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SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃😄

In that situation, my mum will ignore you completely until you are in bed.
Then she will slide into your room with any weapon ranging from broom, cutlass, shoe, cane or plank and then bolt the door behind her.

When she starts pummeling you, popsy will start banging on the door for her open the door.

When she opens the door, popsy will pretend to take her side by lending a hand and vroooom, you bolt out of the room. 🤣🤣

Were you ever flogged with a cutlass?

My mum was an expert on that. She won't cut you, just flog.

After the metal slaps your body about five times only, aboniki balm will be your companion for the next few days. 🤣😄

😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded....

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Mariangeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🤦🏽....

Apcshit:
Nonsense topic,what is wrong with nairaland.com

It is an interesting topic, and you can see it from the comments.

AZControversial:
😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded....

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Marianmgeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🤦🏽....

Your sin no pass say she send you message, you decided to ignore.

For we the girls, you went for an outing she told you not to.

It could be a birthday party. And you would've been saying it to her hearing that Agnes will be throwing a birthday party next week and you'd saying to her hearing all the fun you guys plan to have at the beach.

She'll pretend not to hear, afterall you didn't directly ask for her permission.

Then the D-Day came and you wake up early, quickly do all your house chores and even more, then get dressed for the party and then go to tell her you were leaving...

Only one word she'll tell you and won't repeat herself.. don't go! 😅

In your mind you'd be like, Dafuq? 😧 What's this woman talking about?

Don't go keh?

Then you be like but mummy I have told you about this since two weeks ago 😱😱

She won't even respond to you.

Then you storm out of her presence and decide to take the bulls by the horns. 😅

When you go and come back, you'll learn the hard way.

EverydayTales:
Nigerian mums really have some secret intuition not just pure experience jare

This should be like an inbuilt system for every mom, that's why our position in the family is more precious than any silver and gold.

EverydayTales:
Nigerian mums are actually wizards 😭
This one asked: “Who finished the meat?”
The children said no… but she still found a way to know who did it.
Is it intuition or just luck?
Have you ever caught your kids or been caught?
Let’s explore these peculiar Nigerian mum “genie powers” 👀
How them they do am?

They always leave clues behind....body language, antecedents, reverse psychology etc

Kids aint smart.

Kingisibor:
Take your over serious life elsewhere, if you're depressed go get help... must you bring your life misfortunes here? We are happy people not a sadist like you....

Very good. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Lollllllzzzzzzz

SisterAnn:
Your sin no pass say she send you message, you decided to ignore.

For we the girls, you went for an outing she told you not to.

It could be a birthday party. And you would've been saying it to her hearing that Agnes will be throwing a birthday party next week and you'd saying to her hearing all the fun you guys plan to have at the beach.

She'll pretend not to hear, afterall you didn't directly ask for her permission.

Then the D-Day came and you wake up early, quickly do all your house chores and even more, then get dressed for the party and then go to tell her you were leaving...

Only one word she'll tell you and won't repeat herself.. don't go! 😅

In your mind you'd be like, Dafuq? 😧 What's this woman talking about?

Don't go keh?

Then you be like but mummy I have told you about this since two weeks ago 😱😱

She won't even respond to you.

Then you storm out of her presence and decide to take the bulls by the horns. 😅

When you go and come back, you'll learn the hard way.

Abba. ...una sef too do

EverydayTales:
Imagine thinking you’re slick, and she’s already 2 steps ahead 😭.. mothers!

Help me ask my mama how she take know say I dey smoke. I nova even smoke for months oh and it was just a normal day.

This happened over 25 years ago but the shock still grips me.

AZControversial:
😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded....

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Mariangeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🤦🏽....

Not exactly.

What I meant by my comment was that your mum does not know the meaning of soft parenting. Hehehe
As in, it is not in her parenting dictionary.

You get?

Mariangeles:
Not exactly.

What I meant by my comment was that your mum does not know the meaning of soft parenting. Hehehe
As in, it is not in her parenting dictionary.

You get?

Ohh!!! Ok

you don talk am naa.. white woman ... No Nigerian mum fit tolerate that even if she wan try.. laslas she go hang am 😂

RollinTNDA:
E get one white woman. Her pikin dey wooze her slap she still dey smile. Pikin of 10 yrs

The mother talks to him like an adult and the boy no dey obey a single instructions from the mother.

But the woman still love am endlessly

Na you think am so.. and this one no be nairaland matter... na me and you... wetin do the topic? abeg.. tissh me biko

Apcshit:
Nonsense topic,what is wrong with nairaland.com

iss-a-lie! 😂😂.. i talk am!... we never uncode.. how dem dey know this things o!

doctore212:
I carried an olosho come our family house during my uni days.

