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4. 2 wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example
5.You are proof that evolution can go in reverse
6.You are proof that God has a sense of humor

Mine happen on a fateful day,went to barb ma hair,saw d guy hu do barb me wile am stil a kid n d dude dunno hw to barb,since its ma moni told him nah dah ma customer shld barb me then he reply in frnt of pipo 'U DON GROW O,U MA U DON DY SELECT BARBER'..d foolish grl sittn nxt to mi jst strtd laughin

Mum once called me a compound fool

I told a friend that she's just a useless waste of space.


I seriously don't know how I came up with that, maybe I heard it from somewhere but it took her over 6 months before she forgave me for those words.

Oh boy ur I.Q no even reach room temperature ooo

1. Article of no commercial value
2. Zero behind a decimal point.....(secondary school days)

The day a lecturer calld a guy "You bolddy Ragamoffin" In from of d whole class. Come nd c different kind of laugh


Till today I still keep looking for d meaning of dat word Ragamoffin


2- what communion has an elite with a gallifanta
#Dont ask me what gallifanta

bump

Your teeth yellow like urine sample.

Compound Fool! My Father-in-law to his last born.

Stupidity is in you like Peak mik and it follows u everywhere you go like MTN.

lizfab: Cretinous Fu.cktard by Sagamite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_pwx3jUBs

Osgee: Are u s student of FCEZ?

nope ,kadpoly

One of the most funny insult I've heard is, "u get cub webs for teeth"

Nessa12: My toothbrush is really 6months old.

waaat? I dunno wat I'm perceiv..sori, thinking ryt nw. Oya go buy brush

defendedvictim: waaat? I dunno wat I'm perceiv..sori, thinking ryt nw. Oya go buy brush

You need money to do dat

Nessa12: You need money to do dat

yea, I knw..its Nt Lyk it costs a fortune anyway.

defendedvictim: yea, I knw..its Nt Lyk it costs a fortune anyway.

It doesnt but it doesnt cost a penny either.. Nd my brush doesnt stink

Nessa12: It doesnt but it doesnt cost a penny either.. Nd my brush doesnt stink

I guess. It shudnt stink b4 u change it sha. Good morning

ur stupidity marvels even d most stupid person

u r in 400level but CPGA cant flash mtn to mtn and u want me to buy u 450k brazillian hair, on top of which head?

Dayjhihannon01: Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?..

Lmao

Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

liking like a mard bit yur mummy to det

Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

liking like a mard bit yur mummy to det from my friend too me

defendedvictim: I guess. It shudnt stink b4 u change it sha. Good morning

hey! Sorry. I didnt get ur mail. So, could u like resend it?

Nessa12: hey! Sorry. I didnt get ur mail. So, could u like resend it?

Ohk..

C ur face lyk monkey wey dey lick lime.
Animal wearing shoe frm my neighbour to her hubby.

As u ugly, na so u tk stupid. Ma bf broda insult her 4 ma b4

Ur brains re only fr decoration!!!

Ewo ori e bi ori mi (see ur head lyk my head)

Lazy bag of wind

A woman once said to me:O ni lack home training ......woh she really meant was "o lack home training"lmao