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odizeey:
Na highness. Those their strawman arguments.

Evidence dey to suggest otherwise but I no get that time

eph12:
Evidence dey to suggest otherwise but I no get that time

Time no dey

Jan 2024: Omar Berrada appointed as new CEO

Apr 2024: Amorim linked to West Ham and Liverpool; both pass. Jason Wilcox appointed as Technical Director

Jul 2024: Ashworth joins Manchester United as Sporting Director (after gardening leave; we pay £5m).

Ratcliffe said this in February 2024:

“Dan Ashworth is clearly one of the top sporting directors in the world.

“I have no doubt he is a very capable person.

“He is interested in Manchester United because it’s the biggest challenge at the biggest club in the world.

“It would be different at [Man] City because you’re maintaining a level.

“Here it’s a significant rebuilding job.

“He would be a very good addition.”

Nov 2024: We pay €11m to sign Ruben Amorim from Sporting. He takes over after 9 PL games.

Dec 2024: Ashworth warned a back three won’t fit United’s squad; objects to Amorim; loses the internal power struggle and is pushed out after 5 months on the job.

May 2025: Amorim, coaching 27 games, finishes 15th in the league on 42 points; lowest points total since relegation in 1974. Goes on to lose a European Cup final to a Spurs team who finished 17th in the league, and hadn't won a trophy since the time of Father Abraham.

Summer 2025: Amorim backed with £200m+ spending (for some odd reason he signs two #10s even though he has Bruno, one of the premier 10s in all of world football). Could've bought a CM.

Aug 2025: Lost to 4th-tier Grimsby Town in the Carabao Cup (£200m spent). Amorim's clockwork emotional outburst: “sometimes I want to quit, sometimes I want to be here for 20 years,” "sometimes I hate my players."

Sep 2025: Another classic stream of emotion and stubbornness: “not even the Pope can make me change my system.”

Nov 2025: Lost to Everton, who played with 10-men at Old Trafford for 80 minutes.

? 2025: Amorim sticks to 3-4-3; board later pressures him to switch to back four.

Dec 2025: "Amass is now struggling in the Championship." Complete unprovoked.
Drew with West Ham (18th) at Old Trafford.
Drew with Wolves (20th, 2pts) at Old Trafford.

Jan 2026: Amorim sacked after 14 months.

42 points. 15th. £200m+ spent. Europa League final lost to a Spurs side that finished 17th. Win rate under 39% in 63 games (25W-15D-23L). Publicly criticised players and academy along the way. That’s the legacy. The worst coach we've ever seen.

Copied.

Which other stat do we have? Not one positive stat from Amorim’s regime. But our resident analysts in here will not let us hear word. The players ni (after spending 400m), the owners ni, the fans ni, the pitch ni, the roof ni, Amorim is the next best thing after jollof rice, he is executing a long term, we will suffer before getting there.

Where is the god of thunder?

odizeey:
Time no dey

There's no evidence anywhere that looks good for your Master. He's by miles the worse United coach ever and there's nothing you his sexuals can do about it.

nitrogen:
Which other stat do we have? Not one positive stat from Amorim’s regime. But our resident analysts in here will not let us hear word. The players ni (after spending 400m), the owners ni, the fans ni, the pitch ni, the roof ni, Amorim is the next best thing after jollof rice, he is executing a long term, we will suffer before getting there.

Where is the god of thunder?

If dem born dem weell make dem bring the stats come na, I dare any of them.

Ellexy:
There's no evidence anywhere that looks good for your Master. He's by miles the worse United coach ever and there's nothing you his sexuals can do about it.

Get thee behind me.
I understand the pain. Odizeey can celebrate this UCL qualification with me even when he wanted the sustainability of coaches.

Na next season when Enrique come and we manage UCL you go finally enter 6 feet because I go dey here happy to stupor.

odizeey:
Get thee behind me.
I understand the pain. Odizeey can celebrate this UCL qualification with me even when he wanted the sustainability of coaches.

Na next season when Enrique come and we manage UCL you go finally enter 6 feet because I go dey here happy to stupor.

