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greypencils:
You never ready. You are not lonely.

Omoh I rather remain in my lonely state o than go for late 30s, except they have the money to throw around

It is so unreasonable to generalize women in Nigeria and to denigrate them in this manner. It's unfortunate that you will not be able or capable to equate a Nigerian woman's capacity and energy either financially, mentally or emotionally.

You are so bitter towards them yet they are NOT the cause of your financial or energy inability to meet up with them. Please, your denigrating write-up against them do not change anything....... You dislike them because you don't have enough in whatever way to appeal to them for them to prolly compromise a little and align with you or to be in your class....... IT IS WHAT IT IS.

Saturnalia:
First of all, you apologize too much. You don’t need that. You’re close to age 50 and should have developed thick skin “like we the Capricorns” by now.

Now, pay attention very carefully.

Never ever tell a Nigerian woman or lady how you feel about her.

If the woman is a Chinese, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a Russian, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is an Iranian, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a North Korean, I would say go ahead.

If the woman is a Amerikan, because of too much consumption of burger & koolaid, you may still go ahead but must thread with caution.

But as for Nigerian women, you sign your death warrant the day you mistakenly pour out your hearts to them, because you would have automatically given her the leverage to shackle you forever.

Let me tell you from experience, you have already activated the “dormant witchcraft demon” inside that girl that you wrote a letter.

She did not bother to mention or discuss it further with you simply because she’s already calculating how to begin to share half of your salary with you, and taking over every tangible properties you have been able to amass.

Look, when it comes to Nigerian women, you do not toast them, you do not tell them your feelings and you do not pamper them because they see such acts as weakness.

When you desire to copulate with any Nigerian woman, you begin by getting her attention with your presence.

From hello, hi to responding to her greetings and telling her to come fetch water in your compound, until you find yourself one day giving her dog-gy or jumping monkey. I am not saying you should rape her ooo. She will definitely succumb that her vajuju to you voluntarily if you play your game well. And once you’re done with her, you move on to the next without any remorse or attachment.

It doesn’t matter if they address you as “sir”, Infact that gives you an edge but never ever make the mistake of approaching them first.

Jakarta:
Ogbeni use Ma Ma to open it back

. I swear you sabi

So you wan chop my igbesa babe abi....i be dey see am for your eye

omenuwad:
Bro na your work dey fear them, women look down on men doing security work go to a good church join their youth community platforms, work for God there you will have loads of friends to talk to.

OP never sabi females. He should have pretended to own the house and see all of them fall yakata.

Jakarta:
Ogbeni use Ma Ma to open it back

. Playfully cake them ma when they came you sir .. they'd most likely start to be free around you .. but on the flip side , you go still need a that respect when e Start to dey sup cus omo they'd completely disrespect you, you won't recognize yourself again, it won't bebabiut the Sir ..


Then again, the Sir doesn't mean anything .. na you just dey carry am for head , you could still gi ahead and do what you wanna do ..



You weren't lying when you said you look younger than your age .. yu look thirty...


You could even use about your age to them and they wouldn't notice

Kalulu44:
You know what causes the confidence thing. Growing up, I used to be ladies man. I don't toast them, they are always at my beck and call. It makes me think it will continue that way. Since my kids mama left in 2010, it's money I have been using to woo the few ones I have dated, and it doesn't end well.
Not that I can't face any of them and say my mind. I am just allergic to someone telling me No

I understand us fine boys and not getting use to no .. but it's still gonna happen ..

Just kick it aside and move on

Silentgroper:
I understand us fine boys and not getting use to no .. but it's still gonna happen ..

Just kick it aside and move on

No problem man, thanks.

gbengulonice:
So you wan chop my igbesa babe abi....i be dey see am for your eye

Lolz! Your Igbesa babes too like free things and them no wan give back

Azzamann:
OP never sabi females. He should have pretended to own the house and see all of them fall yakata.

Hmmm.... But most men I see them hang around with are not even up to my standard and I am not lying.
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2ndly, I have never worn a security outfit since I started working there. Even the owner of the place has promoted and employed me fully into her hotel business which is just beside the house. I'm still working as contract security staff and now working for her directly.
Her younger bro owns the house I am looking after, she herself just bought the adjoining 6 apartments close to her guest house. Leaving the main building for her brother.
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So in truth, I have never looked or acted like a security. Only them knows what's wrong with them. And since two days ago, I have started blocking the privileges they enjoy from me.
No more water and charging phone for them except one or two who are trying to respond.

