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I bought a blackberry phone but I forgot to collect the pin

I have never seen darkness in my entire life

ayusco85: My grandma is a virgin

I ve seen a catholic priest with two wives

Obama is my long lost cousin

I travel to dubai everyday just to charge my BB phone

Dangote used to be our house boy last 4yrs

I entered sambisa forest and slapped shekau

Chloroquin injection can cure ebola according to WHO.

And lastly, I was thirsty, so I drank the atlantic ocean dry

Quantity clearly not quality, all your own dry sha. U for just hold ur mouth, continue to dey chop ur gari 4 under CMS bridge.

I am actually a man and my real name is Bayo

I own river niger,third main bridge and Swiss bank is my father's..

I was the one that hacked nairaland

silversonuc: dis is no lie, its called day dreaming, ahve u tried COARTEM?

What could that mean?

michealade: eehyah.i admire your lie o

Lol... I take that as a compliment.

Spaxon: ok lets start a game of lies....
here are a couple of lies i've got
1. My younger sister swallowed my 8GIG memory card and has been singing and showing all the videos in it.
2. We used have 4 swimming pools, untill armed robbers stole one yesternyt...
3. Our bore-hole get ATM machine.
4. My uncle imported a swimming pool frm U.K.
Itz a game so feel free 2 post yours... Let d fun continue

why should i like u?

Chris95: Ditch dem both and kum wif me..i wil spoil u wif moni

It aint about their money hun, at least not totally. Do you have the looks and charm?

yinkarh187: inshort dose r d names of all ur crushes

Lol.. You couldn't be more right.

"No matter how small your soup is, if it finishes before your eba, you can never be a great manager"

It is from Dubai. I don't even shop here
I don't kiss on a first date
Jonathan de pick my call him say
Jayz too de ping me jor
I stay to banana Island
Them show my video for CNN
I have never taken Okada
I no de wear one shoe twice

I neva lied and neva wil. Not even here!

All of them wey don comment here dn die tey tey excluding me

I went to d moon last Friday n met Neil. he was sipping garri with groundnut. I wonder wr he got it from.


I haven't been able to sleep since monday. I feel I've gained super powers as I just recovered from malaria. I don't catch cold again sef. (true o).

Abacha is not dead , He live in USA even now !

I'm not good @lying is the greatest lie I ever told..

Mind you I'm still lying its the greatest lie I ever told...and on and on like that..person go just craze

Spaxon: ..lol.. I bet datz no lie... Lmao

I guess you are drawn by compliments? u fine die but you look 15

kika23: Well, since I'm a wedding planner, I planned The wedding at Cana... And I saw everything that happened, how that water was turned into wine.... I got so high

Evulssssss

Umennajiego: Evulssssss

What's that?

I survived sosoliso airline crash and escaped the MH17 bombardment and am reporting life from N.Korea

kika23: What's that?

pronounce as written

kika23: What's that?

I prefer your before to d after@urprofile picture and u can quote your I.G id if u have one.

Umennajiego: I prefer your before to d after@urprofile picture and u can quote your I.G id if u have one.

Kikaebeye

i wash my noodles... before i cook

ceaser: Liar!

truar

I neva chop food since dey born me

Obama is from kenya while his wife is from osun state ,ilesha to be precise

Well I just ordered 4 BB (bread and beans) online now

All of them wey don comment here dn die tey tey excluding me

All of them wey don comment here dn die tey tey excluding me

excluding me too oooo abeg. but dis ur lie heeennn diarisgod oooo

MAYOWAAK:
"No matter how small your soup is, if it finishes before your eba, you can never be a great manager"

that's not a lie