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SeeWahala:
Mschew that's how they were hyping all those brach front properties before their tilumbu came to scatter it all without recourse while simultaneously stealing N15 trillion ontop

When they come to scatter this place you'd see this same agbad0id op hailing their failure of a leader forgetting how they created this thread today

People of God can we all now see one of the reasons why we say to see an obidient wey get sense na by connection. This one right up here is casting aspersions on the current administration over a resort that has been in existence for more than forty years.

sandra2025:
I was there last year for vacation. Nice place.
I stayed there for two nights.
Wish I could go there this year vacation with someone special.
Cheers!

How expensive is it?

Hehe na china phone filter be this oo. Use ur eyes go there to see before u drop money. Scammers

donmixc:
over filter picture. they for no edit the picture make we see. they even turn the sky to blue

Arrant nonsense

Bitterness has affected ur reasoning

idrisolaide:
Question the source (Oni of Ife)

False. It is owned by Wale Akinboboye. He opened it as far back as 1984. Oni of Ife had not figured out his life at that time.

Biodun1929:
Lol....you be old man like me. 😂😂

sandra2025:
Are you a male or female?
We can link up and do a tour of it this year, if that's okay by you.

I paid entry fee of 10,000 and N165,000 per night last year as a single.
We can do group this year. It would be more cheaper.
Their rooms are seriously posh. Free internet. Nice intercontinental meals.

I am a male
Let's link up
I'll pay

YourGFsnatcher:
I am a male
Let's link up
I'll pay

I heard they've driven the fees up this year.
Anyways, it's all good.
Send me an email.
I can't put my number here.
Don't want people calling me.

EyeCumInPeace:
Don't worry, you will sing a new song when Kidnappers & Bandits pay you or one of your loved ones a visit. 😁

Kidnappers & Bandits Where

Majority of people in this Platform have always proven that they are not well traveled in the country. Some can't even point were Kebbi, Jigawa, Bauchi, Gombe or even Uyo on the Nigerian Map. Some will need A.i search or google to know were Damaturu, Potiskum, Gboko, Jalingo, Taraku, Garaku, Bali, Ikom, Brass etc. I can go on and on

You people should stop saying this rubbish all the time.

Majority of you have never ever visited an IDP camp or even know where one is before, but keep talking about Kidnappers & Bandits.

Majority of your type online have only come close to seeing a Kidnappers or Bandits only in your Mobile phone when you read the news or watch videos. Some of you don't even know anyone in your neighborhood or extend family that have ever been kidnapped before.

You make people outside the country feel like if you step out of your compound in Lagos, Akwa, Enugu, Asaba and other state capital or Major cities and towns in Nigeria rag tag bandit will just snatch someone like a hawk snatching a chick from the mother hen. Even the People that have had firsthand experience don't want to even talk about it because it is not an experience to keep in your memory.

From my travels they are many towns and villages in the far North that have never ever experience kidnapping or banditry before. They are people in the crisis zone in the North that don't even know how this Kidnappers & Bandits look physically. Most of them only hear about cases of Kidnapping & Banditry on the news like majority of Nigerians including you.

Anyways I believe Kidnapping & Banditry shall also pass some day.


May God help us

This place was built in the 1980s, around Ibeju-Lekki, very good place for corporate meetings and get away those days. Before some people came back from Chicago to develop Lagos.

sandra2025:
I was there last year for vacation. Nice place.
I stayed there for two nights.
Wish I could go there this year vacation with someone special.
Cheers!

Go back to your sponsor .

xynerise:
"Can you say La Campagne Tropicana 3 times without blabbing?"

Please leave me alone o. Me that I'm still contemplating whether it is La cham-pain, champagne, campaign or whatever. Just leave me before I take english stone you.

xynerise:
"Can you say La Campagne Tropicana 3 times without blabbing?"

For you to remember this advert you suppose don born finish 😂

OBIDIENTS ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO SEE SOMETHING NEGATIVE IN EVERY GOOD THING..

