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Have you ever lived in this kind of house or are you currently living in a house like this? Share your experience and let's have some fun 😊.

What kind of life is this?

I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”

The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera.

Na so so family to family fight dey happen for this kind of apartment. What causes the fight most is one pikin beating another pikin, na so e go turn fight of two mothers.

Another wahala is that there will always be a woman who no go dey get everything, na so so borrow borrow everyday sotey she go come knock your door for night to borrow stove to cook.

The very unfortunate part is agbaya married men and jobless bachelors assault young girls when they are just developing boobs and end up deflowering them when their parents are not at home 😭😭

This is a disaster waiting to happen. May God touch the heart of the people in charge to evict every resident there and demolish that abomination.

University days, until Elon Musk bless me

Obapluto:
University days, until Elon Musk bless me

Which kind of university is that? This kind of environment is not even ideal for any kind of university. Please, expose the institution and let's keep pushing it untill it is shutdown.

The kind of houses yekini should be looking to bannish and not babylonian targets.

OverCalculating:
Which kind of university is that? This kind of environment is not even ideal for any kind of university. Please, expose the institution and let's keep pushing it untill it is shutdown.

shutdown wat lol.. u think it's poor people that are livng in that building? Lol
Even this one them dey use A/C, check well

Obapluto:
shutdown wat lol.. u think it's poor people that are leaving in that building? Lol
Even this one them dey use A/C, check well

How is Air Conditioning an indicator of riches? Is that why you thought those who live there are not poor? In your mind of mind, ask yourself, is that environment healthy enough for you and your family?

OverCalculating:
Which kind of university is that? This kind of environment is not even ideal for any kind of university. Please, expose the institution and let's keep pushing it untill it is shutdown.

na who tap that ur nyash last?

IyanAtiEgusi:
na who tap that ur nyash last?

Now, I have confirmed that you are just obsessed with the lady's backside. Get a life, dude.

Olofofo247ng:
How is Air Conditioning an indicator of riches? Is that why you thought those who live there are not poor? In your mind of mind, ask yourself, is that environment healthy enough for you and your family?

make I come dey argue with u now abi wetin make u dey quote quote me

Olofofo247ng:
I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”

The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera.

What is this i just read?

Olofofo247ng:
Now, I have confirmed that you are just obsessed with the lady's backside. Get a life, dude.

na bad thing?

No but in Aj, mushin, ifako, jibowu, mile2.. very common building in those areas

That's face- me -I -kpai -you apartment.
The kain fvck wen dem dey fvck for this kain setting ehn.

Everything in that house be like say E wan fail, or is failing already.

decatalyst:
What is this i just read?

cana inspired write up. but him try

My current apartment and I won't allow it bring me down... We might be poor today but there is always a hope for men

Olofofo247ng:
I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”

The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera.

ahahhahahahaha. So funny

Olofofo247ng:
Have you ever lived in this kind of house or are you currently living in a house like this? Share your experience and let's have some fun 😊.

there's nothing wrong here,
the only problem I see is the way they spread their washed clothes and painting
op, how many house U don build

A life time ago. I shall return to share tales of my experience.

Na only for Lagos that kind of house fit exist.

that house is not face me i face you, architecturally looking at the picture it looks like a 2or3 bedroom flat per floor, the length of the building will have proving better. face me i face you have a long hallway in the middle not at the far end. from the second floor there is a widow visible from the door ajar to prove my point.

Onitsha people can relate.

Olofofo247ng:
Have you ever lived in this kind of house or are you currently living in a house like this? Share your experience and let's have some fun 😊.

Why not
Nothing special

I no be obidient or Tinubu supporter

This kindz building no common for Ikorodu here

BUTTERMILKSUGAR:
What kind of life is this?

Until life happens to you and you live that life.

Olofofo247ng:
I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”

The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera.

Beautifully crafted. Well-done