Stop talking nonsense and bring the stats that favour your man master, either you bring those stats or shut up.

Ellexy:
Stop talking nonsense and bring the stats that favour your man master, either you bring those stats or shut up.

I can't take a lunatic like you seriously. You wey don dey hate manager from day one because them sack your fav.
If you don't get out from my mentions.

odizeey:
I can't take a lunatic like you seriously. You wey don dey hate manager from day one because them sack your fav.
If you don't get out from my mentions.

I dare you, if dem born you well bring that Amorim stat come. Leave too much talk and bring one positive stat

Ellexy:
I dare you, if dem born you well bring that Amorim stat come. Leave too much talk and bring one positive stat

The earlier you realize that I'll always support a manager like Amorim that doesn't give a damn about fans or board and focus on his plan, the better for you.

Maybe na joblessness make you no get data to go find stat. Keep on using free basic on Nairaland 😄

odizeey:
The earlier you realize that I'll always support a manager like Amorim that doesn't give a damn about fans or board and focus on his plan, the better for you.

Yeah water is wet. Even if he relegates us your head will be deep in his ass. No wonder you're Amorim's favourite sexual.

Ellexy:
Yeah water is wet. Even if he relegates us your head will be deep in his ass. No wonder you're Amorim's favourite sexual.

He didn't relegate us, was 6th, got sacked. We are now third. I'm happy and you are sad. Why na😄

odizeey:
He didn't relegate us, was 6th, got sacked. We are now third. I'm happy and you are sad. Why na😄

Good riddance to the worst rubbish to ever coach this club, couldn't be more happier. Look it's very simple, Amorim is comfortably the worst United coach since WW2, prove me wrong.

Ellexy:
Good riddance to the worst rubbish to ever coach this club, couldn't be more happier. Look it's very simple, Amorim is comfortably the worst United coach since WW2, prove me wrong.

I'm coming. I'll prove you wrong. Give me a second

Who be this Westham number 18

So good

Mateus Fernandes

I see why there are links

Proper baller

Omor raya suppose dey Ballon d or top 5

But Fernandez should be scoring that

eph12:
This fake stats again

You nor go cry blood ke?

The numbers are too bad to be correct abi?

Lmao

See the atrocious records y'all were shamelessly associating with FFS!!

Y'all Amorusexuals were literally ambassadors of failure on these pages.

Quality free kick from Rashford

This Rashford na otu oshi. I hope Barca signs him permanently, we don't need him in our future project.

That's the thing with Rashford, very frustratingly inconsistent considering the quality he possesses

Beorn:
This Rashford na otu oshi. I hope Barca signs him permanently, we don't need him in our future project.

Azin serious otu

Ellexy:
Azin serious otu

I hope he scores hat-tricks from now till the final match and scam Barca into buying him permanently. I've never seen a more inconsistent player in all my years of watching football. Tueh.

Jamiuokolaa:
You nor go cry blood ke?

The numbers are too bad to be correct abi?

Lmao

See the atrocious records y'all were shamelessly associating with FFS!!

Y'all Amorusexuals were literally ambassadors of failure on these pages.

Fake news!!!

Beorn:
I hope he scores hat-tricks from now till the final match and scam Barca into buying him permanently. I've never seen a more inconsistent player in all my years of watching football. Tueh.

The man has won a league taitu with another club......as a MAN UTD player!

Jamiuokolaa:
The man has won a league taitu with another club......as a MAN UTD player!

That league victory is due to team success. Have you watched him in Barça colors?

Leyqute:
That league victory is due to team success. Have you watched him in Barça colors?

I don Kuku watch am o

Same old inconsistent Rashford with embarassing misses.

Only that his 28 GA cannot be overlooked laidat

Jamiuokolaa:
I don Kuku watch am o

Same old inconsistent Rashford with embarassing misses.

Only that his 28 GA cannot be overlooked laidat

Stats can be deceiving tho.

Barca fans who have watched him know better. Na why dem dey curse am for him tepid lackluster displays. As long as they pay up at the end of the season, I don’t mind.

“28 G/A” no be beans.