DIS IS NOT THE WAY TO GET POWER

BUT A SURE WAY TO DEPRESSION

SeeWahala:
Mschew that's how they were hyping all those brach front properties before their tilumbu came to scatter it all without recourse while simultaneously stealing N15 trillion ontop

When they come to scatter this place you'd see this same agbad0id op hailing their failure of a leader forgetting how they created this thread today

Until you arrive there do not make payments
NB: a word is enough for the wise

sandra2025:
I was there last year for vacation. Nice place.
I stayed there for two nights.
Wish I could go there this year vacation with someone special.
Cheers!

I smell lies, lies

crestedaguiyi:
inferiority complex, what is the meaning of La Capagne Tropicana, we used to have a lingua franca

Lingua Franca nah your language??

Let people be.

Say this with me: La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana, La Campagne Tropicana.

You see, it's easy!

crestedaguiyi:
inferiority complex, what is the meaning of La Capagne Tropicana, we used to have a lingua franca

If you have been to that Africentric resort, you won't have made this comment.

Dynamicboss:
If you want enjoy the place well for two nights, carry like 800k - 1m. Though as a family but as a single, hold 350k - 500k

explain the enjoyment part for me...what are enjoying ? 🙄

Do not waste your money going here...

Abegi, Yet another hype.
Go there and you will still not get the real, traditional beach experience.

It will likely be a carnival, party atmosphere. The antithesis of what a beach is supposed to be. Heck, you won't even be able to hear the ocean over the din and you dare not fall asleep on those plush deck chairs or all your stuff will be gone in an instant.

Will try at my next Lagos holiday visit for 2029 or 30, but I am not holding my breath. Last Christmas was a huge disappointment. Overpriced and totally underwhelming.

Lagos with such blue skies??

crestedaguiyi:
inferiority complex, what is the meaning of La Capagne Tropicana, we used to have a lingua franca

If you have been to that Afrocentric resort, you won't have made this comment.

One of the oldest beach and well maintained beach

SeeWahala:
Mschew that's how they were hyping all those brach front properties before their tilumbu came to scatter it all without recourse while simultaneously stealing N15 trillion ontop

When they come to scatter this place you'd see this same agbad0id op hailing their failure of a leader forgetting how they created this thread today

Why are you full of hatred ?
Take it easy, even if you are paid for it, bitterness dey kill ooo.

Kingkamba:
MY FAVORITE RESORT. THE LAST TIME I VISITED THERE, IT WAS 60,000 NAIRA PER NIGHT

60K heh
Single room, no?

How was it on the experience scale of 5.

Asake comes to mind

I say La Campagne Tropicana (Okoko, won pe e)
Me, I don dey hide them tey tey, marijuana (marijuana)
Joanna ju ibadi bi omo Ghana
Oun jo homelando funmi, mo ya gbe lo skoda (mo ya gbe lo skoda)
(Slow down, slow down, slow)
Screw a nigga (nigga), if a nigga think I give a Bleep
Me, I don dey street since when dem sing Gongo Aso (Gongo Aso)
Apala no be soca, see my team dem no be feeders
Premier League is not UEFA, small body, my engine bigger gan ni (l'Eko)

It's a very cool place to relax but e far small sha..


Very cool. Beach

SeeWahala:
Mschew that's how they were hyping all those brach front properties before their tilumbu came to scatter it all without recourse while simultaneously stealing N15 trillion ontop

When they come to scatter this place you'd see this same agbad0id op hailing their failure of a leader forgetting how they created this thread today

Una go just open mouth waaaaaa dey talk gibberish.

DeluxebyOVA:
60K heh
Single room, no?

How was it on the experience scale of 5.

It's generally great, the last I was there it was 80k though, but excellent service.

The place is fine.
I will like to visit there.
But how is the security situation like?
I hope there are no small small picking pockets there..ooh?
Maybe you are just trying to move around there to feel the serenity of the place,then some boys will just corner you low key without noise.....hey! Your phone or.........
I no want story abeg