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Some many have once become a lover boy or girl,so life or relationship challenges have turn them to somethings in the comment section tell us what you have done for love that you later regret it.

I.will be waiting for you in the comment section

I bought brand new IPhone 7* back then for a babe,Na only kiss I still collect🥺

I for regret everything wey I do : but after 2 months wey she go she don come back :

Have you ever sent money to someone about ₦100k (maybe small to you, but not to me) to assist them in sth and they totally ignore you maybe because they feel the sum wasn't worth their expectations?

Then you call in couple of days later to ask about their welfare and check if they'd mention it and they didn't?

You called sometime later and talked about it and the animal says "oh, I saw it. You try."

Love can convince a full-grown adult that "good morning" is a full-time job. Then one day... blocked. 😂

Dzzzz:
I bought brand new IPhone 7* back then for a babe,Na only kiss I still collect🥺

That's what you get when you monetise what your mouth can talk and fix.

You guys have the culture to monetise everything.
1. You monetise talking stage to a restaurant to eat. Food na toasting?

2. You can't even ask her out without the bragging because you feel it makes you measure up. "I live in the Estates...I would have been out with my Lexus so we go out but manage with me in this Highlander. I promise tomorrow we go out in my Benz." So you mumu like this??

3. You buy clothes you don't really like..but your friends admire for you.

4. You buy gadgets you don't need ..but because it qualifies you to the status of your ilks. I mean those who still think like you. Like, why are you and all your friends wearing timberland just to go and buy suya? Are you really okay in this world?

5. You want to get laid as an adult and you are instantly thinking you must spend and spend and spend to worth it. Why didn't you just contact an escort? Why are you so desperate to be overlooked?

Have you considered just asking "can we have sex tonight?" I am sure you are shocked and it sounds foreign. It doesn't. You just didn't know it works. It promotes your confidence to speak like you have your onions. Which one bi: "em, I don't know if you are free after here, we could go to my house for some Netflix and chill."

Everything is wrong with that statement. One, you are not creative. Other mumūs also use that statement. More than 100m of them.

Secondly, you know you just spent ₦120k because you monetised your conji. Now your brain is telling you to recover the sum by any means possible...by getting laid. That's why if she says NO, you start acting like a hungry hyena. 😆😆😆.


6. Have you tried shifting the discussion from " tell me about yourself" so you start lobbying for composure to "May I ask if your present boyfriend is okay you being out with another guy?". No unmarried woman is biologically single. Even the ones who don't have boyfriends aren't biologically single. Go and find the meaning of "biologically" cos I am sure you still wanna ask me questions I am warning you against.


7. Why are you trying to use your poor games to lure her to your house? Do you think she's a Chinese program or what? Have you tried saying it plainly "I was hoping after this walk we go to my house and maybe have some sex since you think we are compatible. But wouldn't that be presumptuous?" Read that again. You just moved from being the seeking-for-approval guy to being the guy. Now nobody is think you want this or that. I mean, even if you still want to monetise.


8. Have you ever asked her the main important questions?? "So what's your genotype, blood ground and HIV status? I guess no. You are more interested in what phone she uses. Person wey still carry Xr-converted to 17.

9. Have you dropped her off in a quiet and lonely place without behaving like a grapist? Cello tape your penis mate. Drop her off, bid her goodbye, and leave. Don't you fcking have self control?

10. She tells you she will think about it and you are rejoicing. I need to chisel you some good reasoning. Trust me, idi foolish. Think about what? How did you present it? Who asked you to say you love her? Who asked you to toast? Rule of thumb is first verifying if the person you love isn't a dumbo...make you no go tell 20-years old girl wey dey call you " brother Uchenna " for compound say you love am. You go turn " Uche" once..she no go even look your face.


Nna eh, I am just reaching you these things for free.

See you later.

Time to go and hawk in the traffic..

Una still dey love? I be think say all of us agree say we wan be Alpha Male Redpiller? 😁

Following thread, to open mouth in shock. Let's have it, let's have it.

😂 😂 😂 Lucky you, just recover everything wey you want to recover because she go still waka go....babe life na go and come, go and come until she finally get caught in a wedding trap or baby mama convertible ......

Alabig1000:
I for regret everything wey I do : but after 2 months wey she go she don come back :

chatinent:
That's what you get when you monetise what your mouth can talk and fix.

You don’t even know the full story,you just open mouth waaaaa…

Alabig1000:
I for regret everything wey I do : but after 2 months wey she go she don come back :

Una dey collect una babe when they go and "come back"?

Alabig1000:
I for regret everything wey I do : but after 2 months wey she go she don come back :

Should you really take her back
You need to think about that seriously....

