. That is the biggest mistake of your life. If you don't learn now, she will teach you when it's time. Even if she allows it out of love initially, in due time you will find out the truth.

I don't think you have read posts where men things like, feed a woman for years and no one hears about it, let a woman feed you for a day, people will hear for years. You think they are joking? There are good women who do it secretly but it's rare to see. Las las dem go cast you and na you go be the outcast.

SixSeven:
Olioxx and Manculated very true. I too used to think that a man with more than one woman was courting trouble etc until I grew wiser. I also grew up among women so I know them like the back of my hands. I don't bother getting surprised at what they do anymore because I can now reflect on how they made decisions on men and life and rather than get annoyed I just smile. The other day, somoeone quoted me for Vilar

I was initially responding until I realized the person was only interested in making an argument without reading the book. How that woman was able to accurately describe women needs to be studied. You know they say the men writing the book on UNDERSTANDING WOMEN haven't finished writing? They never will Esther was very helpful in writing that book and it describes women accurately across the globe.

You see how these women say his money, our money, my money, my money. That is the summary of franchasng message. You will even hear women say even if I'm working and I'm earning more than him, I still want him to spend on me. That's women for you. It's their nature. They are not built to be providers and the earlier men understand this, the better for them. Women are receivers, they are nurturers, once you make her start providing and hustle, you kill the feminine side of her and she starts acting like a man because it's her survival mode working. That's why such a woman is x2 more brutal in that mode.

Because men have not understood them or learned from Vilar, they get into problems with the women in their lives, their mothers and wives. If you know how women work, you will know how to manage these women in your life. Why is it only MIL that gives problem in the house, not the Father in law

You should read The Polygamous Sex too. Another book that will blow your mind.

Most definitely they should have reported you to the landlord and likely planning on sending a message to ndlea about you. As a man you should be in charge, if she truly loves you as you claimed, she should reason with you and behave herself more appropriately. If she isn't ready to change, gather up her money and refund her or leave the house for her and go pay for yours.

You love her , she pay almost all d rent, she get car, she smoke kush, you panic, infact two of Una dey mad..

You have the best girlfriend but you don't know. How will you live in a place that you can't be comfortable to FK your woman and smoke together. Maybe you don't smoke. She's my type of woman. Keep her well because Na that kind girl I dey find wen u loss her you go understand for later

KnowledgePower7:
I moved into a new apartment and I'm very comfortable.
Now my babe is kinda baddie type girl

Before you judge me. I like her like that
She visits me from time to time. She get car oo. No be small pikin. .

But herr is the little issue.

Early this month she helped me pay half of the money I paid for rent. So technically it felt like we split the rent. Ok cool

She lives with her mum in a nice house.
So of lately she sounds time in my place.

Now this is where it gets funky

She dey kpooo SK loud for the balcony we stay upstairs. Sometimes she smoke inside the house. We have a family neighbor opposite us. I feel that my babe smoke is affecting them because the building is close to each other.
Anytime she smoke I hear this family neigbours slide their window shut.

She does this whenever we want to phuck
Now to make it worse she like to moan loud
One time around 3 am she scream loudly during orgasm . I had to force my hand to cover her mouth.

She is giving me bad rep in this street
And I'm scared police might come
I have talked about this to her and she said that she said rent too and she can do whatever she wants it's her money.

Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

My brothers, what do I do??
My reputation is looking bad
I can't chase her out based on she paid huge part of rent.
She dey moan loud and smoke loud
I still love her. She love me like mad .

But I won't lie anytime she start smoking
I just feel panic that neigbours might call police due to the smell. But she don't care

What should I do my brothers

Police better oOoOO, make Dem call NDLEA 😨, your mind go touch ground 📌💯

SixSeven:
Know this and know peace. You can't man up if you don't pay up.

Let's assume this man's and woman were legally married and he moved into her house or a house her father gave her. Let me tell you, he can't set rules in that house. Except that girl has one very strong fear of God, no person who does not pay can set any rules.

Once she pays for it, you cannot tell her that you will make the rules. That is the biggest mistake of your life. If you don't learn now, she will teach you when it's time. Even if she allows it out of love initially, in due time you will find out the truth.

I don't think you have read posts where men things like, feed a woman for years and no one hears about it, let a woman feed you for a day, people will hear for years. You think they are joking? There are good women who do it secretly but it's rare to see. Las las dem go cast you and na you go be the outcast.

Second attached picture.
You guys that accept such rubbish quotes as facts of life are the problem.

Because I'm a man, I'll provide everything for you and still be NICE, but because I ask you to share in the resource pooling to give us the best life, you don't have to be nice to me, because as a woman, you were born to just luxuriate and feed off my hard work abi.

