ZUBY we think alike... I don't expect to be scammed and say its Gods will... You scam me, I ensure I make you regret every minute of your existing life... Inshort, I support u 100000%!!! No need feeling self righteous here people! This life is not about being weak biko...

Meanwhile Foxybone what's wrong with u man? Pls don't spoil this beautiful thread I beg u

Dedicated to zubby


i look back at all my years in europe

the hustle, the pains and the betrayers

i wonder how i managed to cope

with little education and zero prayers


but the experiences were all worthwhile

from onitcha, lagos to ghana

the adventures, especially that of Efuah's

Germany, Portugal, Germany and back to Nigeria.


I say these tales, not out of the abundance of pride

but to let out a few evil i did all these years back

read the message and not just the sex scene

for all we do has a message and lesson


zubby i know the tale is yet to finish

but the thread would shine on like shoe and polish.

Kajo

bejahisky:
They say don’t whine over spilled milk.Since you believe so much in revenge,i guess you should brace yourself for the day madam Grace will come knocking at your door for the money you took from her.After all she was just trafficking girls too because people demanded them.I got to commend you though,you are a great writer,and you got bawlsss,big bawlsss to write this story.

I guess you skipped the part where Jennifer said she was no longer interested in prostitution while madam insisted.

ZUBY77:


I guess you skipped the part where Jennifer said she was no longer interested in prostitution while madam insisted.

Mr Zubby you and i know it doesn't work like that.she had a deal with her p.i.m.p,and she got to pay up.It was a dirty deal,but a deal is a deal.

Master zubby.feed us more!

any guy in Alagbado and environs here?

100th Chapter already!!
That calls for celebration
Weldone Zuby!!
Good write up

Foxy.
I've always wanted to have some talk with you on this issue, but I'd felt it better not to even have any reasons to cross path with you. But since someone has created an avenue, I got to take advantage of it. You are not just annoying, this trend of yours is also very annoying.

Advice? Stop derailing people's thread. Nairaland is such a big community, you can open a dozen thread and exhibit all you want to there. You can sing and organize poem crusade and whatever catches your fancy. But for the love of God, keep your lousy (most times they are) poems to yourself. Am not hating, just fuuccking fed up of your antics.


Zubby, chapter 100 was a bit twisted IMO sha. Your unforgiving nature is now Legendary, no qualms, but you seem to have done to that Jennifer's madam EXACTLY what you'l NEVER have someone do to you and go scot free. How does it feel? Being a love-vendor is her own "legit" business, just like how you hustled in the street been your own legit biz, and now, you cheated her with both her cash and source of cash. Yet you claim you wouldn't/haven't cheated someone before. So I ask, how does it feel?

lari03: any guy in Alagbado and environs here?

we are many, but I guess you are not a member of our clan, hence you would have known some of us.

“THERE AND BACK ON TIME” WOULD SURELY BE REMEMBERED ON THIS THREAD FOR GOOD IN THIS DISPENSATION!!!
Zubby, you are just the Boss here bro. One thing have also learn so far is the place of holidays...one day; I MUST definitely take a tour round the world!!!

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See traffic of people viewing the thread... wow! this thread will soon become the most read on Nairaland. Guys let's remember to like the Facebook page on boss Zuby's signature and also follow on Twitter.

ugsams: we are many, but I guess you are not a member of our clan, hence you would have known some of us.

bros can we chat privately? I am following you now,

Why didn't you get genuine papers?

lari03: bros can we chat privately? I am following you now,

ok, let's talk.

Chapter 101

''Chukwudi I am not a poor man, I told you my name. If I call you, you need to listen to why I did before shouting'' I said.
He cursed me in Igbo language and cut the phone call off.

I knew the judges would think that I should have Atleast given him his two weeks but trust me, I knew my instincts in and out. If I didn't call him before two weeks, he would either extend the date or give me another silly excuse. However, calling him at two or three days intervals was supposed to remind him that I meant business and kept him on his toes.

The anger I wanted had been given to me. Anger that pushed me to the wall..
Anger that made me plot for revenge. Yes, revenge, that's the name I called my negative way of returning misdeeds.

