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How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 8:33am On Feb 28, 2013

pls nairalanders how do sumone know if a woman is a witch lyk mother-inlaw,neighbour,grandma,wife,girlfriend....e.t.c

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 8:44am On Feb 28, 2013

Hmmm, I'd really like to help you out of this important dilemma so let's see.

How about, if she wears a pointy black hat, if she has a flying broom, if she has a witchcraft spellbook, if she boils strange things in a cauldron, if she has a black cat nko?

I truly hope this went a long way in solving your problem.

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 8:53am On Feb 28, 2013

nice idea,but dis r not common signs in africa and nigeria in particular.i mean doz secret ones dat pretend to be good,but doz evil at ur back.

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 9:09am On Feb 28, 2013

@OP how about wizards, how do you know one?
Why must women be cocooned into the idea of witchcraft.
Can't a man also be a witch?

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 9:39am On Feb 28, 2013

Brand_new: @OP how about wizards, how do you know one?
Why must women be cocooned into the idea of witchcraft.
Can't a man also be a witch?

WIZARDS ALSO INCLUDED...tanxs

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ifyalways(f): 9:46am On Feb 28, 2013

How do we know the OP is not a witch/wizard undecided

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 9:55am On Feb 28, 2013

ifyalways: How do we know the OP is not a witch/wizard

nawawo using question to answer question....
just asking for d sign,in chemistry terms is called 'QUALITATIVE ANALYSIS' lets apply such method

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by blazingtrain: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2013

Na God de show secret

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2013

yea...but humans can detect,d earlier u knw d signs,d better u becum vigilant in dis wicked generation....

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by baby124: 5:18pm On Feb 28, 2013

OP,
look in the mirror, if you see your face, you are a wizard. grin

Na witch dey know witch o. Just like na ashewo dey know ashewo. cheesy

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by YorubaOmoge: 5:20pm On Feb 28, 2013

Why do Nigerians think only women are witches?

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:21pm On Feb 28, 2013

Engraved on her forehead... says; WINSH cheesy

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by jaybee3(m): 5:24pm On Feb 28, 2013

If she looks like one, acts like one and dresses like one then she probably is

https://i.imgur.com/DYO6X.gif

Even the cat is shocked with what i typed above.

Home time calling

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 5:37pm On Feb 28, 2013

jidegirl12: Engraved on her forehead... says; WINSH

i fit see with pure eyez...?

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Feb 28, 2013*

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by SisiKill1: 5:39pm On Feb 28, 2013

ileobatojo: Hmmm, I'd really like to help you out of this important dilemma so let's see.

How about, if she wears a pointy black hat, if she has a flying broom, if she has a witchcraft spellbook, if she boils strange things in a cauldron, if she has a black cat nko?

I truly hope this went a long way in solving your problem.

Bwhahahaha cheesy

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2013

@chaircover dats was boooom,b4 d manifestation time it will take long...?

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2013

ajos: i fit see with pure eyez...?

Yup!

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 5:43pm On Feb 28, 2013

jidegirl12: Yup!

wats their symbol....?

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Feb 28, 2013*

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2013

Sisi_Kill: Bwhahahaha

chaircover: depends on how high up the ladder she is

if she be oga, it wont be long before you see the manifestation . . The very next day the person will fall off molue into the third mainland bridge.

Lmao!!

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 5:53pm On Feb 28, 2013

chaircover: depends on how high up the ladder she is

if she be oga, it wont be long before you see the manifestation . . The very next day the person will fall off molue into the third mainland bridge.

just try d experiment and reply me quick i go settle u fyn.incase i no hear from u,dat min say na d king/queen u discover......?

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 28, 2013*

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 28, 2013

ajos: just try d experiment and reply me quick i go settle u fyn.incase i no hear from u,dat min say na d king/queen u discover......?

Lols! Na this kind birthday present you wan give CC abi?! grin

chaircover: God forbid!!! na you dey find witch . . .no be me.

Abi o!

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 28, 2013*

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(op): 6:00pm On Feb 28, 2013

ileobatojo: Lols! Na this kind birthday present you wan give CC abi?!

Abi o!

nah CC say
Easy!!!! Just abuse her and call her
unspeakable names. . . . . If your life
remains the same after that, then she is
not a witch
i come say mek she try am....?

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by jaybee3(m): 6:00pm On Feb 28, 2013

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnz7s5tabh1qinvcko1_400.gif

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by jaybee3(m): 6:01pm On Feb 28, 2013

https://i.imgur.com/9DWBx.gif

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 6:01pm On Feb 28, 2013*

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by greatgod2012(f): 6:05pm On Feb 28, 2013

How to know a witch?..........this thread funny baje, well, me i no wan know witch o.

Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Freiburger(m): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2013

Witch ke? i forgot the last time i heard that word.

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