In OPs case, na him go put hand for where him hand no reach. How on earth are you going for an apartment that you don't have money to pay for by yourself - because the woman has money and offered to pay - obviously OP is not a man - in this case he's squatting with the girl - in sitting with the lady to have a talk, he should outright offer to refund her her money if she doesn't play by the rules - but apparently Op can't make that threat; my statement is for men.

Anytime she's not around, just use that opportunity to plan with a neighbour of yours. Make that one send you message about NDLEA. Snap the photo of your balcony or inside of your apartment and tell chatgpt or Ai to photoshop NDLEA inside your apartment and your compound. Show it to her when she comes.. just tell her to be smoking inside afterwards. She will believe you...

I have had a girl pay a big part of my rent too when I was just starting in Lagos and really down and short on cash. The only issue is whenever we had issues she would remind me of "all she had done for me" it's why I no longer take such favours from females no matter how innocent.

Now, she's not doing it in their apartment and it gets diffused before it leaves your balcony. Maybe just the faint aroma is what disturbs them. She's helping you ward of bad spirits they might be projecting towards you

If you care so much about what people think of you, then tell her to do it indoors, get diffusers, good air fresheners and open your windows so it gets out. And let me tell you they will not complain or lock their windows again. But the funny thing is, mj scent and aroma is still in the air and that will tell you they're not bothered but are only trying to control you both because they're playing morality police as majority of Nigerians do.

They see you sm0kng , then you're a criminal, bad and whatever. Meanwhile, they do all sorts of real evil things. Piping people's wives and husbands, stealing and diverting money, using muyen against others etc.

See, your girl is wiser than you and you really need to grow up. I'm thinking you stay with in Lagos. Na so them been dey do me initially for the first compound I stayed until real weyrey guys enter same compound na me them come begin use as good example of responsible sm0kr.

I think it's because you don't know how it is to get money to pay those outrageous rent in Lagos na why you dey send wetin people dey think. You better man up and live your life. As far as police know say I dey Loud up wella I no send anybody. I don't even want them to like me so they can't come close but mind their business.

Na Lagos sef I see say the levels dey legalized. Continue playing with your time instead of focusing on what matters to generate more money so the girl no go dey pay your bills all the time

KnowledgePower7:
I moved into a new apartment and I'm very comfortable.
Now my babe is kinda baddie type girl

Before you judge me. I like her like that
She visits me from time to time. She get car oo. No be small pikin. .

But herr is the little issue.

Early this month she helped me pay half of the money I paid for rent. So technically it felt like we split the rent. Ok cool

She lives with her mum in a nice house.
So of lately she sounds time in my place.

Now this is where it gets funky

She dey kpooo SK loud for the balcony we stay upstairs. Sometimes she smoke inside the house. We have a family neighbor opposite us. I feel that my babe smoke is affecting them because the building is close to each other.
Anytime she smoke I hear this family neigbours slide their window shut.

She does this whenever we want to phuck
Now to make it worse she like to moan loud
One time around 3 am she scream loudly during orgasm . I had to force my hand to cover her mouth.

She is giving me bad rep in this street
And I'm scared police might come
I have talked about this to her and she said that she said rent too and she can do whatever she wants it's her money.

Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

My brothers, what do I do??
My reputation is looking bad
I can't chase her out based on she paid huge part of rent.
She dey moan loud and smoke loud
I still love her. She love me like mad .

But I won't lie anytime she start smoking
I just feel panic that neigbours might call police due to the smell. But she don't care

What should I do my brothers

perhaps burning scented incense sticks may help your life 😂

Allow her to moan as loud as she likes, it is her foundamental human right. Besides her mates will hear it and know that you are doing your work well

Cum4me:
You have the best girlfriend but you don't know. How will you live in a place that you can't be comfortable to FK your woman and smoke together. Maybe you don't smoke. She's my type of woman. Keep her well because Na that kind girl I dey find wen u loss her you go understand for later

Oga stop capping, you and i know if she's your woman you won't even think for a second of settling down with her. The only thing that made u said so is because of the immoral things you guys will be doing together and nothing more sir.
At the end you will leave her for one innocent man to repair the damage you have done.

My apologies if i was rude/harsh🙏

SixSeven:
Know this and know peace. You can't man up if you don't pay up.

Let's assume this man's and woman were legally married and he moved into her house or a house her father gave her. Let me tell you, he can't set rules in that house. Except that girl has one very strong fear of God, no person who does not pay can set any rules.

Once she pays for it, you cannot tell her that you will make the rules. That is the biggest mistake of your life. If you don't learn now, she will teach you when it's time. Even if she allows it out of love initially, in due time you will find out the truth.