Anger! I love being angry, not at you or anybody else, but at myself. There were some mistakes I didn't expect from myself and whenever I made them, I got angry. I believed I was supposed to Atleast know where Chukwudi lived. I should have openly demanded to know where he lived and if he had refused, the deal would have been called off.

The following day, I went to Surulere to wash the new house. Due to the anger in my system, I didn't hire anybody. I just bought two buckets, a mop, Omo detergent and a towel.
While washing the entire place, my mind wondered all over Lagos. I wondered where Chukwudi could be, what he was doing with my money. Why I was so concerned about a mere two hundred thousand and why I must get the money back.
Swindling must be discouraged and someone had to start the war.

Maria called me...
''Where are you boo'' she had said.

What was boo? I never heard of that but whatever it was must wait first. It was Maria. I needed to pay attention to her. I believed that there was a hidden interest in every woman's call and most of the time, they concealed it until they had you inside their net. By every woman, I meant even my mother and sisters.

''I am in Surulere, somewhere called Adetola street'' I had said.

I gave her the address and asked her to come there. She asked me to keep some drinks for her. I agreed. I was sure she won't ask for it when she saw that I was washing a new house.

She found the place later and came with her partner, the mute cockroach.
They met me washing the house and asked what it was for.

''This is my new apartment, since you told me that you lived in Surulere, I decided to find a house here and pay for it instantly'' I had told Maria. She laughed at the joke.
She liked the place so much and asked who was going to live with me... I told her that it was just my cousin Andrew and no one else.

She helped me to pour water on the ground while I mopped. The mutter didn't do anything. I guessed she was even angry that Maria was helping out. I thought that she may just be jealous or she may be a lesbian, probably with Maria. I was going to watch out for trails.

Ifeanyi called. He said he had every information I needed about Chukwudi. He had even found his best friend. It was a great news for me...
I promised to call him back later.

''Who are you Maria, tell me about yourself'' I asked from no where.

She said she had returned from Napoli in Italy after five years. As soon as she said Napoli, I didn't need to ask her what she did there.
There was no other work except Prostitution and drug trafficking.
She said she would return back there after one month.

I told her that I had been to Germany.

After cleaning the house, we drove with her car to a restaurant and ate. I paid for the whole food which amounted to over N5000. The mutter lightened up since she discovered that I wasn't there to take her friend's money.

I called my cousin and told him that I wasn't returning that night. Maria had planned that we visit a Joint at Adeniran Ogunsanya where live band makossa were played.
My presence had relegated the mutter to the back seat while I occupied the front seat with Maria the Driver.

We enjoyed ourselves throughout the night until about 3am when we left to Maria's apartment. It was a two bedroom apartment, fully furnished with Air conditioner and floor tiles. She also had a large flat screen Samsung television.

We sat and talked in the sitting room while drinking.
The mutter took her bath and occupied one of the rooms.

later Maria took her bath too and so was I. After my shower, I wore only the boxer and relaxed on the single long sofa in the sitting room. Less than ten minutes later, Maria came out of the room and took my hand.
I slowly got up and followed her to her room, leaving my trousers and shirt behind.

''It was only a fool who spits out sugar that had been put into his or her mouth''

''It was only a fool who spits out sugar that had been put into his or her mouth''

ugsams: See traffic of people viewing the thread... wow! this thread will soon become the most read on Nairaland. Guys let's remember to like the Facebook page on boss Zuby's signature and also follow on Twitter.

Bros no just go dat side @ all o!! Have you seen the BIG BROTHER AFRICA: THE CHASE Thread?!!! ..!

Go Movies/TV Forum... You go shit for pant!!!!

Oga zuby ur story is the best dat I av read so far in nairaland.u av a particular style of putting everyone in suspence before the next chapter.u are really gifted.more power to ur elbow

manshyne:
Mmmm... YOU AND COMMERCIAL SEX WORKERS! I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE EXCESS CASH IN YOUR TROUSER?

Lmao!

