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Sir jbluv55, sammy dear. Ayam going home o, pweety drunk nd my dear olubukato is vexing dat am out late. Gnyte o. Sir jb*whispers tmoro after church we ll cont our discussion*

rozzay:
Oooooooh, I wish I were a princess. Hmmmmmm

u r a princess my dear because d blue blood dat flows in me flows in u too. we r friends remenber?

Beennkumar:
As usual, trying to catch some fun on Nairaland.

I thought you were a pagan.

I have repented

Will you take a pagan home to Momma?
I already know the answer
And i can't afford losing you

sameer1212:
hi jbluv55 i heard u hv a bar wel, can u help me with a bottle of wata? cos aint take alcohol

Rankadede maigida . Sannu da zuwa .

A bottle of water right away sire .

*serves him*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Dasani.jpg

rozzay:
Hehehheheheh its normal in a bar

na true. carry on

rozzay:
Sir jbluv55, sammy dear. Ayam going home o, pweety drunk nd my dear olubukato is vexing dat am out late. Gnyte o. Sir jb*whispers tmoro after church we ll cont our discussion*

Its alright ma'am . Sleep well .

sameer1212:
u r a princess my dear because d blue blood dat flows in me flows in u too. we r friends remenber?

Yes dear so ayam a princess too wen I go to abj ill reach ur side so I can collect my tiara nd put on my hair as a snowhite princess abi

Beennkumar:
Sir Jb,

We are fine. How are you?

Good to know that you are fine sire . I'm doing great too .

Any Sallah celebrations @ your side?

dechandel:
I have repented

Will you take a pagan home to Momma?
I already know the answer
And i can't afford losing you

Awww. That's so nice of you.

I'm happy for you.

Jbluv55:
Its alright ma'am . Sleep well .

Nyte sir, nyte sameer1212

Ksslib:
Jb this your bar sef get as e be sha.

Person no dey ever see drunk girls here. If not, Paedophile ochon nd jekyll for be your number one customers.

Abeg no dey dilute drinks. So the ministry can move forward.

The thunder wey go fire you, Senator Sherima, is doing press-up!! Jbluv, no mind this ostrich. Dre11, I dey greet o. Una don escape Westbrom today.

hello everyone..i'm kind of in a good mood,though i dont really like to share my private business on the internet. i feel i should share this with my e-family. after years of trying to gain admission, i actually went to a private school (madonna) dat dint work, i left cos i couldnt bear it. i finally gained admission in my state uni. though not wat i always wanted, buh it's a nice course(microbiology) and i thank God

Jbluv55:
Business is moving Lady Intacta. You seem to be more active @ night ma'am.

nooooooooo

Ksslib:
Jb this your bar sef get as e be sha.

Person no dey ever see drunk girls here. If not, Paedophile ochon nd jekyll for be your number one customers.

Abeg no dey dilute drinks. So the ministry can move forward.

But we don't dilute drinks here sir. Just that the men are so stingy they can't buy enough drinks to make the girls get drunk . I've heard you all the same sir!!!

Congrats fabulousdame

fabulousdame:
hello everyone..i'm kind of in a good mood,though i dont really like to share my private business on the internet. i feel i should share this with my e-family. after years of trying to gain admission, i actually went to a private school (madonna) dat dint work, i left cos i couldnt bear it. i finally gained admission in my state uni. though not wat i always wanted, buh it's a nice course(microbiology) and i thank God

Congratulations dear. I'm so happy for you . Microbiology is a good course to study dear.

Success shall continue to be yours, Amen!!!

Beennkumar:
Awww. That's so nice of you.

I'm happy for you.

Yea
Fulfiling my take home to momma girl obligations










Uncle Jbluv55
Good evening..
Are you a muslim

Intacta:
nooooooooo

Oh K! I guess that was a wrong observation then.

So what's the mystery surrounding your username?

dechandel:
Yea
Fulfiling my take home to momma girl obligations







Uncle Jbluv55
Good evening..
Are you a muslim

Evening once again Dear .

A Muslim? Of course not!!! Why do you ask?

*Wakes up and peeps in*

*Sees two married ladies and the bar man - Alone*

*Covers head with blanket and goes back to sleep*

ochon:
The thunder wey go fire you, Senator Sherima, is doing press-up!! Jbluv, no mind this ostrich. Dre11, I dey greet o. Una don escape Westbrom today.

No mind JB wey dey spoil una show. Na so so coke and fanta he dey sell.. Smh

Jbluv55:
Evening once again Dear .

A Muslim? Of course not!!! Why do you ask?

I'm asking because i didn't get any sallah meat from any of my so called muslim friends
I thought you were one so i'd vent my anger on you

Jbluv55:
Congratulations dear. I'm so happy for you . Microbiology is a good course to study dear.

Success shall continue to be yours, Amen!!!

thanks luv..how re u?

SpcAgtOko:
Congrats fabulousdame

thank you

fabulousdame:
thanks luv..how re u?

I'm fine. How is your weekend going?

Jbluv55:
But we don't dilute drinks here sir. Just that the men are so stingy they can't buy enough drinks to make the girls get drunk . I've heard you all the same sir!!!

Na wa o. Ostrich shey u dey hear?

Ok JB. We all sha still hope to see a significant increase in number of drunk girls here. cos na when dem drink dem go begin talk truth about their E-life..

After 12.. Make man go crash abeg..

rozzay:
Yes dear so ayam a princess too wen I go to abj ill reach ur side so I can collect my tiara nd put on my hair as a snowhite princess abi

lolz... ok dear... bt we dont ride horse in abj? i am in my home town...

rozzay:
Nyte sir, nyte sameer1212

ok. sleep tiet dear...

rozzay:
Well maybe cos I drank d whole. Bottle of baileys sir jbluv gave me

lol. and i saw/heard you preaching church on a bottle of wine

Jbluv55:
I'm fine. How is your weekend going?

just normal

Jbluv55:
Rankadede maigida . Sannu da zuwa .

A bottle of water right away sire .

*serves him*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Dasani.jpg

toh thanks... saida safe, ahuta da gajiya.

Jbluv55:
Oh K! I guess that was a wrong observation then.

So what's the mystery surrounding your username?

Guess