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If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 9:59am On Jun 15, 2013
A teacher entas a clas and says, how i wish yestday was 2morow 2day wud hav bin friday.
On which day did he make dat statement?

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Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Sanboy25: 10:11am On Jun 15, 2013
... undecided
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Cutiemay(f): 10:18am On Jun 15, 2013
On a Sunday
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Sanboy25: 10:24am On Jun 15, 2013
Cutiemay: On a Sunday
Yeah you're right, I didn't find it... cry
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Cutiemay(f): 10:36am On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25:
Yeah you're right, I didn't find it... cry
Lolz... It wasn't easy tho

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Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by afeezmore: 11:15am On Jun 15, 2013
saturday
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2013
Cutiemay:
Lolz... It wasn't easy tho
you're very incorrect. Explain how u came abt the ansa.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Sanboy25: 1:09pm On Jun 15, 2013
speeder:
you're very incorrect. Explain how u came abt the ansa.
Really? it's not the good answer ?
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Cutiemay(f): 1:11pm On Jun 15, 2013
speeder:
you're very incorrect. Explain how u came abt the ansa.
Really?? Ok, if yesterday was tomorrow and today is Friday, then yesterday which has bcome tomorrow will then become Saturday. So, the yesterday in d Teacher's context is Saturday, thereby making d day d Teacher made d statement a SUNDAY.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:43pm On Jun 15, 2013
speeder: A teacher entas a clas and says, how i wish yestday was 2morow 2day wud hav bin friday.
On which day did he make dat statement?
Monday...
Solution...
Monday is the only Logical day that could churn up such an annoying thought...
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Sanboy25: 1:47pm On Jun 15, 2013
^^^ LOL grin
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by ehvez(m): 2:53pm On Jun 15, 2013
yea sunday
Imagine saturday was 2mrw today would have bin friday
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 5:17pm On Jun 15, 2013
Cutiemay:
Really?? Ok, if yesterday was tomorrow and today is Friday, then yesterday which has bcome tomorrow will then become Saturday. So, the yesterday in d Teacher's context is Saturday, thereby making d day d Teacher made d statement a SUNDAY.
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Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by nikkyshyne(f): 5:25pm On Jun 15, 2013
speeder:
You're very correct. Just wanna let you know I'm so much in love with you for ya brilliance. Honestly, I'm in love with you. This my number, 08099625633, call me. Make sure you call. Please do call. I love you. Keep loving you.
anh ah! This is the gift to the winner in question? undecided
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Cutiemay(f): 5:30pm On Jun 15, 2013
speeder:
You're very correct. Just wanna let you know I'm so much in love with you for ya brilliance. Honestly, I'm in love with you. This my number, 08099625633, call me. Make sure you call. Please do call. I love you. Keep loving you.
Hahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 5:52pm On Jun 15, 2013
nikkyshyne: anh ah! This is the gift to the winner in question? undecided
haven't you heard? Love is greater than riches.
Cutiemay:

Hahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing
I'm still waiting for ur call. Don't be surprise I might marry you just for ya brilliance.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Cutiemay(f): 5:59pm On Jun 15, 2013
speeder:
haven't you heard? Love is greater than riches.
I'm still waiting for ur call. Don't be surprise I might marry you just for ya brilliance.
which kain love be dis, ehn? I'm sure if anyone thinks deep, they'll get d answer.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by samuelezekiel(m): 9:54pm On Jun 15, 2013
[color=#000099][/color] the answer is wednesday.

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Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by samuelezekiel(m): 10:01pm On Jun 15, 2013
samuelezekiel: [color=#000099][/color] the answer is wednesday.
if today is wednesday n d teacher enters d class n say hw i wish yesterday(tuesday) was tomorrow(thursday) d wished yesterday wil b thursday n d wished today wil b friday.

