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My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 5:09pm On Apr 03
Back then in Edo state, 2021 when I served as a corper , there was this very curvy and light skinned lady from the west that joined my ppa 😁.

Lets call her Bimbo. She's on this platform and she go attack me when she realize this..

Bimbo actually became my roommate.. Yes roomie . The room was demarcated with a board to fit in two spaces for same Gender, but my previous roomie didn't mind allowing me share that space with her , and so Bimbo didn't mind tooπŸ˜‹
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op):
We could literally pick everything the other person did. We could hear when the other person was on call. Even the sound of farts was audible and that period I dey chop egg well well πŸ˜‚. But we couldn't see or peep each other from both ends .

Every night used to be gisting night in our lodge and so every body would come out to have fun and make loud noises. We had a whole compound to ourselves. 8 guys and 6 ladies.
We had an old man caretaker who was a JW . We traumatized him with screams of sound tracks at night cuz later on every one had their own babe. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My ex roomie was....
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 5:26pm On Apr 03
My ex roomie was more of a big sis to me. But Bimbo being my new roomie was extra curvy . There's no way I'd let her pass meπŸ˜‹. And she seemed so classy and very reserved .

Her persona made it difficult for her to be approached. There was something about her fashion sense that made everyone complement her.

After work at ppa, I had this nysc girlfriend I met at camp who always phoned me at most 3hrs a day . Bimbo would eaves drop at our conversation every time. She could tell I was taken . She had a serious guy too. We barely spoke except "hi " and "hello".
.

Until one cold evening after social gathering, I heard a knock on my door...
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Isokoson: 5:43pm On Apr 03
Oga finish your story Nah, Why you come Dey short am
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op):
I was greeted with a warm smile and a plate of egusi soup and amala with some obstacles πŸ˜‹. I was just salivating cuz I barely had anything for the day except for 8 cups of water to fill the vacuum cuz that period I lost my allowee to forexx πŸ₯². " Bimbo must be liking me to have done this gesture" I wondered.

As I was eating, she spoke from her end " Do you love the soup ?"

I replied YES. She said "if you want more you can come to my room" ..I gladly went into her room. That night I skipped social gathering cuz I and Bimbo had to bond over dinner after which we became so close and we started going to PPa every morning together.

We were so close I could tell she was already into me . I was envied by the guys in the lodge and I became arch enemies with the principal of the school😭...

One fateful week , something happened that changed the dynamics of our friendship...πŸ˜‹
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Sonnobax15(m): 5:54pm On Apr 03
lipsrsealed
Honestly,e no go better for you if you no finish this story undecided
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 5:56pm On Apr 03
One fateful evening, we had a conversation while we were both in our separate rooms. And it went like this..

Bimbo: My legs are hurting me and I think it's because of the cold

Me: Pele, apply balm and cover up . You'll be fine. I'm cold too...

Bimbo: Maybe a massage would do but I don't have a boyfriend that's nearby



When she said this... My 3rd leg stood attention.

Me: You can hire me but it won't be for free.

Bimbo: You're too far . You're stressing me cuz I can't really hear you. Should I come there?


Now I'm beginning to reach for my Nysc bag if I had any condoms left cuz it's been ages. I remember using some after camp.. ummm lemme keep shut 😁😁😁..

unfortunately there was none. I hastely told her to come. But I needed to call my girlfriend to bid her goodnight before I go to bed ....
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 6:13pm On Apr 03
She said " ok, I'm coming let me wear my night gown"


She knocked and I opened the door.. Our bodies rubbed against each other and she panted deep. I hugged her and for the first time I swiped my hand behind her big butt...

She hit my hand playfully and said bad boy... She ran towards my bed and laid down. Her bums giggled and my eyes popped. She handed me the balm and I massaged her legs so well. I could tell from her facial expressions that she loved it.

Our eyes locked for seconds as she gave a sigh of relief each time I moved my hands up her thighs. I could tell she was in intense pleasure as she folded her toes constantly .

Our conversation continued

Me : Are you ok?

Bimbo: yh don't stop o .. ejorr.


At this point I had to stop and lay down so I could catch my breath.

Bimbo: Hope ur girlfriend won't fight me. I use to hear u talk on the phone. Do u love her?

Me: I do o... U have a boyfriend too nah..


Her phone rang. It was already 9pm and it was her boyfriend calling. She sounded a bit rude as she told him she wanted to sleep. She hung up but he constantly called and called...

I begged her to talk to him . Cuz as a guy I know that feeling. He happens to be a lover boy who loves spending time on the phone. She had to excuse herself back to her room.