I don't think you have read posts where men things like, feed a woman for years and no one hears about it, let a woman feed you for a day, people will hear for years. You think they are joking? There are good women who do it secretly but it's rare to see. Las las dem go cast you and na you go be the outcast.

See the kind quote wey you drop just to massage ur bruised ego, na una dey make women disrespect men and to the get entitled mentality anyhow😡😡

LeeSmart:
See the kind quote wey you drop just to massage ur bruised ego, na una dey make women disrespect men and to the get entitled mentality anyhow😡😡

You don't need to get angry. The bot banned me for my previous comment. A woman, and even a man does not need to be nice to you. They are already paying for it. He who pays the piper..... I want to ask OP if she smokes like this in her mum's house.

Op has the best girlfriend most guys are looking for. No use cus of wertin ppl go talk make u regret later.

LeeSmart:
Oga stop capping, you and i know if she's your woman you won't even think for a second of settling down with her. The only thing that made u said so is because of the immoral things you guys will be doing together and nothing more sir.
At the end you will leave her for one innocent man to repair the damage you have done.

My apologies if i was rude/harsh🙏

how will you decided who I will love or not. Life is a race of individuality. OGA I say Na that kind I love E no supposed be your problem.

angelboy01:
Anytime she's not around, just use that opportunity to plan with a neighbour of yours. Make that one send you message about NDLEA. Snap the photo of your balcony or inside of your apartment and tell chatgpt or Ai to photoshop NDLEA inside your apartment and your compound. Show it to her when she comes.. just tell her to be smoking inside afterwards. She will believe you...

Nairaland go help you scattered your relationship in a blink of eye. See advice

KnowledgePower7:
Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

You are just her tenant.

just number your days by yourself because she will soon beat you up and embarrass you in front of everyone ONE DAY.

We wey no get babe, wetin we go come do? This is utter bragging and you know it. Face your matter alone.

KnowledgePower7:
I moved into a new apartment and I'm very comfortable.
Now my babe is kinda baddie type girl

Before you judge me. I like her like that
She visits me from time to time. She get car oo. No be small pikin. .

But herr is the little issue.

Early this month she helped me pay half of the money I paid for rent. So technically it felt like we split the rent. Ok cool

She lives with her mum in a nice house.
So of lately she sounds time in my place.

Now this is where it gets funky

She dey kpooo SK loud for the balcony we stay upstairs. Sometimes she smoke inside the house. We have a family neighbor opposite us. I feel that my babe smoke is affecting them because the building is close to each other.
Anytime she smoke I hear this family neigbours slide their window shut.

She does this whenever we want to phuck
Now to make it worse she like to moan loud
One time around 3 am she scream loudly during orgasm . I had to force my hand to cover her mouth.

She is giving me bad rep in this street
And I'm scared police might come
I have talked about this to her and she said that she said rent too and she can do whatever she wants it's her money.

Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

My brothers, what do I do??
My reputation is looking bad
I can't chase her out based on she paid huge part of rent.
She dey moan loud and smoke loud
I still love her. She love me like mad .

But I won't lie anytime she start smoking
I just feel panic that neigbours might call police due to the smell. But she don't care

What should I do my brothers

In everything you wrote up there I see no issues. What exactly is the problem?

kristonium:
Both of you should give your life to Christ!

Succinct, too succinct, my brother.

No time to cut around corners

KnowledgePower7:
I moved into a new apartment and I'm very comfortable.
Now my babe is kinda baddie type girl

Before you judge me. I like her like that
She visits me from time to time. She get car oo. No be small pikin. .

But herr is the little issue.

Early this month she helped me pay half of the money I paid for rent. So technically it felt like we split the rent. Ok cool

She lives with her mum in a nice house.
So of lately she sounds time in my place.

Now this is where it gets funky

She dey kpooo SK loud for the balcony we stay upstairs. Sometimes she smoke inside the house. We have a family neighbor opposite us. I feel that my babe smoke is affecting them because the building is close to each other.
Anytime she smoke I hear this family neigbours slide their window shut.

She does this whenever we want to phuck
Now to make it worse she like to moan loud
One time around 3 am she scream loudly during orgasm . I had to force my hand to cover her mouth.

She is giving me bad rep in this street
And I'm scared police might come
I have talked about this to her and she said that she said rent too and she can do whatever she wants it's her money.

Frankly she paid 80% of the rent
I settled agent fee and the rest

My brothers, what do I do??
My reputation is looking bad
I can't chase her out based on she paid huge part of rent.
She dey moan loud and smoke loud
I still love her. She love me like mad .

But I won't lie anytime she start smoking
I just feel panic that neigbours might call police due to the smell. But she don't care

What should I do my brothers

just marry that girl and no let her enter street as repentant boko haram, then one innocent man go come marry her thinking that the lord has done it

Two of Una Dey ment



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