Silentgroper:
. Playfully cake them ma when they came you sir .. they'd most likely start to be free around you .. but on the flip side , you go still need a that respect when e Start to dey sup cus omo they'd completely disrespect you, you won't recognize yourself again, it won't bebabiut the Sir ..


Then again, the Sir doesn't mean anything .. na you just dey carry am for head , you could still gi ahead and do what you wanna do ..



You weren't lying when you said you look younger than your age .. yu look thirty...


You could even use about your age to them and they wouldn't notice

Some of them have elevated it from "Sir" to "Daddy". Daddy please I want water, daddy pls I want to charge my phone.
Daddy good morning and what's not.
On Tuesday this week I told them categorically that they should stop calling me sir or daddy. I didn't give birth to any of them and they should stop it.
If they can't call me Mr Uche or officer as my colleague calls me, then they should forget about getting anything from me.
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Some are still stubbornly repeating that daddy. I don't even have a problem with the sir, but daddy. Come of it, who's your daddy?
😀😀😀😀.
As at ystday, I have stopped majority of them from coming to get water or charge phone at my place, and it's not bcus of even the sir or daddy thing.
Two among them that rejected my advances. Instead of playing along as if nothing happened and continue your normal greetings. They started snubbing me, they don't greet me anymore, but if they want water they'll send among those girls to come get water for them.
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I noticed it and I asked two of the girls, hope you guys are not fetching water for so so and so persons.
They denied until 2days ago I saw one of those girl handing her bucket to another person to help her get water.
That was when I block them all, no water no charging of phone.
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Another one that got me annoyed is, bcus I gave you the privilege to be fetching water, she now use the opportunity to help her boyfriend living in the next 2 house to fill his drum. This is a guy that has no respect, feels too big to greet.
All this makes me stop them, though I still dodge one or two of them in that have my number and really begged me.
In all this, is not that I'm trying to be wicked or take revenge.
My boss the owner of the place categorically warn me not to allow anyone come in there to fetch water or charge phone or power bank. That those gadgets runs the solar we are using down quickly.
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Everything I am doing for them is at a big risk, and they're over 15 people who have turned my place to their fetching water place. That is too much. Initially it was one or two people I wanted to get that luck, and that's what I want to reverse it to.
And among that two, one must be dating me or keeping me company 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
If not, sope otilo hahaha.
@wotowotoman, come hear your brother o

kalulu44, for the fact say dem don dey call you £daddy ", it is over for you. No more way.🥱🥱

LIVINGICONREBOR:
kalulu44, for the fact say dem don dey call you £daddy ", it is over for you. No more way.🥱🥱

Hahahaha, and I bruttally told them I don't ever want to hear it.
Ystday I purposely stayed indoor till 8:30pm, normally I resume at my post the guest house by 6:30 or 7pm. Which is where they always come to me and start saying "daddy" ejoo a fe kpon omi. Daddy we want to fetch water.
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Though apart from their matter, I was feeling feverish for some days now which ultimately made me stay indoors. You won't believe immediately I came out, they have lined up outside my gate waiting patiently for me to come out, cus they know I must come out.
I went outside, walked passed them and was walking 100m to an Aboki place to buy chew gum to chew and kill my bitter mouths.
They were just looking at me, one of them summoned the courage and was following me at the back with the call "daddy daddy" and this was the first person I warned never to call me that. No be me born you, why you go dey call me daddy, abi you no know where your daddy dey.
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I pretended not to hear and within seconds she stopped following me.
Me I bought what I wanted to buy, came back and went inside like before.
It was then one of them who has my number, cus about 4 of them have my number but since they collected it, they have refused to call me so I want start disturbing them with it.
That one beg and beg me on the phone, I pitied her and allow she and two other person. One of the two persons was an Igbo girl that just came there two days ago.
I spoke Igbo language with her and told her what I need from her and what she will gain from me.
She doesn't have bucket I gave her one. I showed her round my place after she told me the room they fixed her in is occupied by 4 people.
She told me she likes my place that from that ystday she will come and be using it.
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She came back from work ystday and only came to fetch water, after that I didn't see her again. Guess what, they have spoilt her mind. Cus they noticed since that on Thursday both of us have been engrossed with serious talk and I only tend to open gate for them whenever she comes back.
So as it's now, I am going to study her well today. If it's negative response from her, then the doors to all of them coming to fetch water and charge phone has closed.

