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Ellexy

Kindly help me translate this.

Only 37 percent of GKs played in the World Cup because only 5 GKs were subbed in throughout the tournament.
But 87 percent of midfielders played throughout the tournament, and your main midfielder was among the 13 percent of midfielders who did not see any game time. Didn't even see 1 second in fringe third place match. And you are proud. But you are comparaing him to Raya. How may teams dey change keeper?

See people I dey argue with

If no be ronaldo wetin concern me and man u. . Ogun take anything assocaited with man u. Since have been supporting this team, na only pain. God will punish this team for me. I cant even cry again. It is just so painful. even girl no break perosn heart pass this man u. Ogun go take this team

Oct fixtures looking like a bloodbath.

Carrick started benching players that won you ucl spot (or playing them out of position), just to accommodate rashford that disrespected the club. It was a slap to the face of Cunha and Sesko.

Then collect pk taking from bruno give rashford join.

I thinl we even took the number 9 from sesko too.

Very soon we will start hearing internal wars within the dressing room.

You see Rashford and Dorgue? They will be tbe reason carrick gets sacked.

dreamxhaser:
Carrick started benching players that won you ucl spot (or playing them out of position), just to accommodate rashford that disrespected the club. It was a slap to the face of Cunha and Sesko.

Then collect pk taking from bruno give rashford join.

I thinl we even took the number 9 from sesko too.

Very soon we will start hearing internal wars within the dressing room.

You see Rashford and Dorgue? They will be tbe reason carrick gets sacked.

Ha When?

Fire Carrick now and appoint a new manager during the international break.

I couldn't sleep last night. Images of Yoro and Heaven being worlds apart kept flashing through my mind.

Carrick is a criminal and needs to be fired...

The moment you do things like that…you will kill competition in the squad.

Last season there was competition in the team, even dorgue was trying hard to earn a place, everyone wanted to prove themselves.

But this season you killed the competition by giving rashford a place directly without him earning it. Then started forcing dorgue on us when it shows he is dogshit.

Jamiuokolaa:
Ha When?

Maybe na FK he want write abi na the anger don make my guy dey misyarn?

Jamiuokolaa:
Ha When?

Na rashford they take free kicks now na…any free ball won, is mostly taken by him.

He is also our current number 9, though i just confirmed that sesko kept his number 30 last season. Hojlund was the one who wore number 9 last.

Please is there any part of Manchester United doing well, or at least trying that anyone can recommend i watch? Are the women a good watch?

Manchester United is now a small club, most younger kids born around 2008 and above dey look Manchester United like small club. Most younger generations are leaning towards PSG, City, Madrid and Barca.

I am done with the first team, once they get it right maybe in 5 years time, i will be back. I have been loyal enough. I briefly chickened out during 10HAG, and came back last season.

Well, this time i will not let temporary wins fool.

izzou:
Ellexy

Kindly help me translate this.

Brighton go old trashford match shit comot for Man U body.

patrickmuf:
Fire Carrick now and appoint a new manager during the international break.

I couldn't sleep last night. Images of Yoro and Heaven being worlds apart kept flashing through my mind.

Carrick is a criminal and needs to be fired...

You are the criminal here! You ungrateful lots!!

Yesterday, Manchester United disgraced me. At the bar where I watched the match, I chanced upon Barcelona fans who wanted them to switch to their own game, only for our useless club to disgrace me later.

Carrick, God will punish you...

swiz123:
You are the criminal here! You ungrateful lots!!

Thunder fire you...

dreamxhaser:
Please is there any part of Manchester United doing well, or at least trying that anyone can recommend i watch? Are the women a good watch?

Manchester United is now a small club, most younger kids born around 2008 and above dey look Manchester United like small club. Most younger generations are leaning towards PSG, City, Madrid and Barca.

I am done with the first team, once they get it right maybe in 5 years time, i will be back. I have been loyal enough. I briefly chickened out during 10HAG, and came back last season.

Well, this time i will not let temporary wins fool.

You will be back on Sunday. Either to celebrate or complain.

odizeey:
This season you go buy attack, next season midfield, the following season defence.

Nice plan. But will you be patient with the coach for three seasons to get his complete tools?

I don tell una before, I'm no more interested in the sacking of coaches. That's not our problem.

This part is actually funny to me.
Next season we would surely buy defenders, and the season after that goal keepers. Then we fall back to attack in the following season after that.

There is no club managed like this in any of the top leagues in Europe

So by the time we buy complete team, we will be playing league one football 👏🏽

Lana1:
This part is actually funny to me.
Next season we would surely buy defenders, and the season after that goal keepers. Then we fall back to attack in the following season after that.

There is no club managed like this in any of the top leagues in Europe

Lana1:
This part is actually funny to me.
Next season we would surely buy defenders, and the season after that goal keepers. Then we fall back to attack in the following season after that.

There is no club managed like this in any of the top leagues in Europe

It's such a shame. The fans should be United against the board strictly but we are focusing on mundane things.

Why our banter era enter this A.I age lol

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Sack carrick now. Bring in gary neville to save this team

We want gary neville

Gary neville or nothing. He's the man for the job

izzou:
Ellexy

Kindly help me translate this.

it says your mama get big backzooka

Onkoolos:
If no be ronaldo wetin concern me and man u. . Ogun take anything assocaited with man u. Since have been supporting this team, na only pain. God will punish this team for me. I cant even cry again. It is just so painful. even girl no break perosn heart pass this man u. Ogun go take this team

Go and support Southampton and stop stressing us here. Na by force. You get two ganja for there make i puff? (coughs)

Henceforth i don't want to see any man u crybaby here again. Nonsense, its not like they love the club

patrickmuf:
Thunder fire you...

You will suffer!

Expert17:
I stopped supporting Carrick the moment he decided to reintegrate Rashford back into the team.

Martinelli, Summerville and the likes managed to secure moves to the Saudi Pro League, yet United somehow remain unable to sell Rashford.

Rashford was rejecting offers from different clubs because he knew those running the club are useless.

He was willing to reduce his salary at Barca but won't even entertain any other offers from turkey or Italy.

It's same way Sancho was dictating for us, rejecting offers from other clubs that would've seen us recoup a little something in transfer fees until the club called his bullshit and terminated his contract. The werey is in one obscure UAE club now. Nonsense.

Rashford should've never been integrated back to the team, that chapter should've closed but we have useless people running the affairs of this club.

Lana1:
This part is actually funny to me.
Next season we would surely buy defenders, and the season after that goal keepers. Then we fall back to attack in the following season after that.

There is no club managed like this in any of the top leagues in Europe

INEOS and Glazers should be tried for crimes against humanity. Funny enough you'll see some support them.

Going back to that Tielemans interview, Carrick is extremely mad..

Who's that fvcker who came here to make excuses for giving these cvnts a day off?

Just imagine..

CrystalTiger:
Going back to that Tielemans interview, Carrick is extremely mad..

Who's that fvcker who came here to make excuses for giving these cvnts a day off?

Just imagine..

You want soft boys to get injured ke.

larride:
You want soft boys to get injured ke.

Haa let them break their legs ooo..

The stats is sickening...