My mama just entered from market and said Woman dey this house and began to search around.

I fear my mama that day

emm... sorry.. [coughs].. you say? 🤓 ... abi make the mothers even catch the fathers join 😂... but sha.. if you get evidence.. share abeg.. for the sake of new borns 😂

ZaddyJ:
Mothers are not the only clever parent. Fathers too are.

careful o.. I be last born o.. I no send like that

CJStarz:
Hehehe
Especially the last borns

walahi!.. ... but na that percieve.. I still they wan understand.. na wetin? dey read am for school where boys no dey ni abi.. God do ojoro dash them extra sense ..

Mariangeles:
She perceived a different scent/energy from what she was familiar with, around the house.

A mother's instinct.

eweeh!.. natural kwa?

CJStarz:
A typical Nigerian mum na natural FBI/CID

😂😂.. no worry.. me self i no go ask 😂

ZaddyJ:
If na olosho or runs girls Arrgh! Your mama must find because e get why. Don’t ask me 🙏🏿 please

😂😂.. na who help you apply rob later.. sorry ehn 😂😂

AZControversial:


I remember long ago my mom asked me to wash the dishes. As the king of procrastination, I told her I would do them that she shouldn't bother.
Somehow, I had gone to play ball and had completely forgotten. I entered the house, freshened up and started watching TV. She sat there with me watching oo.
Brethren, it didn't dawn on me until she got up and walked towards the door. As she closed the door and bolted it, my heart cut. And because of me, the stubborn one, cane was an easy reach.
It was then I realised......

true talk

Melagros:
COMRADES, I think our parents, especially the mothers know us very well that's why they are called first teachers

i think baa? 😂😂..

MrDoGood:
Life when she don live past, why she no go know 😂😂😂😂

parenting wey don employ Ai 😂

Mariangeles:
Soft parenting? What is that?

you talk something.. ... so wetin happen? if we get that kind training and we see how it help us.. why we no transfer to our children.. maybe not extreme iron beating sha 😂... but you get the gist.. me i dey wonder.. whether na Gen z dey parent the parents abi what... that they can not experience what it means to have long ropes land anywhere on your back again

Excellent93:
Gone are those days na iron shoe dem dey use beat person like say we be common criminals those iron shoe really moulded our characters unlike this Gen z ...those days na community dey Join hand beat you ...na your mama born you but na community get you so no misbehave

enhen.. will check it out.. you find same on Everyday Wahala Tales on YouTube too

Negro1986:
😂This is really true , very funny like the kind of pranks you see in Amakom Tv YouTube 🙈🤣🤩

.. chop knuckles bro no need talk again

Kingisibor:
Take your over serious life elsewhere, if you're depressed go get help... must you bring your life misfortunes here? We are happy people not a sadist like you....

brutal?.. na the brutal make you better person now o.. better thank your stars

AZControversial:

Soft parenting ke?
Just one out of the many times I got into trouble with my mom.....
She just knew how and when to get me and damn, she was brutal.....

fathers nko? them no get intuition ni? abi dem no know their children too?...

Keme4Real:
Call it mother's intuition. She knows her children

my dear.. if she no see slippers or hint.. she go no sha.. na the nigerian definition of mothers be that

otipoju:
Maybe she saw slippers or dem don hint am from outside.

indeed. Amen o

Austema:
I read somewhere that " the departure of the mother is the time a man (no matter his age) will feel the weight of life"

God bless our mothers

😂😂 you sure say rich man pikin no dey do their own version?

No be only meat o… na bigger things go just dey miss for house 👀

But one thing sure…
no matter the level, Nigerian mums go still find wetin go make them set trap 😭

For those wondering wetin start this whole thing self… see am here 👇


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqukMoQi7Y0

Cmanforall:
Rich man’s wife won’t ask her children who ate the mean?

When a child eats meat, don’t call it stealing. Check first if it’s due to deprivation, starvation or hunger

eweeh!... If I know your mum.. Na ten times I go dey greet am pass everyday 😂

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃😄

In that situation, my mum will ignore you completely until you are in bed.
Then she will slide into your room with any weapon ranging from broom, cutlass, shoe, cane or plank and then bolt the door behind her.

When she starts pummeling you, popsy will start banging on the door for her open the door.

When she opens the door, popsy will pretend to take her side by lending a hand and vroooom, you bolt out of the room. 🤣🤣

Were you ever flogged with a cutlass?

My mum was an expert on that. She won't cut you, just flog.

After the metal slaps your body about five times only, aboniki balm will be your companion for the next few days. 🤣😄

Amen o.. You talk well

Oceanjagaban:
God Bless all the Good women on earth and Rip to the ones that we lost...Naija no easy.