Back then when I was in secondary school. I squandered my oga business because of One babe like that. I was seriously in love dat time.. d girl is a nurse now based in united kingdom.. my oga really suffered for my hand because of that girl. And the worst part of it is that I never see the girl pan t till today . Na only kiss and bwes she allowed me see

I dey try to catch her attention but she just dey ghost me on Facebook

wallrichy:
Don't tell me say you no fit organize street to go collect am for you? Don't tell me say you no fit arrange the gamers to help you recover the phone one time....you dey fall my hands big time......

Haba na,we no Dey do am here..I sha do revenge later when I catch the babe….All night blowing till down.

Many things, no regrets. Life is a lesson!

Whatever I do for love I don't regret ..At a young age, I led my siblings through quality and high end educational pursuits, supported them wholeheartedly during periods of perilous health crisis (Asthma, diabetes, HBP). Then ten years ago when my own health came crashing, the story is nothing short of a Nollywood tragedy featuring Tony Umez, Hilda Dakubo, Fabian Adibe, Pete Eneh, Obi Magdobogwu..

Do I have any regrets? No. Whatever I did for them was borne of love and not expectations..

Was given an opportunity to leave Nigeria forever for United States of America.

I rejected it due to my love for my family and my country. I do regret not accepting the offer back then

Allowing her moved in with me when I wasn't ready for marriage. Till date my family still think I was the one that ask her to move in with me.

Telling a lady that " i love her"...love doesn't exist.

DoctorAyukebot:
Whatever I do for love I don't regret ..At a young age, I led my siblings through quality and high end educational pursuits, supported them wholeheartedly during periods of perilous health crisis (Asthma, diabetes, HBP). Then ten years ago when my own health came crashing, the story is nothing short of a Nollywood tragedy featuring Tony Umez, Hilda Dakubo, Fabian Adibe, Pete Eneh, Obi Magdobogwu..

Do I have any regrets? No. Whatever I did for them was borne of love and not expectations..

if no regrets then you shouldn't have mentioned it ...don't you think.

Trust you, the full story is related. That's why you can't say it or lie about it. It will so fit.

Dzzzz:
You don’t even know the full story,you just open mouth waaaaa…

chatinent:
Trust you, the full story is related. That's why you can't say it or lie about it. It will so fit.

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱Anything that rocks your boat bro..

Sonofgod1990:
Back then when I was in secondary school. I squandered my oga business because of One babe like that. I was seriously in love dat time.. d girl is a nurse now based in united kingdom.. my oga really suffered for my hand because of that girl. And the worst part of it is that I never see the girl pan t till today . Na only kiss and bwes she allowed me see

I dey try to catch her attention but she just dey ghost me on Facebook

I feel you bro..The funny part is that,No sex is the point of my regret😂😂

chatinent:
Have you ever sent money to someone about ₦100k (maybe small to you, but not to me) to assist them in sth and they totally ignore you maybe because they feel the sum wasn't worth their expectations?

Then you call in couple of days later to ask about their welfare and check if they'd mention it and they didn't?

You called sometime later and talked about it and the animal days "oh, I saw it. You try."

This is funny, you try🤣🤣🤣

She has many yahoo boys that on speed dia

I have a lot of painful things to say but I’m coming. Let me finish this job first.

Dzzzz:
I feel you bro..The funny part is that,No sex is the point of my regret😂😂

D babe letter enter school go do nursing and midwifery and she's currently working in United Kingdom. I dey try get her attention for Facebook but she dey ghost me. I really helped the girl life when we were in school

reucom:
Should you really take her back
You need to think about that seriously....

I did her bad actually:
But probably my good side outweighed the bad

I should be asking her this question you just asked , lol

Ehen, ehen, now you are talking. Abeg, no dey carry last o make one local babe no use you shine moonlight, and go dey gist with her friends say, that guy na mumu bobo nice, him no get liver to even do the do or ask me out sef before I dump am like waste tissue sheet....na so she go dey discuss you if you no show smartness.....one love......

Dzzzz:
Haba na,we no Dey do am here..I sha do revenge later when I catch the babe….All night blowing till down.

Stephen0mozzy:
Una dey collect una babe when they go and "come back"?

Well; no any law that states u shouldn’t do that ;;

Just do whatever makes you happy

wallrichy:
😂 😂 😂 Lucky you, just recover everything wey you want to recover because she go still waka go....babe life na go and come, go and come until she finally get caught in a wedding trap or baby mama convertible ......

I feel you bro ;;;
As I don sabi say she fit waka go ;
I no put too much hope Incase