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Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Systemguru: 3:31am On Jun 16, 2013
speeder:
haven't you heard? Love is greater than riches.
I'm still waiting for ur call. Don't be surprise I might marry you just for ya brilliance.
Where is the brilliance Na...just because i told her abi Na him the Answer...even self Na Google told me the Answer that i gave her
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 7:31am On Jun 16, 2013
Cutiemay:
which kain love be dis, ehn? I'm sure if anyone thinks deep, they'll get d answer.
but they didn't.

samuelezekiel: if today is wednesday n d teacher enters d class n say hw i wish yesterday(tuesday) was tomorrow(thursday) d wished yesterday wil b thursday n d wished today wil b friday.
that was a brilliant try, but I think you got it wrong. Just think of the day as sunday, then do the calculations.

System guru: Where is the brilliance Na...just because i told her abi Na him the Answer...even self Na Google told me the Answer that i gave her
are you sure?
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by samuelezekiel(m): 10:04am On Jun 20, 2013
speeder:
but they didn't.

that was a brilliant try, but I think you got it wrong. Just think of the day as sunday, then do the calculations.


are you sure?
assuming today is sunday and the teacher enters and said i wish yesterday(saturday) was tomorrow(monday) i.e the wished yesterday wil be monday therefore the wished today will be tuesday,which is wrong.EXCEPT if you mean........d teacher enter the class on a sunday and said i wish yesterday(saturday) IS tomorrow i.e the wished tomorrow is now saturday then the wished today will be friday.

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Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 7:51am On Jun 23, 2013
samuelezekiel:
assuming today is sunday and the teacher enters and said i wish yesterday(saturday) was tomorrow(monday) i.e the wished yesterday wil be monday therefore the wished today will be tuesday,which is wrong.EXCEPT if you mean........d teacher enter the class on a sunday and said i wish yesterday(saturday) IS tomorrow i.e the wished tomorrow is now saturday then the wished today will be friday.
think carefully.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by samuelezekiel(m): 6:00pm On Jun 27, 2013
speeder: think carefully.
no you should think carefully and you'see am right,or better still you can prove me wrong.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by englishmart(m): 8:02pm On Jun 27, 2013
speeder:
You're very correct. Just wanna let you know I'm so much in love with you for ya brilliance. Honestly, I'm in love with you. This my number, 08099625633, call me. Make sure you call. Please do call. I love you. Keep loving you.
just like that?
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 7:54am On Jul 02, 2013
englishmart: just like that?
ya, still amazed
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Akwusike: 2:50pm On Jul 03, 2013
samuelezekiel: no you should think carefully and you'see am right,or better still you can prove me wrong.
yeah samuel; @speeder, position ur thinking faculty squarely, u will reason hw samuel does he has d right answer, i couldnt just get convinced of that 'sunday' as d answer bt rightly on wednesday.. Wednesday*samuelezekiel * seconded
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Sunjos: 9:54pm On Jul 03, 2013
its definately SUNDAY guys.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by ohuegbeair(m): 10:13pm On Jul 03, 2013
It's Wednesday
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by Agybabe(f): 3:48pm On Jul 04, 2013
It requires some concentration. At first I thought it was Wednesday but the correct answer is Sunday.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by samuelezekiel(m): 9:10pm On Jul 04, 2013
Guys thanks 4 all ur contributions, i know the ans speedy suggested was right 4rm d beginning i just wanted us to stretch our mind and brain a little.But,both sunday and wednesday are right ans pendin on how you reason it and i knw speedy may not agree but let me prove it to you all......
Assuming a teacher enters a class on a sunday and say ''i wish yesterday(saturday) is tomorrow,today would have been.........friday''.
And again assuming today is wednesday and a teacher enters a class and say''i wish yesterday was tomorrow(thurday).......or better still 'i wish yesterday was thursday........or best still i wish thurday was vesterday' today would have been...........FRIDAY.
Re: If Anyone Can Answer This Question, U'r Above Average In An IQ Test by speeder(m): 10:06pm On Jul 04, 2013
samuelezekiel: i know the ans speedy suggested was right 4rm d beginning i just wanted us to stretch our mind and brain a little.But,both sunday and wednesday are right ans pendin on how you reason it and i knw speedy may not agree but let me prove it to you all......
And again assuming today is wednesday and a teacher enters a class and say''i wish yesterday was tomorrow(thurday).......or better still 'i wish yesterday was thursday........or best still i wish thurday was vesterday' today would have been...........FRIDAY.
in all the examples u gave non seem right.

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