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One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 11:54pm On Jul 05, 2014
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FÜCK”
It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasures, hate and love
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as verb both transitive;
Example, “John FÜCK Mary”
and intransitive; “Mary was FÜCKED by John”
and as a noun: “Mary is a fine FÜCK”
it can be used as an adjective: “Mary is FÜCKING beautiful”
as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of FÜCK besides the śexual meaning,

there are also the following uses:
ignorance: “FÜCKED if I know”
trouble: “I guess she is FÜCKED now!”
fraud: “she got FÜCKED at the used car lot”
aggression: “FÜCK you”

displeasure: “what the FÜCK is going on here?”
difficulty: “I can’t understand this FÜCKING job!”
incompetence: “she is a FÜCK - off”
suspicion: “what the FÜCK are you doing”
enjoyment: “I had a FÜCKING good time”

request: “get the FÜCK out of here!”
hostility: “I’m going to knock your FÜCKING head off!”
greeting: “how the FÜCK are you?”
apathy: “who gives a FÜCK”
innovation: “get a bigger FÜCKING hammer”

surprise: “FÜCK! You scared the śhit out of me!”
anxiety: “today is really FÜCKED”

And it is very healthy too! If every morning you do it as an inspirational meditation,
just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: FÜCK YOU 5 times, it clears your throat too!

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Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by skylane: 12:08am On Jul 06, 2014
I have this audio in my phone
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by Nobody: 12:15am On Jul 06, 2014
It's Morning!

Bleep YOU [size=5pt]OP[/size]!
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 12:21am On Jul 06, 2014
skylane: I have this audio in my phone
i guess that's FÜCKED wink i have the video cheesy

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Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 12:23am On Jul 06, 2014
Ceasar1: It's Morning!

Bleep YOU [size=5pt]OP[/size]!
yea, FÜCK YOU too

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Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by equlibrium(m): 7:57am On Sep 20, 2014
Every post I seen, you have screamed fuq.
Wat happen na?
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 9:21am On Sep 20, 2014
equlibrium: Every post I seen, you have screamed fuq.
Wat happen na?
FÜCK!! I got FÜCKED up grin grin
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by wunderkiind(m): 9:14pm On Oct 13, 2014
oh well... undecided
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 10:16pm On Oct 13, 2014
wunderkiind:
oh well... undecided
FÜCKING oh well... what? grin grin
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by wunderkiind(m): 7:48pm On Oct 14, 2014
fuckshit:
FÜCKING oh well... what? grin grin
Damn... you're so fūckin' sick and its so fuckin' funny grin






#undecided
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 6:27pm On Oct 15, 2014
wunderkiind:

Damn... you're so fūckin' sick and its so fuckin' funny grin






#undecided
nope, ain't FÜCKING sick. Just FÜCKING having fun grin grin
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by LewisO: 5:52pm On Dec 26, 2014
Mehn! this op as got bleeped-UP in a FUCKING state at a FUCKING time, and is FUCKING intoxicated! grin

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Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jan 14, 2016
fuckshit:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FÜCK”
It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasures, hate and love
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as verb both transitive;
Example, “John FÜCK Mary”
and intransitive; “Mary was FÜCKED by John”
and as a noun: “Mary is a fine FÜCK”
it can be used as an adjective: “Mary is FÜCKING beautiful”
as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of FÜCK besides the śexual meaning,

there are also the following uses:
ignorance: “FÜCKED if I know”
trouble: “I guess she is FÜCKED now!”
fraud: “she got FÜCKED at the used car lot”
aggression: “FÜCK you”

displeasure: “what the FÜCK is going on here?”
difficulty: “I can’t understand this FÜCKING job!”
incompetence: “she is a FÜCK - off”
suspicion: “what the FÜCK are you doing”
enjoyment: “I had a FÜCKING good time”

request: “get the FÜCK out of here!”
hostility: “I’m going to knock your FÜCKING head off!”
greeting: “how the FÜCK are you?”
apathy: “who gives a FÜCK”
innovation: “get a bigger FÜCKING hammer”

surprise: “FÜCK! You scared the śhit out of me!”
anxiety: “today is really FÜCKED”

And it is very healthy too! If every morning you do it as an inspirational meditation,
just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: FÜCK YOU 5 times, it clears your throat too!

gringrin how come dis niqqa wasn't given a looong ban wit dis fu9k fu9k words he is sayin cheesy. Choiiii imagine mods dey fear u tongue

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Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by fuckshit: 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2016
naughtynaughty:
gringrin how come dis niqqa wasn't given a looong ban wit dis fu9k fu9k words he is sayin cheesy. Choiiii imagine mods dey fear u tongue
it's fυςking fun I guess! grin grin
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
fuckshit:
it's fυςking fun I guess! grin grin
smh
Re: One Of The Most Interesting Words In The English Language Today Is The Word... by SmellingVagina: 1:23pm On Jul 16, 2016
Thank you Op.
Whenever I'm driving & Okada double cross anyhow all I do is to say F0CK Y0U ! It makes my mooora high when having S£X as I do normally say F0CK YOU DamnBitch
fuckshit:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FÜCK”
It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasures, hate and love
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as verb both transitive;
Example, “John FÜCK Mary”
and intransitive; “Mary was FÜCKED by John”
and as a noun: “Mary is a fine FÜCK”
it can be used as an adjective: “Mary is FÜCKING beautiful”
as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of FÜCK besides the śexual meaning,

there are also the following uses:
ignorance: “FÜCKED if I know”
trouble: “I guess she is FÜCKED now!”
fraud: “she got FÜCKED at the used car lot”
aggression: “FÜCK you”

displeasure: “what the FÜCK is going on here?”
difficulty: “I can’t understand this FÜCKING job!”
incompetence: “she is a FÜCK - off”
suspicion: “what the FÜCK are you doing”
enjoyment: “I had a FÜCKING good time”

request: “get the FÜCK out of here!”
hostility: “I’m going to knock your FÜCKING head off!”
greeting: “how the FÜCK are you?”
apathy: “who gives a FÜCK”
innovation: “get a bigger FÜCKING hammer”

surprise: “FÜCK! You scared the śhit out of me!”
anxiety: “today is really FÜCKED”

And it is very healthy too! If every morning you do it as an inspirational meditation,
just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra: FÜCK YOU 5 times, it clears your throat too!

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