My 3rd leg was a bit disappointed but my hopes were up, that the next night would be extra fun .. so I prepared πŸ˜‹
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 6:21pm On Apr 03
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Honestly,e no go better for you if you no finish this story undecided
On it 😁
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by LeeSmart: 6:36pm On Apr 03
Trust me this OP no get the intention to finish this story, at the end baba go refer us go one website like that to go finish am ourselves😒😒
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by LIVINGICONREBOR: 6:36pm On Apr 03
Isokoson:
Oga finish your story Nah, Why you come Dey short am
Easy, I know you wan use d story masturbate abi?πŸ₯±
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 6:38pm On Apr 03
I'm coming. Let me finish one or two stuffs.. will update soon
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Precious201010(m): 6:40pm On Apr 03
Op what is this na...

Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Viserion: 6:51pm On Apr 03
Come and finish it o
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 7:00pm On Apr 03
The next morning, I decided to leave for ppa very early without her . I acted like I was giving her space.

It was my turn to conduct the students during devotion at my ppa. Whilst conducting From the podium, I could see the fierce look on Bimbo's face as our eyes locked, cuz I left her behind. I could tell she was angry with me and also dying to talk to me but I kept ignoring her. I wanted to punish her for leaving my room and letting my 3rd leg down πŸ₯².


Baby girl if you're seeing this now you know...

I left the ppa early that day too without her so I could get enough condoms for the week. I didn't come to nysc to born pikin πŸ˜‚


I rushed home and had my bath. I decided to nap . She came back too and I didn't greet her like we usually do. She called out to me " Ernest Ernest !!!"... I pretended to be fast asleep. Til I heard a heavy knock on my dooorrrrr..i
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 7:18pm On Apr 03
I refused to open the door and she went back to her room. Her boyfriend called and called. She picked up but shouted at him to stop disturbing her cuz She wasn't in a good mood.

At this point , I had her where I wanted her. My girlfriend called me and we spoke for an hour while she eaves dropped at our romantic nothings πŸ˜‹. When she noticed I wasn't on the phone anymore , she spoke to me from her room ...

Bimbo : Come o ..Ernest , have I offended you in any way. Pls tell me . Cuz I don't understand

Ernest: It's nothing serious .just having mood swings and my body needs some resetting.

Bimbo: Just tell me you're mad at me . Oya I'm sorry . Can I come there?

Ernest: only if you do anything I say.

Bimbo: Hmm .. oya open your door.


When she said so I knew it was time πŸ˜­πŸ˜‹...

I reluctantly opened the door and as she came inside she stared at me for some seconds.. She held my beard as she lifted my face up and asked if I had anything to eat ...

I moved back and sat on my study chair...She came from behind me and grabbed my phone. I got up to take my phone and I hurriedly carried her and landed her back on my mouka foam. It's was getting steamy hot as we were rubbing bodies constantly.

We started wrestling playfully and laughing ... And something...
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by JohnAOne: 7:31pm On Apr 03
And on this episode of THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op): 7:44pm On Apr 03
JohnAOne:
And on this episode of THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
Lol.. The experience still lives rent free in my head. It's not even half of what occurred...
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Omoboricash(m): 8:13pm On Apr 03
ErnestNc:
Lol.. The experience still lives rent free in my head. It's not even half of what occurred...
You have to finish the entire gist
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Sonnobax15(m): 8:28pm On Apr 03
lipsrsealed
Op,are you aware that you're playing a very delicate play with our erections tonight? undecided
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by thrillionaire(m): 8:49pm On Apr 03
Precious201010:
Op what is this na...
lmao 🀣

Chill nau
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by thrillionaire(m): 8:54pm On Apr 03
We all have had our conversations and those days we were all out sowing our wild oats.

Girls make our world fun and complete.
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by yarimo(m): 8:55pm On Apr 03
Op come and finish it, before I direct blue thunder from Iraq to locate you undecided
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Kingsley1169: 9:08pm On Apr 03
Werey and incompletion are 5 & 6
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by AcadaWriter0: 10:51pm On Apr 03
Here's my take on this little snippet of a caption. It’s all about the vibes, right? Pretty charming. πŸ˜‰?
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by MrOreo(m): 5:24am On Apr 04
Op, you go soon collect oraimo for neck!!! angry
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by ErnestNc(op):
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Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Elzazzi: 7:48am On Apr 04
LeeSmart:
Trust me this OP no get the intention to finish this story, at the end baba go refer us go one website like that to go finish am ourselves😒😒
It’s a made up story Lol. I sensed it
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by YoobaNesan: 7:58am On Apr 04
Omo werey, come and finish what you started... grin
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by kiddaz: 9:29am On Apr 04
Weyrey say na loading... grin
Cheap guy after Una go say girls cheap. Just egusi soup you done fall yakata for bed grin
Re: My Escapade With The Girlfriend Of A Simp by Sirhush(m): 10:24am On Apr 04
Come finish to what you start shocked
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