DrPhilABd: Lmao... Yeye gurl. U wan seduce person later u go say u nor go 'do'. D bolded reminds me of a frd, she naturally whines her waist wen walking...e go jux be lyk na showoff thg.

some babes waist/hips get mind of their own.

Cleoqueen:
It's stops coloured clothes from fading out much and staining other clothes.

Cleoqueen:
It's simple na... If the male doctor isn't cute enough, omo, I will go and look for another doctor sharply... But if the doctor make mistake fine... Choi..*clears throat* I go tear him trouser wit my eye sef

Cleoqueen:
Lol...I no seduce anybody o...some chicks are like that...their waist turns 360 when they walk naturally o ..then Talkless of when they decide to whine their waist...choi...what an orgas'mic sight

Cleoqueen:
Helep me ask am o...because I dey wonder

traecey: lol...him b ashewo ni

Hissexcellencie:







*smacks †ђξ back of his head with newspapers. ooh sorry, mistake

Hissexcellencie:







omo see format. Babe u go get Phd for washing & setting

Hissexcellencie:







some babes waist/hips get mind of their own.

ENIMONEY: boss no be so o.. i haff miss u o, hw body?

traecey: cutie cutie....ah miss u o

Jimwalex:
yes,according to my camp cordinator,but dat might take up to 3 months.

te12:
I jus want to ask can redeployment still be processed once orientation camp is over,can I get d form @ d nysc headquarters

DrPhilABd: Hey, don't mk such mistake again lest I go lock u in a room wit 3 well trained big-assed 'ashewos'... Na die for u be dt

karleone: The NYSC in a bid to appease the Stream II Batch B Corps members over the cancellation of their orientation camping stated to have started on the 1st of September, has promised that room has been made for the successful carrying out of this 1st Cardinal point of the scheme.
Mr Anthony Ani, Director Corp Mobilization NYSC said on air (NTA International) that the scheme has planned that the Stream II Batch B Corps members will be camping with the Prospective Batch C Corps members come November 4th.

How possible is this?
Will their Oga @ PPA release them come November?

sokarsenal: . The state coordinator of kano/kogi camp said that in camp......that it would be in batches to reduce the crowd....like some set would go in batch C, some in batch A before our service year ends.....see booing from corps members now.....we didn't camp at the right time, doubt if the 'fun' would still be there

traecey: lol...him b ashewo ni

Skateboard:
Aww miss you too dearie. We dey push am small small oo.

heemah: they fink i av time for dt again?? Hell no!!! Spent 6days at Niger Camp and it aint much fun, so diaz no way am goin back... Btw, will they gv us another khaki n whites plus tranposrt n local allowance?? I wont mind d swearing in ceremony sha!!! Drilling?? NO!!!

traecey: bentonmaye hw r u?nd hw ws camp?

DrPhilABd: Thou sayest or abi na 'knowest'

bentonmaye: am fine,camp was fun,over flex worry me!!!stil in kaduna tho...

DrPhilABd: Afta many sessions of 'bend-down-select', wat do u Expect? (na joke I dey o before dem go hear say someone dt called Cleoqueen okrika regular customer lost)

Smeeky: Good Evening B'14 corps members,

How are you all doing?...I guess wonderful.
Its so cool to be here with guys again.
I've been recovering from the trauma our great NYSC got me into(PPA ish)..

Who say camp no be Fun ..I met cool friends in camp(including Chykmoni my direct opposite bunk mate) and I'm still meeting oo...

Good thing I didn't join that OBS ish(most BORING bunch of Noise Makers I have ever seen..No offence oo)..cos them still cast them go villages


I believe our beloved stream II corps members are done with their camping..abeg choose ur PPA wisely oo,don't be in a hurry to collect acceptance letter,cos u might regret ur action later..Especially to those like me posted to villages ...the diff with mine is that I was the one that accepted them

DrPhilABd: He follows only very creamy babes without hair for chest... Looking for d one he may get 'lucky' wit... Hehehe

Cleoqueen: I'm so pissed right now...why is this country like this?...I'm pissed at that the DG, at FG, and at Nigeria...just imagine, my nysc crested vest is ruined. I soaked it without jik or hypo only for me to see the green print has stained the whole vest. Even the yellow logo faded into the vest..aargh! ...cheap printing... Low budget printing...and the annoying part is that they gave us just one...one would think that since it's just one, they will use standard quality stuff for us...nonsense

adedeji65: I. Can customize another for u .... Dnt abuse me sha oo?