Onye n'amaghi tsibiy gaeche na o bu onye isi ndi ashawo na gigolo nke ala Naijiria.aramara ya na umu nwaanyi ndi a dikwa egwu

@SCREWFACE[/b]HOW SCREWED-UP ARE YOU?!
You don't have to say anything, and i don't think its mandatory for everyone following Oga Zubby to comment on his posts. All your arguements are baseless, and if you have been following his story closely and with a little knowledge of basic English, u will notice that Ozoigbondu I of Germany buys and sells, he's trust-worthy n doesn't cheat neither does he coearse people just to take their money. Though his ways of getting back at someone is a little bit extreme cause he's like a cobra, he's very calculative and all he needs is one deadly strike and thats the end!
His Generousity spans his entire Globe trotting.
Unlike the likes of Madam, Chinelo and Chukwudi who trick people inorder to extort them.
And pls. FOXYBONE is a no-Go Area Oo! His got his own clan, and they are the respected members of NPA... If it's the poems you're dissin' then You ain't seen notin yet!
#in SAKA'S voice# rat wey e dey house make he go tell rat wey e dey bush say we no want fight for here Oo!

maria just got counted too. WOW!!!

manshyne: @SCREWFACE[/b]
And pls. FOXYBONE is a no-Go Area Oo! His got his own clan, and they are the respected members of NPA... If it's the poems you're dissin' then You aren't seen notin yet!

wetin b all dis one kwanu
Y r u hyping the guy?which kain lubbish no go area b dat?

The dude is a f'cking nuisance
U shud b part of his claan abi? Dyu knw ow many tyms he derailed mazi's thread? Yaba-left is available 4 him dis tym around

The silent early morning reader....datz me!..lol,dis is d bnest story hia,anytym ai comment,itz d same tin....kip it up Zubby...funny enuf ai stay off Nnobi nw sha....kip up d good work. Itz nt easy to hav such a sharp retentive nd clear memory of yester-years...cool stuff!

Ride on bro

manshyne: @SCREWFACE[/b]HOW SCREWED-UP ARE YOU?!
And pls. FOXYBONE is a no-Go Area Oo! His got his own clan, and they are the respected members of NPA... If it's the poems you're dissin' then You aren't seen notin yet!

Oh please just shut your trap! Ban me when next I make a comment on this thread, only then will I take you serious.
And as for you, foxy and your group of clowns and clique, you can bring on whatever you have, I'l be right here! It's weekend and I've got time. But for the main time, tell the nusiance to just Bleep off! Including you.

manshyne: @SCREWFACE[/b]HOW SCREWED-UP ARE YOU?!
And pls. FOXYBONE is a no-Go Area Oo! His got his own clan, and they are the respected members of NPA... If it's the poems you're dissin' then You aren't seen notin yet!

Oh please just shut your trap! Ban me when next I make a comment on this thread, only then will I take you serious.
And as for you, foxy and your group of clowns and clique, you can bring on whatever you have, I'l be right here! It's weekend and I've got time. But for the main time, tell the nusiance to just Bleep off! Including you. And just a little info on you, You are indeed Screwed. Next time, read Zubby's updates without sentiments and be schooled.

Most members on Nairaland play out online characters of their chosen; clowns, bigots, trolls, blunts, liberals, bully, intolerants etc. We know of Yuzedo, red muskeeto, 190, Okija_Juju, Idowugbo, born2fûck and host of others. Foxy_bone is but a character out of multitude of others on the 'clown' empire.
On a brighter note, I see him as a promoter of threads especially those about sexuality e.g. Coolval's 'Diary of an Imo Star', f rain c's 'Me and my Asaba Job' etc, and a few times he does this by dropping random poems of his conjure. But unfortunately, a few non-tolerating individuals usually perceive his character as that of an 'attention seeker'. There are certain contributions either in form of comics or mini drama that help to keep a thread alive and when removed results to the untimely death of such threads.
Derailing of threads come only when intolerant individuals begin attacking foxy's 'promoter' character. If you don't fancy his comments just say it in the most humble of manner and not attacking his personality.
Anyways, the OWNER OF THE THREAD has the sole right to either ask him to discontinue in his contributions, stay on topic with his contributions or outrightly unfollow his thread.
Thank you all.

zubby dey nack my head with suspense