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, and I bruttally told them I don't ever want to hear it.
Ystday I purposely stayed indoor till 8:30pm, normally I resume at my post the guest house by 6:30 or 7pm. Which is where they always come to me and start saying "daddy" ejoo a fe kpon omi. Daddy we want to fetch water.
.
Though apart from their matter, I was feeling feverish for some days now which ultimately made me stay indoors. You won't believe immediately I came out, they have lined up outside my gate waiting patiently for me to come out, cus they know I must come out.
I went outside, walked passed them and was walking 100m to an Aboki place to buy chew gum to chew and kill my bitter mouths.
They were just looking at me, one of them summoned the courage and was following me at the back with the call "daddy daddy" and this was the first person I warned never to call me that. No be me born you, why you go dey call me daddy, abi you no know where your daddy dey.
.
I pretended not to hear and within seconds she stopped following me.
Me I bought what I wanted to buy, came back and went inside like before.
It was then one of them who has my number, cus about 4 of them have my number but since they collected it, they have refused to call me so I want start disturbing them with it.
That one beg and beg me on the phone, I pitied her and allow she and two other person. One of the two persons was an Igbo girl that just came there two days ago.
I spoke Igbo language with her and told her what I need from her and what she will gain from me.
She doesn't have bucket I gave her one. I showed her round my place after she told me the room they fixed her in is occupied by 4 people.
She told me she likes my place that from that ystday she will come and be using it.
.
She came back from work ystday and only came to fetch water, after that I didn't see her again. Guess what, they have spoilt her mind. Cus they noticed since that on Thursday both of us have been engrossed with serious talk and I only tend to open gate for them whenever she comes back.
So as it's now, I am going to study her well today. If it's negative response from her, then the doors to all of them coming to fetch water and charge phone has closed.

Bro, you don cast for those girls side. Just forget them and lest I forget, cut them all off completely.

Azzamann:
Bro, you don cast for those girls side. Just forget them and lest I forget, cut them all off completely.

Yeah, something like that. But one don enter the trap already.
With all their forming and all, hunger wan keep them. I will keep you posted

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, and I bruttally told them I don't ever want to hear it.
Ystday I purposely stayed indoor till 8:30pm, normally I resume at my post the guest house by 6:30 or 7pm. Which is where they always come to me and start saying "daddy" ejoo a fe kpon omi. Daddy we want to fetch water.
.
Though apart from their matter, I was feeling feverish for some days now which ultimately made me stay indoors. You won't believe immediately I came out, they have lined up outside my gate waiting patiently for me to come out, cus they know I must come out.
I went outside, walked passed them and was walking 100m to an Aboki place to buy chew gum to chew and kill my bitter mouths.
They were just looking at me, one of them summoned the courage and was following me at the back with the call "daddy daddy" and this was the first person I warned never to call me that. No be me born you, why you go dey call me daddy, abi you no know where your daddy dey.
.
I pretended not to hear and within seconds she stopped following me.
Me I bought what I wanted to buy, came back and went inside like before.
It was then one of them who has my number, cus about 4 of them have my number but since they collected it, they have refused to call me so I want start disturbing them with it.
That one beg and beg me on the phone, I pitied her and allow she and two other person. One of the two persons was an Igbo girl that just came there two days ago.
I spoke Igbo language with her and told her what I need from her and what she will gain from me.
She doesn't have bucket I gave her one. I showed her round my place after she told me the room they fixed her in is occupied by 4 people.
She told me she likes my place that from that ystday she will come and be using it.
.
She came back from work ystday and only came to fetch water, after that I didn't see her again. Guess what, they have spoilt her mind. Cus they noticed since that on Thursday both of us have been engrossed with serious talk and I only tend to open gate for them whenever she comes back.
So as it's now, I am going to study her well today. If it's negative response from her, then the doors to all of them coming to fetch water and charge phone has closed.

You get pains for brokus and you come dey feel feverish and you still believe say you never carry something from OS? Ogbeni, you better rush go hospital first thing tomorrow morning before e too late

By the way, see wetin your friend Kezie use solve him own wahala

Wotowotoman:
You get pains for brokus and you come dey feel feverish and you still believe say you never carry something from OS? Ogbeni, you better rush go hospital first thing tomorrow morning before e too late

By the way, see wetin your friend Kezie use solve him own wahala

Thanks, i think i don see different solutions.
As for the cause, I may some how go with the masturbation thing. Since over a month i stopped it is when this problem started. Even my guys at our work place told me to look for a girl and nack when I told them it's since 2024 I last had sex, saying maybe my semens has stuffed in one place.
And when I browse the cause, it told me when too much muscles relaxed on the pelvis/groin region, it trickles down to the testicles. And for sure I do stand a lot that I start feel pains in the legs I relaxed too much on.
I just don't know which to believe, but this one Kezie said they used, are you sure I can bear the pains the way they're analysing it 😀😀😀😀😀

Kalulu44:
Thanks, i think i don see different solutions.
As for the cause, I may some how go with the masturbation thing. Since over a month i stopped it is when this problem started. Even my guys at our work place told me to look for a girl and nack when I told them it's since 2024 I last had sex, saying maybe my semens has stuffed in one place.
And when I browse the cause, it told me when too much muscles relaxed on the pelvis/groin region, it trickles down to the testicles. And for sure I do stand a lot that I start feel pains in the legs I relaxed too much on.
I just don't know which to believe, but this one Kezie said they used, are you sure I can bear the pains the way they're analysing it 😀😀😀😀😀

Ogbeni, you better go hospital sharp sharp this momo before your preek rot finish. Next time if you see OS, you go pick race

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, you better go hospital sharp sharp this momo before your preek rot finish. Next time if you see OS, you go pick race

Na devil go polish your shoe with that OS wey you dey call

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, you better go hospital sharp sharp this momo before your preek rot finish. Next time if you see OS, you go pick race

I go still knack you akpako one of this days, shebi na me and you dey visit OS abi

Kalulu44:
Lolz! I'll be 46 by September 10.
Honestly eh nature cheats me badly. You can see at my age I still don't have matured beards.

... Na you cheat Nature. You have a good stature. You don't look your Age.

You be like a guy in his 30's

By the way, na very Good writer you be and a Good story Teller. Weldone Bros.

Na which side of Oguns state this particular Chinese companies wey you dey talk about dey ?

henrimoto:
... Na you cheat Nature. You have a good stature. You don't look your Age.

You be like a guy in his 30's

By the way, na very Good writer you be and a Good story Teller. Weldone Bros.

Na which side of Oguns state this particular Chinese companies wey you dey talk about dey ?

Ogun Guangzhou Free Trade Zone, Igbesa Ogun state.
Before Ogitech formerly Ogun Poly

Kalulu44:
Ogun Guangzhou Free Trade Zone, Igbesa Ogun state.
Before Ogitech formerly Ogun Poly

Ogbeni, this one wey tomorrow na holiday, hope say u don finally catch one of those smallies wey you go carry go beer parlour tonight. Hope say you no dey plan to go ashi house o

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, this one wey tomorrow na holiday, hope say u don finally catch one of those smallies wey you go carry go beer parlour tonight. Hope say you no dey plan to go ashi house o

Leave me jor, my brokus no dey make me reason any woman now

Kalulu44:
Leave me jor, my brokus no dey make me reason any woman now

You still never go hospital?

Na that Kezie treatment you wan use?

Wotowotoman:
You still never go hospital?

Na that Kezie treatment you wan use?

Yes or no, I get two options to try. Na Sunday or Monday I get off

Kalulu44:
Ogun Guangzhou Free Trade Zone, Igbesa Ogun state.
Before Ogitech formerly Ogun Poly

Another thing I forget to mention is that virtually all of these factory worker girls get one or two FWBs already. Either their male colleagues, their managers( both local and chinese), or one bikeman or artisan in the area. Them plenty for my area too and I discovered this after getting them became strangely complicated. So, the only way to get them is money(favors) for hand, back for ground. Don't let them manipulate you into an orbiter.

Azzamann:
Another thing I forget to mention is that virtually all of these factory worker girls get one or two FWBs already. Either their male colleagues, their managers( both local and chinese), or one bikeman or artisan in the area. Them plenty for my area too and I discovered this after getting them became strangely complicated. So, the only way to get them is money(favors) for hand, back for ground. Don't let them manipulate you into an orbiter.

Mehn, you don know them finish.
And dem sabi hungry eh!